DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[fsa52]

Your place! Mine’s roach infested.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Pass over the cum towel…

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

You didn't prep, did you?

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an actual kappa!

 

[Rj_1954]

Well smell me... just farted

 

[cactusjack0584]

I am eating Funyuns..muah!

 

[EctoJohn]

This is some nice mold.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Can you massage my hemorrhoids?

 

[EctoJohn]

Let's roll in actual hay.

 

[FunBamaMan]

Your Dad fucked me better.

Your Mom said that too...

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Stop scratching it so much!

 

[Coyote100]

Five words, can't you count.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Five words, can't you count.

You're right! LMAO... revision #1

 

[FunBamaMan]

Dry anal sounds like fun

 

[Rob_Royale]

Your brother is much better.

 

[FunBamaMan]

Your brother is much better.

Dad said Sister is too

 

[Rj_1954]

Sorry about that infected rash

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Shit makes a natural lube

 

[EctoJohn]

It's only some poison ivy.

 

[HusbandNextD00r]

I'm calling about your warranty.

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

Just picture naked, Margaret Thatcher

 

[EctoJohn]

Molested by a race car.

 

[EctoJohn]

Shut up, I'm watching television!

 

[Cwtchseeker]

is that garlic chilli breath?

 

[EctoJohn]

Do you have to talk?