"Daddy," I Whispered: A Critique of the self-proclaimed "Lit's #1 Story"

[michchick98]

Oh oh, the bran muffin rat pack is starting to rush in to defend their little darling Killer Muffin with her 25,000+ posts. One would have thought she wouldn’t have needed them given her near B.A. genius.

Over a quarter of a million posts between these twenty some posters!

And I bet not a single one of them ever whined and pissed the carpet when they got a bad review on one of their stories.

Can you believe it? [SIZE=+2]2 5 0 , 0 0 0 + POSTS![/SIZE]

Aww, look, Jimmy taught the blow-up doll how to count. How cute!

But you gotta ask yourself, why it bothers you so much that they have all these posts. As you say to us when we tell you no one cares about your numbers, are you jealous? Does it bother you that even with that, you can't lump yourself in with some of the best authors on Lit?

Maybe you should seek psychiatric help for your numbers obsession, Scouries.

And not an original thought from any of them. Puppets on Killer Muffin’s strings. It’s time for you old timers to retire from LITEROTICA… you’re days are long over… leave the present and future to people like my boss…

Yeah, and every list you post about how many votes, how many comments are original thoughts? Oh please. At least those people can talk about more than how great they think they are or how many people have read their stories. Can you, Scouries? Didn't think so.

I agree with whoever said it, if Scouries is the future of Lit, then we're all in serious trouble. But I doubt that'd happen, really because the servers would get overloaded with just his ego alone. Then there'd be no way to host any of the stories so people would be visiting blank pages. Yeah, okay.

Gabrielle L.
blow-up doll… and
scouries alt…fuck=toy…and
did I mention scouries ALT...and
Queen of the “Mentally Challenged”… and
v.p. ScouriesDelusionalWorld seminars…and
president and only member, Scouries Fan Club…and
V.P. lesbian lovetoy services…and
flotation device…and
official committee member, Literotica Monopoly money distribution committee…and
friend of GBers even though they kicked us off their thread…and
director of scouriesworld translation services…and
vice-president marketing –Goodyear Tire and Rubber Company Inc….and finally
secretary, 1000+ BOT CLICK CLUB and 100+ ALT COMMENT CLUB
collins avenue
miami beach, florida

Oh and by the way, you're not the threadmaster here, Scouries, just in case you forgot. You won't even acknowledge your review and take it like a big girl.

 

[TxRad]

Scouries
Number of posts ...............999

Gabby the blowup doll
Scouries AlT ............... ... 281

Total ............ ...............1280 Posts


Gee, I wonder how many more he has under his other alts.

Jim, you're over the hill by your own accounting.

 

[Stella_Omega]

You seem to be the only person on my bad side on this site. Most people are nice and kind and thoughtful. I'm sure you will say that they are back stabbing me but who cares? You are the only one that drives me crazy and I'm sick of you bullying me and calling me names. I'm going to push back until you either truly stop posting or decide to be normal for more then a split second.

Erin

sweetheart! that is the loser's game to end them all. Look at scouries, and JBJ, has anything ever driven them off the site? No, and nothing ever will, untill they themselves decide to go for their very own reasons.

You cannot "push back" on the internet. All you can do is get involved in long unending flame wars that piss everyone off at you just as much as at the troll you're fighting. There is only one way to shut down an internet troll on a forum, and that would be by way of a moderator, and lit has a no moderator policy. You can't change that policy here, but there is one other recourse; the ignore list.

It's the forum equivalent of turning your back on an asshole. It visually sends them out of the room.

It's your sanity's best friend here-- use it.

 

[SlickTony]

Yes, the Ignore List is your friend.

 

[rgraham666]

Yes, the Ignore List is your friend.

Mine has 43 people on it.

Oops. Just added another. 44.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Mine has 43 people on it.

Oops. Just added another. 44.

Makes faces at Robb to see if I'm on his list...

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Mine has 43 people on it.

Oops. Just added another. 44.

Holy cow! I don't have anyone on my ignore list...

 

[Safe_Bet]

Holy cow! I don't have anyone on my ignore list...

