Corrupt a Wish...

[Erozetta]

The Wish Genie pummels you about the head and shoulders with a cat-o-nine-wet noodles for your greed. Grudgingly, he gives you one wish, winning the lottery. At first, its great. You buy a new mansion and move in. Then your relatives find out. Despite your best efforts, 38 of them track you down and move into your new mansion with you. Your not-so-hot aunt wants to sleep with you, to the point of slipping you a roofie when you fail to give in to her flirtacious ways. When you awake, her husband, your hairy uncle, is snoring in bed next to you. And yes, you both are nude.

And your ass is sore.





I wish I had a pizza right now.

Granted, but it's delivered by the previous wisher and he knows what you've done to him and gets whatever revenge he wants.

I wish someone a wonderful day.

 

[DeMont]

@dirk2024** Owwww! CRAP!** (punches the Wish Genie in the face.)
Fine, wish granted by the greedy mysogynist... your pizza arrives after a long delay. You open the box and find it half petrified and moldy. It was shipped from Naples in Italy.

@Erozetta,
**Shazam Schwiiiiing** wish granted, somewhere in the world is having the most wonderful day of their lives but you'll never know who. Incidentally, while that's happening your day sucks BIGTIME from start to finish, sorry.

I wish I knew how to make a foolproof and non-corruptible wish!
Respectfully my dear colleague,
D.

 

[dirk2024]

I wish I knew how to make a foolproof and non-corruptible wish!
Respectfully my dear colleague,
D.

The Wish Genie laughs at your frustration. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

But, feeling compelled to at least try and grant part of your wish. He knows of one product that's non-corruptible and 'BLAM' a 55 gallon drum of vinegar appears out of nowhere on your front porch.



I wish I had an electric car.