DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EctoJohn]

So there is this woman...

 

[cocokittysurprise]

This bunion is oozing.... stuff.

 

[Carmina24]

Fungus is growing on that

 

[Carmina24]

So, I'm getting married tomorrow

 

[Carmina24]

Married... didn't I tell you?

 

[Carmina24]

This isn't contagious...I think

 

[QwertyMaster]

The smell doesn't get better

 

[Carmina24]

Sorry, I fell asleep again.

 

[EctoJohn]

Not while baseball is on.

 

[Guyblue82]

No no... It's not a pyramid scheme... Multi level marketing is a lot different. Signup while I explain

 

[GraiceeGirl]

Bills need to be paid.

 

[EctoJohn]

Umm, actually what this means...

 

[SpicyBean99]

I have a few pustules.

 

[EctoJohn]

It's only a little radioactive.

 

[HopefulRetirement]

It's only weird if you keep starring at it!

 

[Apisto42]

I have a few pustules.

Me too, wanna lance together?

 

[EctoJohn]

I am inside you, right?

 

[fullservice65]

Nevermind the pus-filled patches.

 

[Abeona1]

I am going to fart

 

[justagirlLMA]

Its shouldn't bend like that

 

[HopefulRetirement]

I swear it's still hard

 

[Trubbycat]

I always fart during sex

 

[rd563]

Are you cool with syphilis?

 

[EctoJohn]

Hold on, I need deodorant.

 

[Lost_Writer01]

You called the ambulance, right?