I don't either. I enjoy poking them with sharp sticks too much.

I know, I really should get a better hobby...

 

[Guest]

he's done it again!!!!!!!!!

Hi guys, it’s your pal Gabby again,

Guess what? The boss has done it again. Or maybe I should amend that to read that the wonderful book buying public has done it again.

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Nude Dancing # 1:Sis

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This week this wonderful story became the 7th of his stories to sell [size=+2]200,000[/size] copies! Thank you very much everyone.

Everyone associated with [size=+2]ScouriesWorld[/size] would like to thank you the reader for your continued kindness and support. And the boss has no intention of resting on his laurels…

And please, continue to send him your feedback – it’s this feedback that you send him that nurtures and encourages him as he works late into the steamy Miami nights hunched over his keyboard…


Gabrielle L.

 

[rgraham666]

Makes faces at Robb to see if I'm on his list...

You're not.

But on the other hand none of the people on my ignore list are sweet lady like yourself.

The worst had an AV of him with four (count them, four) guns. One under each arm, one on his hip and an Uzi in his hands. Every time I saw it I thought, "Are we over-compensating for something?"

His posts showed that he was indeed over compensating for what he perceived as "lack of manhood".

Sad.

 

[Daniellekitten]

I think KM just gave Jimbo another place to post his bs. It's too bad he has to send his blow up doll facade instead of coming himself.

 

[Daniellekitten]

aww, Robb. Thanks.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I hate to put KM on ignore, but-- scouries apparently figures that, since she reviewed his crap, he can crap in this thread as well as his 'own'.
Which means this will be another thread that will never die.

 

[Daniellekitten]

I hate to put KM on ignore, but-- scouries apparently figures that, since she reviewed his crap, he can crap in this thread as well as his 'own'.
Which means this will be another thread that will never die.

Is that like Lambchop's This is the song that never ends?

 

[michchick98]

I hate to put KM on ignore, but-- scouries apparently figures that, since she reviewed his crap, he can crap in this thread as well as his 'own'.
Which means this will be another thread that will never die.

I'd say if we all stopped posting here and on scouries thread, they'd die, but like Safe Bet said, we need to get another hobby. Scouries thread had disappeared today, at least to the second page. Damn it.

 

[Guest]

Neither the boss nor I have had time to read all of miss muffins review yet. The boss will eventually as he wrote in his last post. And when he does he’ll try to sift out any intelligent advice that is included in her diatribe. He is committed to continuous improvement.

However for now I’d just like to respond to some of the comments you kind AHers have posted.

QUOTE starrkers Not only did you provide a decent critique, you didn't barf in the middle of it….But it's sad to know he can't even get the basics right

That’s not nice ma’am! No matter what he thought of any of your works mr scouries would never refer to any of your stories as “barf” material.

QUOTE dee zire If Daddy Whatever really is LIT's #1 story, what does that say about the readers? Ew!.... Thank you, Scouries. You are an inspiration to us budding writers…

It says they are wonderful people! And I’m glad he’s inspiring you…

QUOTE impressive I enjoyed reading your critique far more than the story itself

Just cause the boss doesn’t like all your cover artwork isn’t a reason to kick him when he’s down miss…

QUOTE Liar That includes having your qualities as a writer questioned and scrutinized in the worst of ways.

Yes it does sir and of course the boss has always encourages feedback – good or bad. In fact he’s one of the few authors here who never complains about bashers or trolls. He also has campaigned for the abolishment of the hated red [size=+2]H[/size]. Here’s what he wrote to his readers at the end of this story:

If you've made it this far, please take a sec and cast a vote. Of course I'd prefer a five but, if you're so inclined and feel you must, I'm quite prepared for other scores. I prefer any vote as opposed to you not voting. For your information my recent stories have, on average, got clicked onto by 40,000+ readers but only average 200 to 250 votes. This low voting rate – less than 1 out every 200 people who open the story vote – is actually better than most writers here receive. Many stories struggle to receive 10 or 20 votes total! So please vote for this story and other stories you read on this site.

mr scouries has also encouraged other authors to post this same request at the end of their stories. Not many are brave enough.

