DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[KinzyT]

That odor is really sickening

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

'Hi! I'm Lustful Intentions and...'

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

My merkin needs a wash.

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

do what ever you want I’ll sit here

 

[Photog1rl]

Finish quickly—Jeopardy is on.

 

[37_ttej]

Ooh, I know this one!

 

[SWR101]

Oh, did you want sex?

 

[Celticlight]

Please, just touch it?! Please?!

 

[37_ttej]

Mom wants to meet you.

 

[EbersMoll]

That’s where my wristwatch went!

 

[Sallyhansen6914]

*sticks it in*
“Welp! You’re not a virgin anymore!”

No lie that’s what he said my first time. That was the only time we ever did it

 

[Trubbycat]

Ugh, not that thing again

 

[EbersMoll]

Anything for a quiet night

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

I just adore Richard Nixon! <3

 

[EbersMoll]

Commence the act of unspeakableness!

 

[KinzyT]

No, it just looks infected

 

[Taegul]

Your mom is kinda hot.

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Let's use grandma's old dildo

 

[EbersMoll]

I don’t believe in sanitizer

 

[ydahecnot]

Spread those fucking meat flaps!

 

[Rj_1954]

Was that your Great Dane?

 

[Rj_1954]

I'll make it fit, be still...

 

[Photog1rl]

Can you spot me rent?

 

[EbersMoll]

I’ve seen a YouTube video.

 

[ydahecnot]

You’ll be my Stepford wife