Corrupt a Wish...

[SmilingLez]

Poof you get your master's degree however the school that you got it from is no longer accredited and it is useless.


I wish people were not apathetic

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Granted. But you won't be around to hear it.

I wish I had my Masters already

And so you do, but another student has accused you of plagiarism and using AI. Your committee reviews your thesis and declares it unacceptable, revoking your degree. Your appeal to the faculty senate is refused. Only you know your work was entirely original.

I wish I didn't have to sit on another thesis committee.

 

[Stephie02]

Wow lol. Both of those kinda hurt....

@SmilingLez Everyone is active and working but only for their own benefit

@Tio_Narratore you no longer have to sit on a thesis committee, but now have to review essays from in coming freshman. All of them

I wish I were more motivated than to hang out on Lit tonight

 

[SmilingLez]

Wow lol. Both of those kinda hurt....

@SmilingLez Everyone is active and working but only for their own benefit

@Tio_Narratore you no longer have to sit on a thesis committee, but now have to review essays from in coming freshman. All of them

I wish I were more motivated than to hang out on Lit tonight

Motivated to do what?


I wish I was a mind reader

 

[Stephie02]

Motivated to do what?


I wish I was a mind reader

IDK. Bored is all, meh.

Granted. You can read minds, but...
That means you can read mine and you immediately regret your wish

I wish it was daytime and not too freezing to go on a hike

 

[Tio_Narratore]

IDK. Bored is all, meh.

Granted. You can read minds, but...
That means you can read mine and you immediately regret your wish

I wish it was daytime and not too freezing to go on a hike

And you have your wish; it's daytime, high noon, to be precise, and the air temperature is over 55 degrees Celsius here in the middle of the Sahara. You'd better start hiking; the nearest oasis is 200 kilometers north of you.

(On another note, when I was a grad student in Winnipeg, we'd often hike at night in minus 50 Celsius, hike the whole 500 meters straight to the nearest pub.)

I wish I knew then what I know now.

 

[dirk2024]

I wish I knew then what I know now.

The Wish Genie doesn't like it, but he grants your wish. Turns out, the weight of our modern day existence is soul crushing for the young Tio. He goes mad and spends the rest of his life in a "safe space" wearing a special jacket so he can't hurt himself.


I wish I had large, lovely breasts. (yeah, I went there)

 

[SmilingLez]

Granted you have large (the biggest natural breasts in the whole world) lovely breasts however they are so big that they crack your spine and you are forever a paraplegic.

I wish the super bowl was over with

 

[Stephie02]

Granted you have large (the biggest natural breasts in the whole world) lovely breasts however they are so big that they crack your spine and you are forever a paraplegic.

I wish the super bowl was over with

Granted. It's over (finally)

Now you get to listen about the 2 halftime shows until next year,

Every
Single
Day

I wish I didn't have to hear about those ever again

Bad Bunny rocked!

 

[SmilingLez]

Granted. It's over (finally)

Now you get to listen about the 2 halftime shows until next year,

Every
Single
Day

I wish I didn't have to hear about those ever again

Bad Bunny rocked!

Bad Bunny was the saving grace of super bowl 60. Even though I think seahorses are magnificent beings, I struggled to stay awake between commercials. Perhaps it was corned beef and brussel sprouts that made me sleepy.

The puppy bowl was much better


Your wish is granted and you have to wear permanent ear plugs so you never hear anything again


I wish it was 2028 and the POTUS election was this year

 

[Stephie02]

Granted ( I'm not in a happy place so probably get in trouble for this) it's '28 and election year.

But it's been bought already- oh wait ..

I wish I had the guts to cut my hair (and to post what I was going to post).

 

[dirk2024]

I wish it was 2028 and the POTUS election was this year

The Wish Genie is more than happy to get this current train wreck off the track and grant your wish. The problem is, you're the only candidate, congrats on winning. While that may sound cool, the "media" is already hounding you and your family and everyone else is the world is questioning everything you've done in your life. Yeay team /sarcasm.



I wish only Metallica could do the Super Bowl half time show...everyone else blows.

 

[OralAllOver]

Won't be a problem when u get cancer

I wish I could make partner cum on command

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Won't be a problem when u get cancer

I wish I could make partner cum on command

Bingo! It's granted. But I'm afraid you didn't specify which command. He ejaculates wildly at every command you utter. "Answer the phone." BINGO! "Close the door." BINGO! "Let's fuck." BINGO! Et Cetera!

I wish I didn't have a bad back.