QUOTE serena I'm so very glad you don't spend more time writing fiction, and instead spend time crafting posts like this. So very, very glad.

Cheap shot lady …cheap… cheap… cheap

QUOTE TE999 D. Literary Bad Example No. 1…Choose one...or better still, all…

So clever!

QUOTE misshick I don't think she was reviewing your story to be mean or hateful.

Read the first two paragraphs of the review again my dear. The one good thing about miss muffin’s attack review is that she clearly explained her intention before she got the hatchet out. At least she came at mr scouries from the front unlike a lot of people around here.

QUOTE pure one could almost imagine that the two that cracked the top 50 were accidental outcomes of a 'shot gun' approach

Then I suggest you start shooting my dear. Let’s see how your “shot gun” works.

QUOTE gray666 Mediocre is high praise for its work..

You effing anglais! No wonder mom hates you guys who think you’re so much better that the Quebecois patriotes.

Gabrielle L.

 

[TxRad]

I think KM just gave Jimbo another place to post his bs. It's too bad he has to send his blow up doll facade instead of coming himself.

That's just because if he posts one more time under his own name, he goes over 1000 posts. That would put him in the yakkers and old folks category. He can't let that happen.

As for putting him on ignore, we tried that. His bullshit got worse and with no one to tell the truth, he had a bunch of people confused as to what was a real Lit list and what wasn't. You keep hitting him with the truth is the only weapon we have against him and all like him. Silence just helps him.

JBJ you can ignore and he might go away. Scouries is another animal all together. He thrives on the silence of others and uses it to spread his bullshit even farther. The only thing that pisses him off is the truth. When he insults you, you know you've hit a nerve.

When he see's his bullshit isn't working he might just get bored enough to try something else. I just hope it's somewhere else.

 

[Guest]

QUOTE slick tony Other people's ignorance tends to embarrass me. An Arab, unless he happens to belong to one of the Christian sects such as Maronite or Coptic or something, is generally going to be a Muslim, and all Muslims by custom are circumcised, just as the Jews tend to be even if they are non-observant. This is something that is generally known, and if Scouries' character does not know this, her ignorance needs to be exposited in some way. If she really is a medical student going to an Ivy league university, it's highly unlikely she's going to be that ignorant of the world.

I think I can say that I've probably seen more Muslim cocks than Scouries has…

Dear mr slick, first off I’d just like to say that I’m pretty sure mr scouries hasn’t spent a lot of time examining Muslim cocks!

As to your If she really is a medical student going to an Ivy league university

Well sir, if you had taken the time to check you would have found that the delightful Stephanie, when the story opens, is an 18 year old high school senior who’s only recently lost her virginity. While very bright, she’s relatively innocent. She lives in an upper class suburb of Pittsburgh. Like mr scouries she’s not an expert on Muslim cocks!

And to suggest that an average American teenager would know that Muslim men are circumcised is ludicrous. Study after study of American teenagers have revealed an appalling lack of knowledge about foreign countries, customs, religions, beliefs, political systems, etc., etc.

Having Miss Stephanie know that Muslim men were circumcised would be a far less believable scenario that the one the boss wrote.

Remember sir, this is a country in which about 33% of the populace still believe Obama is Muslim. Maybe we should do a poll and ask voters if they believe our Democrat Presidential candidate is circumcised. I’d love to see those results!

I’d just like to suggest sir that if you’re going to jump on one of these bandwagons in the future, that you at least try to get your facts straight first. I think the opening words of your post might be appropriate now: Other people's ignorance tends to embarrass me. Me too sir!

Gabrielle L.

 

[TxRad]

QUOTE slick tony Other people's ignorance tends to embarrass me. An Arab, unless he happens to belong to one of the Christian sects such as Maronite or Coptic or something, is generally going to be a Muslim, and all Muslims by custom are circumcised, just as the Jews tend to be even if they are non-observant. This is something that is generally known, and if Scouries' character does not know this, her ignorance needs to be exposited in some way. If she really is a medical student going to an Ivy league university, it's highly unlikely she's going to be that ignorant of the world.

