DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[MrPimms]

Could you change the channel …

 

[Pad_Foot]

Now? Check to Kars4Kids?

 

[EctoJohn]

Here comes my pet wasp.

 

[LostHorizon]

This nursing home smells shitty

 

[Trubbycat]

Sex always makes me cry

 

[EctoJohn]

Your mother turns me on.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your switch turned me off

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I have some Pokemon cards

 

[EctoJohn]

Did you want to fight?

 

[Mebtaz2000]

We are going Dutch, right?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Well, we ain’t going Flemish!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Sorry thew up a bit

 

[j769]

Ummm...did I do that?

 

[fullservice65]

Leprosy really is sexy -- honest!

 

[EctoJohn]

You weren't in my draft.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

purple sores are fine, honest.

 

[mijayoo]

Cold weather makes nipples hatd

 

[Ratchetman1982]

It's not really that small

 

[Statius]

I need medicinal ointment first

 

[j769]

Is this length average enough?

 

[EctoJohn]

Do we really have to?

 

[GraiceeGirl]

I'd rather read a book.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I'd rather clean the gutters

 

[deft]

I'd rather read a book.

That’s kinda hot, you know.

 

[Him15]

I'm sorry sir, its inoperable