"Daddy," I Whispered: A Critique of the self-proclaimed "Lit's #1 Story"

[Selena_Kitt]

Here's my suggestion; each person who wishes to scrub at this specimen of mildew can agree to posting this;
James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site."

We post that whenever he posts and brings his thread to the top. ONE person only.

A different person each time. And that's ALL anyone ever posts...

over and over.

Darkniciad will be so disappointed he can't tease the zoo animal(s) anymore!

 

[michchick98]

Here's my suggestion; each person who wishes to scrub at this specimen of mildew can agree to posting this;
James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site."

We post that whenever he posts and brings his thread to the top. ONE person only.

A different person each time. And that's ALL anyone ever posts...

over and over.

Wouldn't it be so much better if we could get this forum at least somewhat moderated? I think that'd stop jimmy/janey from posting his/her...well, anything.

 

[starrkers]

Wouldn't it be so much better if we could get this forum at least somewhat moderated? I think that'd stop jimmy/janey from posting his/her...well, anything.

Yes it woud. But don't say that too loud - the outcry will be deafening. There is a level of distrust here that decrees anyone made moderator would abuse their power.
Sad really.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Yes it woud. But don't say that too loud - the outcry will be deafening. There is a level of distrust here that decrees anyone made moderator would abuse their power.
Sad really.

Oh shit! Can you imagine! You KNOW that scouries and Freddie would sell their mothers to be mods.

 

[Daniellekitten]

Oh shit! Can you imagine! You KNOW that scouries and Freddie would sell their mothers to be mods.

Wouldn't that be somewhat like Nazi Germany?

 

[cloudy]

Wouldn't it be so much better if we could get this forum at least somewhat moderated? I think that'd stop jimmy/janey from posting his/her...well, anything.

NO.

It's never been moderated, and it's never been a problem. The scours issue is solved with a click adding him to your ignore list. It exists for a reason.

 

[TxRad]

I'm game. But do we really want this thread or the other on the top of the list? Wouldn't it be better just sinking into oblivion, five or six or a hundred pages back on the list?

That's the problem, he won't let it sink. His ego won't allow it. It's like a damned turd in a punch bowl.

 

[Safe_Bet]

That's the problem, he won't let it sink. His ego won't allow it. It's like a damned turd in a punch bowl.

uh, TxRad - please remind me never to drink punch around you.
(is it somehow better to have a turd at the bottom of your punch bowl?)

 

[TxRad]

NO.

It's never been moderated, and it's never been a problem. The scours issue is solved with a click adding him to your ignore list. It exists for a reason.

NO.

As I said earlier, it has been tried. Scouries and about three more have stated that the reason they are here is to tear the AH down and to run everyone off. Their reasoning seems to be that we are the ones that manipulate the contests and rig all the scores so they can't win. It's a crock of shit but that's what they believe.

 

[TxRad]

uh, TxRad - please remind me never to drink punch around you.
(is it somehow better to have a turd at the bottom of your punch bowl?)

I just want this turd where he can be flushed and done with.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I just want this turd where he can be flushed and done with.

Great minds think alike TxRad (Your's, mine and Willie's)

"Grandpappy told my pappy, back in my day, son
A man had to answer for the wicked that he done
Take all the rope in Texas
Find a tall oak tree, round up all of them bad boys
Hang them high in the street for all the people to see that"

(Hey, I'm a farm girl, what can I say?)

 

[SweetWitch]

Here's my suggestion; each person who wishes to scrub at this specimen of mildew can agree to posting this;
James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site."

We post that whenever he posts and brings his thread to the top. ONE person only.

A different person each time. And that's ALL anyone ever posts...

over and over.

Ooo, Stella. I like it.

 

[sr71plt]

I'm sure Scouries basks in this discussion.

 

[tickledkitty]

I don't really get why people are so bothered by him. He pretty much sticks to his own threads. Who cares what he has to say, really?

 

[SweetWitch]

I'm sure Scouries basks in this discussion.

I'm sure you're right.

 

[starrkers]

I don't really get why people are so bothered by him. He pretty much sticks to his own threads. Who cares what he has to say, really?

An entirely good question.

The site owners obviously don't give a damn what rubbish he's spouting, why should anyone else?

 

[Safe_Bet]

An entirely good question.

The site owners obviously don't give a damn what rubbish he's spouting, why should anyone else?

I just like poking his pompous ass with my pointy stick. Hey, it's a hobby!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Wouldn't it be so much better if we could get this forum at least somewhat moderated? I think that'd stop jimmy/janey from posting his/her...well, anything.

It is simply not going to happen, lovie. Don't think people haven't asked- L&M have made that very clear.
If Laurel won't ban scouries for the things he says about her and her So-- she's not going to ban him for anything much else.

