DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Trubbycat]

Some bacitracin should help with that.

 

[EctoJohn]

After this boss battle, hun.

 

[Pad_Foot]

You approved my scrotum’s removal?

 

[nowisthetime]

Oops, didn't mean to bite.

 

[Jodaily]

My dick just fell off

 

[EctoJohn]

That smell was me... oops.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m sorry, I pee when I get excited

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m sorry, I pee when I get excited

 

[Carmina24]

"My wife just got home "

 

[EctoJohn]

He's just a camera man.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

The doctor said don't worry.

 

[EctoJohn]

Isn't that what "dirty" meant?

 

[fullservice65]

Your dog ate my dick.

 

[CuriousRick]

Did you get my pm?

 

[CuriousRick]

I don’t think it’s contagious

 

[EctoJohn]

Can I borrow your undies?

 

[Trubbycat]

The cat threw up again

 

[EctoJohn]

You have a cute ex.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It doesn't really smell bad

 

[Mrman69]

This is the dark side of the Arouse in Five Words thread. The assignment is to write the most mood killing thing with only five words at your disposal. However, as a bonus element to this, people are encouraged to react with if they did get turned on or if the opposite happened. Do your worst.

I will give you an example.

I just ate your tarantula.

I got the shits bad

 

[Roleplay_Hugo_UK]

It’s not you it’s me.

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Clearly, you are so wrong.

 

[mijayoo]

Laughed so hard I peed

 

[EctoJohn]

So about that other person...

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Full transparency, I'm too immature.