DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[EctoJohn]

That's my collection of teeth.

 

[Illnevertell79]

It's dry as the desert

 

[Ultimus]

Off like a Jewish foreskin.

 

[cactusjack0584]

I don’t think we match

 

[Ultimus]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Actually [...] females [...] not all men.

 

[EctoJohn]

I stole all your food.

 

[Ultimus]

I’ve seen more meat on a fish hook.

 

[EctoJohn]

I see your bald spot.

 

[SherlockianMan]

You're sure it's in? Really?

 

[EctoJohn]

Now go make me breakfast.

 

[Ultimus]

You’re just like mother / father.

 

[EctoJohn]

Well actually I think that...

 

[SherlockianMan]

Did the condom just break?

 

[Coyote100]

Gonna make popcorn. Want some.

 

[Photog1rl]

My ex tried that trick.

 

[EctoJohn]

I just ate Taco Bell.

 

[Taegul]

They call me "Dick Cheese"

 

[Justabaldguy70]

That rash looks really bad

 

[Photog1rl]

You're not funny or cute.

 

[EctoJohn]

Hold on, I gotta fart.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Think I need to be sick.

 

[EctoJohn]

You remind me of haggis.

 

[ydahecnot]

Chalkboard, let’s meet my nails

 

[cactusjack0584]

I’m low again, join me?