Da Bitch is in Da House

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Come here little Scruffykins and give your bitch what she deserves.

 

[Scruffy]

A smack in the mouth?

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Scruff hurts so good. He treats me like da bitch I am.

 

[Scruffy]

Le Sigh.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Your small attempts at culture fool no one. You are a mere mutt, you got that? A mere mutt! Not le mutt, not la mutt, not das mutt, not anything but a fuckin' mutt.

 

[Scruffy]

Well I believe it would Le Chien but that is besides the point. Why the Hostility? Scruffy loves even you. You, who baffles Scruffy and seems to be making a joke at Scruffy's expense.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

My love is tuff tuff
For that little bastard Scruff Scruff
So darling baby lovechile'
Don't get all in a huff huff
Or I might have to smack you wild
With lots of power puff puffs

 

[Scruffy]

Ah well, I suppose you're just my cross to bear, huh?

Fair enough. And for the record I'm a purebred Mutt and don't forget it.

 

[Scruffy's Bitch]

Since when did Scruffy Charmichael start throwing around this religious shit? Your cross to bear? As if I'm the burden in this doglet duo! Typical American lower class mutt, always turning to that God person in times of confusion. See Scruffster has not much of a spine. Your cross to bear, your cross to bear. Pfooey!

 

[Scruffy]

Since when did Scruffy Charmichael start throwing around this religious shit? Your cross to bear? As if I'm the burden in this doglet duo! Typical American lower class mutt, always turning to that God person in times of confusion. See Scruffster has not much of a spine. Your cross to bear, your cross to bear. Pfooey!

Actually the religious shit started my first day, oh bitch of mine. Plus the god Scruffy worships is none other than...the warming glow. Not Jesus or Buddha, but simply the warming glow of love.

 

[Mackdoggy_77]

Dayum...

Where's Puddles when I need the bitch?