commune with cows? Bush and Hillary are having an affair?

[Markov Cain]

Besides, Rush pulls in more than Rather, Brokaw, and Jennings combined. In America, success as always been measured in dollars, not skin color. Just ask Spike, or Jesse, or anyone...

 

[Siren]

Markov, you are an ass

 

[Markov Cain]

and he draws more of an audience numbers-wise. And he's on the antiquado AM radio!

 

[Markov Cain]

Yes, I am a dumbass and proud of it too.
I am a rural, redneck, rascist.
Opinionated too!
Cover all the bases yet?

 

[WriterDom]

http://www.indystar.com/print/opinion/wed/articles/editorialbottom18.html

The DLC, which wrapped up its national convention Tuesday in Indianapolis, portrays itself as a haven for moderates. And some of the rhetoric emanating from the Westin Hotel fit safely within that image.

For instance, Sen. Evan Bayh, the DLC's chairman, lamented the fact that Democrats are losing badly among married couples (60 percent of whom don't vote Democratic), those who attend church regularly (70 percent) and military personnel (80 percent). He said the party must begin addressing those folks' values.

For his part, former vice presidential candidate Joe Lieberman insisted that Democrats speak out on moral issues, including the cultural garbage peddled by the entertainment industry. He said Democrats must no longer shun people with strong religious convictions.

 

[Weevil]

Hey, as long as she bashing Texas and Oklahoma, let her go. Or better yet for midwest values look at Skidmore, MO. where the town bully was killed in the middle of the main street with pretty much the whole town there and to this day, no one will say say who done it. That a red state value.

You really thing Bush was a pre-schooler was good?

We all have off days, I suppose, but then I've I've never claimed anything other than being the dumb-ass of the board.

Ah the good ol' values of a society who will condone the murder of anyone who has trespassed on their own values. Bet you really miss the good ol' lynchin' days.

Not a great joke but it at least made sense.

Were you to say your little Clinton Clock joke I wouldn't respond with; "What's a Bush Clock? He's stupid" It doesn't make sense whereas your childish joke made sense. Were I to reply with "It only runs for six hours" then we would be trading stupid jokes that each made a little sense.

 

[Markov Cain]

Clinton is still working hard 12 hours a day to cover his trail. Hillary and Roger too!
Conditit too!

 

[WriterDom]

So you believed Bill when he told Hillary he was working late? No wonder the democrats get all the interns.

 

[Weevil]

So you believed Bill when he told Hillary he was working late? No wonder the democrats get all the interns.

Have you seen the girls he hit on? Proof that he was working too hard. He didn't have the time to find someone nice looking.

 

[Markov Cain]

Point taken.

Bush is a much better president.

Clinton was an embarassment.

Let me see, how many African Americans did he put into his cabinet? I mean, important positions. Not just the condom pusher. I mean someone with gravitas.

Bush is standing up for America. Yours and mine. Clinton wanted to sell it out.

Call me stupid.

I agree.

Witless.

I agree.

But I'm still right. We have a much better president now.

 

[Weevil]

Call me stupid.

I agree.

Witless.

I agree.

But I'm still right. We have a much better president now.

You don't suppose your admitted stupidity might be colouring your views of what is a good president?

 

[WriterDom]

Point taken.


Let me see, how many African Americans did he put into his cabinet? I mean, important positions. Not just the condom pusher. I mean someone with gravitas.

.

Who was the guy that was killed in the plane crash? The one where Clinton was caught laughing at his funeral and then wiped away a tear and frowned when he saw he was on camera? Ron Brown? He was black.

So there.

 

[Markov Cain]

Nope. It's up to you to convince the stupid otherwise! But you don't do it by calling them stupid!

First, you gotta win thier trust, and confidence. It's easy to do. Clinton did it for a good solid 40-some% of the people who actually voted. I was one of the 50-some% who voted against him twice.

Hell Gore and Bush both got more votes than Paula's good buddy.

 

[Weevil]

Nope. It's up to you to convince the stupid otherwise! But you don't do it by calling them stupid!

Why oh why is it so tricky for right wingers to stay reasonably close to what we were speaking of. I asked you if you thought the stupidity that you claimed as your own was possibly a factor in what you considered to be a good prez and you ramble some pathetic shots at Clinton. Why is it so hard for you to go a minute or two without bringing up his name?

 

[WriterDom]

Why oh why is it so tricky for right wingers to stay reasonably close to what we were speaking of. I asked you if you thought the stupidity that you claimed as your own was possibly a factor in what you considered to be a good prez and you ramble some pathetic shots at Clinton. Why is it so hard for you to go a minute or two without bringing up his name?

When you ask a question about presidents in general, it's only fair to bring up past ones. I speak very fondly of Clinton. He did more to restore the republican party than anything short of the War of Northern Aggression.

