Filthy answers to innocent questions.

[Mj2025]

Pasta Lady de lube, she needs to get ready for a pizza de chef's salami.

How many dominoes are in a set?

69 ... at least the way I play!

What day of the week is best for playing sports?

 

[DeMont]

69 ... at least the way I play!

What day of the week is best for playing sports?

@Mj2025,
My dear colleague, any day's good for strip eight ball, never mind your cue, see if you can get your balls in the pocket too!

Why do we always have to turn left at Alberquerque? (According to Bugs Bunny)
Respectfully,
D.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

@Mj2025,
My dear colleague, any day's good for strip eight ball, never mind your cue, see if you can get your balls in the pocket too!

Why do we always have to turn left at Alberquerque? (According to Bugs Bunny)
Respectfully,
D.

Because the best bunny ranch in New Mexico is on the road to Santa Fe.

Why are we supposed to keep out of Area 51?

 

[DeMont]

Because the best bunny ranch in New Mexico is on the road to Santa Fe.

Why are we supposed to keep out of Area 51?

@Tio_Narratore,

Regarding Alberquerque, wouldn’t it make more sense to take the I-35 to Fort Worth then turn right on the I-20? Also, if you're heading East the only place "turning left" will get you is
Denver...!

As to Area 51... Because the United States Armed Forces say so. I always presumed that was the end of discussion. Why, what's in there?
Respectfully,
D.

 

[Olderwiserstillhorny]

Couple of alien bodies and a crashed ufo from New Mexico.

Would like a tour thru area 51?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

@Tio_Narratore,

Regarding Alberquerque, wouldn’t it make more sense to take the I-35 to Fort Worth then turn right on the I-20? Also, if you're heading East the only place "turning left" will get you is
Denver...!

As to Area 51... Because the United States Armed Forces say so. I always presumed that was the end of discussion. Why, what's in there?
Respectfully,
D.

Couple of alien bodies and a crashed ufo from New Mexico.

Would like a tour thru area 51?

I dunno. I turned left at Albequerque and headed north to Santa Fe.

The answers are supposed to be "dirty," so unless there's some alien necrophilia involved here, I don't get it.

 

[DeMont]

I dunno. I turned left at Albequerque and headed north to Santa Fe.

The answers are supposed to be "dirty," so unless there's some alien necrophilia involved here, I don't get it.

@Tio_Narratore,
Sorry my esteemed colleague, it seems we have drifted off course with this thread. (People tell me that's very common hereabouts)

Perhaps @Olderwiserstillhorny calls his/her genitals "Area 51" because they're "Off limits" too!

So, my innocent question is, as I wander round from the back of the house with a spade, "Right, I've got a big hole what are we gonna fill it with?"

Deepest respects, and back on track,
D.