DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

From an actual IRL encounter:

I love Hitler's favorite movie!

 

[EbersMoll]

I just ignore safe words.

 

[Trubbycat]

Is the condom still there?

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

My dog likes to watch.

 

[EbersMoll]

Can I photograph your nostrils?

 

[hopeful_wife]

Can I photograph your nostrils?

Hurry before I wipe them.

 

[EbersMoll]

Can I keep that tissue?

 

[Photog1rl]

Are you leaving your wife?

 

[Photog1rl]

Did I win the game @EbersMoll

 

[EbersMoll]

Did I win the game @EbersMoll

First answer no, second, possibly.

 

[EbersMoll]

Celibacy is suddenly very appealing

 

[Mrtenant]

I'm gonna need another drink

 

[37_ttej]

Why? “Go ugly, go early!”

 

[cole4258]

Come with me tonight, sweety

 

[Trubbycat]

No ma'am, it always drips

 

[Taegul]

I lick Waffle House toilets.

(Yup, it worked. I just de-aroused myself)

 

[Biggalute]

No, that's my surgical truss.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I lick Waffle House toilets.

(Yup, it worked. I just de-aroused myself)

Yep, that for sure just put my kitty in the dryer
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[Biggalute]

Chlamydia's such a pretty name

 

[Trubbycat]

Chlamydia's such a pretty name

She was a Greek goddess

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

No, not clapping, THE Clap.

 

[BubbaHyde5]

I'm positive it's not contagious

 

[Rj_1954]

Can we do a threesome?

 

[37_ttej]

Can we do a threesome?

if we include my Grandma.

 

[Rj_1954]

How about a spit roast..