I just want this turd where he can be flushed and done with.

I've been on forums since the late 90's, and there used to be far too many that were unmoderated, many of them even less so than this one. You learned a kind of type-written jiu-jitsu, or you ended up with reeking wasteland where a thriving community once was.

I've found there are some simple fact-type statements that work on trolls. They are clear and verifiable, and they have to be repeated, over and over. "JBJ throws monkey poo", is a good example, thank you sweetsubsarahh! And stating that amicus is a hypocrite who pretends to be a liberal on conservative boards-- that's really a great conversation killer when he shows up.

Which is why I suggest formulating one, simple statement in re scouries. One for the rubber dolly is a good idea too.

And then you absolutely stop responding to any obscene detail they choose to invent--- stick to the most fundamental thing, which is that scouries is delusional and destructive. Just say so, over and over.

It doesn't matter what, or who, a liar lies about-- he's simply lying.

 

[starrkers]

I have these saved to a notepad, just waiting for use.

James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James B Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Thanks Stella.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I have these saved to a notepad, just waiting for use.

James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James B Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Thanks Stella.

Thank you, Starrkers!

 

[DeeZire]

QUOTE dee zire If Daddy Whatever really is LIT's #1 story, what does that say about the readers? Ew!.... Thank you, Scouries. You are an inspiration to us budding writers…

It says they are wonderful people! And I’m glad he’s inspiring you…

Here's my original statement, the one Scouries edited for his post:

Thank you, Scouries. You are an inspiration to us budding writers, trying to learn (how to not write) from your shining example of mediocre prose.

Scouries is delusional, as this example clearly shows. (Editing a quote to change the meaning only works if you can hide the original quote, but the original quote is still up.)

James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James B Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

It is presumed that James B Scouries is posting from a mental institution, or an outpatient facility. Please do not make fun of him. He is very ill.

If you wish to make donations to his recovery fund, you may do so when you purchase a free download of one of his stories. Just tell Paypal to send $.00 to his account, but make sure to check the 'recovery fund' box. If your $.00 goes directly to James B Scouries, it's very likely he'll just spend it on crayons, and he doesn't need any more crayons. He eats them, and then his poop turns rainbow colors and scares the oderlies who change his bedpan.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oooh, I wanna play, too!

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James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James B Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

It is presumed that James B Scouries is posting from a mental institution, or an outpatient facility. Please do not make fun of him. He is very ill.

However, it IS highly possible that James B Scouries is actually a sentinent but clueless alien lifeform from another celestial body in the Oort Cloud stellar manifestation who crash landed on Earth with no way to get back home, or a supernatural cacodaemon who accidentally fell through one of the numerous (alleged) ley lines that criscross our planet and provide impromptu dimensional doors for beings from another plane of existence to cross over and was unable to open the doorway back. His/Hers/Its presence on our internet site could be his/hers/its way of passing time while he/she/it waits for Cthulhu or Beezlebub or Mephistopheles to re-open the portal back home for him/her/it once the planets are aligned correctly and enough curry goat sacrifices have been made.

Proceed with caution.

 

[michchick98]

I have these saved to a notepad, just waiting for use.

James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James B Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Thanks Stella.

It's actually James R. Scouries...but, yeah. Anyway, this does bear repeating:

James R Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Just so no one misses it

 

[starrkers]

It's actually James R. Scouries...but, yeah. Anyway, this does bear repeating:

James R Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James R Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Just so no one misses it

Dammit, I knew that.
*Does quick notepad edit*

 

[Safe_Bet]

Oooh, I wanna play, too!

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James B Scouries is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

Grand_High_Poobah is an alternate identity used by James B Scouries, who is not affiliated with literotica or its management in any way. His opinions are his own and are not generally shared by the thousands of users of this site.

It is presumed that James B Scouries is posting from a mental institution, or an outpatient facility. Please do not make fun of him. He is very ill.

However, it IS highly possible that James B Scouries is actually a sentinent but clueless alien lifeform from another celestial body in the Oort Cloud stellar manifestation who crash landed on Earth with no way to get back home, or a supernatural cacodaemon who accidentally fell through one of the numerous (alleged) ley lines that criscross our planet and provide impromptu dimensional doors for beings from another plane of existence to cross over and was unable to open the doorway back. His/Hers/Its presence on our internet site could be his/hers/its way of passing time while he/she/it waits for Cthulhu or Beezlebub or Mephistopheles to re-open the portal back home for him/her/it once the planets are aligned correctly and enough curry goat sacrifices have been made.

Proceed with caution.

This one has SO got my vote. Can we add a line like "and you little dog too!" (insert cackle.wav)