Corrupt a Wish...

[SmilingLez]

Poof you get your master's degree however the school that you got it from is no longer accredited and it is useless.


I wish people were not apathetic

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Granted. But you won't be around to hear it.

I wish I had my Masters already

And so you do, but another student has accused you of plagiarism and using AI. Your committee reviews your thesis and declares it unacceptable, revoking your degree. Your appeal to the faculty senate is refused. Only you know your work was entirely original.

I wish I didn't have to sit on another thesis committee.

 

[Stephie02]

Wow lol. Both of those kinda hurt....

@SmilingLez Everyone is active and working but only for their own benefit

@Tio_Narratore you no longer have to sit on a thesis committee, but now have to review essays from in coming freshman. All of them

I wish I were more motivated than to hang out on Lit tonight

 

[SmilingLez]

Wow lol. Both of those kinda hurt....

@SmilingLez Everyone is active and working but only for their own benefit

@Tio_Narratore you no longer have to sit on a thesis committee, but now have to review essays from in coming freshman. All of them

I wish I were more motivated than to hang out on Lit tonight

Motivated to do what?


I wish I was a mind reader

 

[Stephie02]

Motivated to do what?


I wish I was a mind reader

IDK. Bored is all, meh.

Granted. You can read minds, but...
That means you can read mine and you immediately regret your wish

I wish it was daytime and not too freezing to go on a hike

 

[Tio_Narratore]

IDK. Bored is all, meh.

Granted. You can read minds, but...
That means you can read mine and you immediately regret your wish

I wish it was daytime and not too freezing to go on a hike

And you have your wish; it's daytime, high noon, to be precise, and the air temperature is over 55 degrees Celsius here in the middle of the Sahara. You'd better start hiking; the nearest oasis is 200 kilometers north of you.

(On another note, when I was a grad student in Winnipeg, we'd often hike at night in minus 50 Celsius, hike the whole 500 meters straight to the nearest pub.)

I wish I knew then what I know now.