DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Rj_1954]

Watch out for her lumps

 

[Trubbycat]

Your mom is watching us

 

[EctoJohn]

Your mom is watching us

That's because I invited her.

 

[Rj_1954]

Necrophilia is my new kink...

 

[EctoJohn]

Smash or pass; your cat.

 

[Rj_1954]

Slow ride in my minibus

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Lube? No, I use butter …

 

[ydahecnot]

Hit it? Quitting it instead

 

[EctoJohn]

I want to break up.

 

[Rj_1954]

My brownies are coming out

 

[EctoJohn]

Divorces are pretty cheap now.

 

[Coyote100]

Have you met my wife?

 

[EctoJohn]

Was I suppose to answer?

 

[Divindisguise]

If I cry, ignore it

 

[Divindisguise]

What is your name again?

 

[Rj_1954]

Guess it if you can

 

[EctoJohn]

Can I use a coupon?

 

[Rj_1954]

Packages delivered in the rear.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I did not shower today

 

[EctoJohn]

Why should I even care?

 

[EctoJohn]

Aren't you a bit old?

 

[Rj_1954]

I just had penile surgery

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Sawzall? Check. Surgery's now open!

 

[Scarred65]

I prefer non human partners

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Verified nonsentient" - OK! Let's fuck!