Corrupt a Wish...

[Spurtulator]

Your judgement is now so on point you are able to make decisions with the minimal information or worry. News of your talent reaches the ears of friends, neighbours, celebrities and newspapers. You are dogged by calls from people asking help with decisions. You have no peace, hermit life calls you.

I wish I could have sex appeal

Wish granted - you now have "sex appeal." Only now you are so appealing that both men and women cannot help themselves when around you. It's become such a problem that you cannot be around other people because they cannot control their urges to have sex with you. Every time you interact with other people in-person, it results in a sexual encounter, no matter where you are. Work, getting groceries, doctor's appointments, even getting your car serviced has basically become impossible because everyone wants to shag you. As a result, you have to live in total isolation. A couple times a week you will answer the door for Uber Eats or Door Dash, so you can have some human contact, but of course it always ends up in sex. No matter the gender, age, or appearance of the person you meet, you end up having sex with them. On a positive note, you never have to tip the delivery people and you are highly rated.

I wish I had asked out my high school crush.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Wish granted - you now have "sex appeal." Only now you are so appealing that both men and women cannot help themselves when around you. It's become such a problem that you cannot be around other people because they cannot control their urges to have sex with you. Every time you interact with other people in-person, it results in a sexual encounter, no matter where you are. Work, getting groceries, doctor's appointments, even getting your car serviced has basically become impossible because everyone wants to shag you. As a result, you have to live in total isolation. A couple times a week you will answer the door for Uber Eats or Door Dash, so you can have some human contact, but of course it always ends up in sex. No matter the gender, age, or appearance of the person you meet, you end up having sex with them. On a positive note, you never have to tip the delivery people and you are highly rated.

I wish I had asked out my high school crush.

Poof! You did, and she came across on that first date, but gave you more than a lay. Yes, it was syphilis, and now your brain has rotted beyond repair.

I wish I hadn't given Sally my signed copy of Ginsburg's Howl.

 

[JudeRodney]

Poof! You did, and she came across on that first date, but gave you more than a lay. Yes, it was syphilis, and now your brain has rotted beyond repair.

I wish I hadn't given Sally my signed copy of Ginsburg's Howl.

Done, but she came around and stole it, anyway.

I wish I had a better body.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You wish is granted, but you also wish you had been more specific about what you meant by 'better.' After all, the human body is very poor when it comes to defense against predators; I'm sure you'll appreciate that in your new rhinoceros bod.

I wish my sexy Scandinavian neighbor would move back in next door.