Corrupt a Wish...

[Erozetta]

The Wish Genie pummels you about the head and shoulders with a cat-o-nine-wet noodles for your greed. Grudgingly, he gives you one wish, winning the lottery. At first, its great. You buy a new mansion and move in. Then your relatives find out. Despite your best efforts, 38 of them track you down and move into your new mansion with you. Your not-so-hot aunt wants to sleep with you, to the point of slipping you a roofie when you fail to give in to her flirtacious ways. When you awake, her husband, your hairy uncle, is snoring in bed next to you. And yes, you both are nude.

And your ass is sore.





I wish I had a pizza right now.

Granted, but it's delivered by the previous wisher and he knows what you've done to him and gets whatever revenge he wants.

I wish someone a wonderful day.

 

[DeMont]

@dirk2024** Owwww! CRAP!** (punches the Wish Genie in the face.)
Fine, wish granted by the greedy mysogynist... your pizza arrives after a long delay. You open the box and find it half petrified and moldy. It was shipped from Naples in Italy.

@Erozetta,
**Shazam Schwiiiiing** wish granted, somewhere in the world is having the most wonderful day of their lives but you'll never know who. Incidentally, while that's happening your day sucks BIGTIME from start to finish, sorry.

I wish I knew how to make a foolproof and non-corruptible wish!
Respectfully my dear colleague,
D.

 

[dirk2024]

I wish I knew how to make a foolproof and non-corruptible wish!
Respectfully my dear colleague,
D.

The Wish Genie laughs at your frustration. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

But, feeling compelled to at least try and grant part of your wish. He knows of one product that's non-corruptible and 'BLAM' a 55 gallon drum of vinegar appears out of nowhere on your front porch.



I wish I had an electric car.

 

[nice90sguy]

I wish I had an electric car.

You step into it for the first time. It's so cool! You take it onto the freeway, and pump the accelerator. At 88 miles an hour you suddenly find yourself in the Mesozoic era.

I wish I could clone myself.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The Wish Genie is a little hard of hearing - too much qanum too close to the ear for too long. As such, you suddenly find yourself in a mirror maze and a permanent whiteface makeup with big black lips and one red tear under your left eye.

I wish medical science would catch up and surpass disease & other pathologies.

 

[SavannaT]

A man wishes the wife he loves will always be happy. He doesn’t realize she is a closet nympho and a bunch of men show up and suddenly she is in a gangbang .. having what she’s always wanted.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The Wish Genie is a little hard of hearing - too much qanum too close to the ear for too long. As such, you suddenly find yourself in a mirror maze and a permanent whiteface makeup with big black lips and one red tear under your left eye.

I wish medical science would catch up and surpass disease & other pathologies.

Your wish is granted, and medical science not only has caught up to all diseases and pathologies, but has managed to surpass them in virulence and morbidity. Every day people are dying of newly-developed untreatable pathological conditions.

I wish Pandora had kept her box closed.

 

[dirk2024]

I wish Pandora had kept her box closed.

Granted. Pandora heeded Zeus's demands and never opened the box and all the evil and hardships contained within stayed within. However that meant that Hope was never released as well. As a result our world lives without hope. Hope for a better life, hope for love, hope for a healthy body and mind.


I wish that Lit's publishing backlog were to go away, never to return.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Granted. Pandora heeded Zeus's demands and never opened the box and all the evil and hardships contained within stayed within. However that meant that Hope was never released as well. As a result our world lives without hope. Hope for a better life, hope for love, hope for a healthy body and mind.


I wish that Lit's publishing backlog were to go away, never to return.

An easy one for the wish genie. He simply folded all the backlogged stories into one file, with the words sorted alphabetically and published it unread. And there would never be another backlog since each new submission is automatically added word by word into the story superfile.

I wish I had time enough and space.