I think I can say that I've probably seen more Muslim cocks than Scouries has…

Dear mr slick, first off I’d just like to say that I’m pretty sure mr scouries hasn’t spent a lot of time examining Muslim cocks!

As to your If she really is a medical student going to an Ivy league university

Well sir, if you had taken the time to check you would have found that the delightful Stephanie, when the story opens, is an 18 year old high school senior who’s only recently lost her virginity. While very bright, she’s relatively innocent. She lives in an upper class suburb of Pittsburgh. Like mr scouries she’s not an expert on Muslim cocks!

And to suggest that an average American teenager would know that Muslim men are circumcised is ludicrous. Study after study of American teenagers have revealed an appalling lack of knowledge about foreign countries, customs, religions, beliefs, political systems, etc., etc.

Having Miss Stephanie know that Muslim men were circumcised would be a far less believable scenario that the one the boss wrote.

Remember sir, this is a country in which about 33% of the populace still believe Obama is Muslim. Maybe we should do a poll and ask voters if they believe our Democrat Presidential candidate is circumcised. I’d love to see those results!

I’d just like to suggest sir that if you’re going to jump on one of these bandwagons in the future, that you at least try to get your facts straight first. I think the opening words of your post might be appropriate now: Other people's ignorance tends to embarrass me. Me too sir!

Gabrielle L.

Then your face should be as red as your ass. Slick Tony is of the female persuasion, dumb shit. Oh wait, I forgot, blowup dolls are blind and can't see AV's. That explains Gabby but then again she's only an alt of Scouries, so what's his excuse?

Scouries uses a stolen AV, the same stolen AV that Sarahhhhh used to use. Maybe he thinks all AV's are stolen.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Is that like Lambchop's This is the song that never ends?

Nope. Lambchops are what scouries ties around her neck to get Freddie to play with her.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's just because if he posts one more time under his own name, he goes over 1000 posts. That would put him in the yakkers and old folks category. He can't let that happen.

As for putting him on ignore, we tried that. His bullshit got worse and with no one to tell the truth, he had a bunch of people confused as to what was a real Lit list and what wasn't. You keep hitting him with the truth is the only weapon we have against him and all like him. Silence just helps him.

JBJ you can ignore and he might go away. Scouries is another animal all together. He thrives on the silence of others and uses it to spread his bullshit even farther. The only thing that pisses him off is the truth. When he insults you, you know you've hit a nerve.

When he see's his bullshit isn't working he might just get bored enough to try something else. I just hope it's somewhere else.

Here's my suggestion; each person who wishes to scrub at this specimen of mildew can agree to posting this;
James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site."

We post that whenever he posts and brings his thread to the top. ONE person only.

A different person each time. And that's ALL anyone ever posts...

over and over.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

QUOTE serena I'm so very glad you don't spend more time writing fiction, and instead spend time crafting posts like this. So very, very glad.

Cheap shot lady …cheap… cheap… cheap

When you make monopoly money, cheap is all you get.

 

[starrkers]

Here's my suggestion; each person who wishes to scrub at this specimen of mildew can agree to posting this;
James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site."

We post that whenever he posts and brings his thread to the top. ONE person only.

A different person each time. And that's ALL anyone ever posts...

over and over.

Sounds good to me. We need to add one similar for Grand_High_Poobah, pointng out that GHP is an alt of James R Scouries and is not affiliated etc etc etc

 

[Safe_Bet]

Sounds good to me. We need to add one similar for Grand_High_Poobah, pointng out that GHP is an alt of James R Scouries and is not affiliated etc etc etc

Can we add a line saying he's putz and that dolphin's hate his ass? just wondering...

 

[michchick98]

Here's my suggestion; each person who wishes to scrub at this specimen of mildew can agree to posting this;
James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site."

We post that whenever he posts and brings his thread to the top. ONE person only.

A different person each time. And that's ALL anyone ever posts...

over and over.

I'm game. But do we really want this thread or the other on the top of the list? Wouldn't it be better just sinking into oblivion, five or six or a hundred pages back on the list?