DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

I just fucked your wife.

 

[EctoJohn]

Let's talk about web comics.

 

[PassionsFlame]

I am removing the fungus

 

[ydahecnot]

Let me lick your lint

 

[EctoJohn]

Have you seen my onions?

 

[AdventureSeeker424]

We need to be married

 

[EctoJohn]

Send me an instant message.

 

[tedsbeds]

It's only 2"

 

[Gatliss123]

Oh shit, it's stuck inside.

 

[PassionsFlame]

The green is food coloring, really

 

[EctoJohn]

Are your panties clean or dirty?

 

[Taegul]

I'm probably not contagious. Mostly.

 

[EctoJohn]

You aren't quite as pretty.

 

[Scarred65]

I look like Whoopi Goldberg

 

[EctoJohn]

I have a politics kink.

 

[Scarred65]

I have a politics kink.

Oh! The whipping! You fail

 

[Jodaily]

It only itches a little

 

[EctoJohn]

Your face needs some work.

 

[AdventureSeeker424]

Gonorrhea is not that bad

 

[Gatliss123]

Oh damn, the bed's wet.

 

[EctoJohn]

I will divorce her eventually.

 

[Jodaily]

Should it taste like that?

 

[EctoJohn]

So here he is, EctoJohn.

 

[Coyote100]

That's what antibiotics are for.

 

[JKL123]

Fr Tom is waiting downstairs