Ronnie was popular, but the House was solidly in the hands of the working man's interest. Clinton's push to the left caused the biggest power shift in American history. Once Clinton lost both houses of congress he was reduced to a figurehead a little more powerful than the Queen, but with no real agenda to push through except the republican contract with America.

 

[Weevil]

When you ask a question about presidents in general, it's only fair to bring up past ones. I speak very fondly of Clinton. He did more to restore the republican party than anything short of the War of Northern Aggression.

Maybe, although in my headached state I fail to see how asking if ones stupidity would impact their views on what makes a good president would qualify as a "question about presidents in general" It isn't even a question about a specific president. Merely a question on perception.

You do bring up Clinton too much though. It's like a broken Enya record.

 

[Siren]

OMG that was so funny EBW

 

[Guest]

Activist -- Anyone you disagree with. Thus, "activist" judges, "activist" unions, "activist" school boards, and "activist" homosexuals.

Agenda -- All political objectives you oppose. Democrats, liberals, feminists, gays, environmentalists have "agendas." Right-wing politicians have "hopes" and "dreams" and "godly plans of action."

Boycott -- God's preferred method of social change. If the targeted organization capitulates to a boycott, it is proof of "the power of God to change hearts." However, if a boycott is unsuccessful, it proves the organization being boycotted is "hardened" and "in the grip of the Devil."

Broken families -- Refers only to divorce and applies to ALL divorces. Families are never "broken" or "shattered" by bad marriages, domestic violence, child abuse, incest, or molestation.

Career -- The greatest deception ever perpetrated upon women by "radical feminists" and one of the primary causes for The Breakdown Of The Family. Careers for women are "destructive" and "unfulfilling" compared to full-time child-rearing and home education. Women who attempt to balance family and career are seen as "shirking their God-given responsibility" and are responsible for creating another "generation without values."

Civil rights -- The concept of equal legal rights; applies to everyone except gay and lesbian Americans for whom equal rights become "special" rights.

Deception -- Term describing the state of being a fellow Christian is in if they disagree with you on a social or theological issue. For example, if another Christian holds views that are pro-choice, pro-gay rights, or anti- death penalty, then they are "deceived." If the same Christian makes a logical, reasoned argument for their position, then they are "misled." If the same Christian also makes a Scriptural argument for their position, then they are "false teachers," "rebellious," and guilty of "twisting the Word." See "Liberal."

Death Penalty -- A form of punishment not used often enough. Most right-wing Christians long for the day when this is implemented against gays and lesbians.(See "Compassion.") The only time the death penalty is not considered "God's mighty judgment" is when a death row inmate has become a born-again Christian. Then, the death penalty is "unnecessary" and seen as an "impediment to further ministry" by the inmate slated for execution.

Disney -- The main force behind The Collapse of Traditional Moral Values, and one of society's greatest threats to The Family, second only to gays and lesbians. Responsible for creating and popularizing the idea of domestic partner benefits.

Domestic partner benefits -- Given by most progressive businesses and large corporations years before Disney offered them. Seen as a sign of "collapsing moral values" and as one of the largest threats to The Family. Main impetus for implementing The Boycott, but only against certain companies. See "Disney."

Domestic violence -- A mythical problem that does not affect The Family, does not injure or kill Christian women, and is never to be addressed.

The Family -- Unit of: heterosexual male head of household married for life to heterosexual female homemaker, with biological homeschooled children conceived without birth control at least 9 months after marriage in conservative Bible-believing church. No exceptions.

Feminist -- Term (derogatory) for women not sufficiently submissive. Responsible for: neglected children, teenage pregnancy, unemployed males, poor SAT scores, breakdown of The Family.

Gay/Lesbian -- Homosexual is the preferred term, as it focuses more explicitly on sex. With feminists and liberals, responsible for nearly all social ills (with the possible exception of abortion).

Gay Christians -- Not possible. Those that claim to exist are "trapped" in a state of Deception, and are first in line for the Lake of Fire because they "twist God's Word." To save them, right-wing Christians must exercise "compassion" and tell them that God wants to kill them.

God -- See "Republican".

Hate Crimes -- Do not exist. Just another lie from "militant radical homosexual activists."

Heterosexuals --- Never used. Assumed to be everyone on earth, except for tiny number of "militant radical homosexual activists".

Hollywood -- The source of all evil in Western Civilization. Controlled either by Disney, feminists, liberals, and "militant radical homosexual activists" or Time / Warner when a new rap album is released. Also known as "Mystery Babylon" and "the pit of Hell."

Homosexuals -- Tiny minority of "militant radical activists" seeking special rights, hiring quotas and the destruction of The Family. Recent phenomena signaling The End Is Near.

Judicial system -- Varying definitions. When ruling against you, the courts are a sneaky way of subverting the "will of the people". Otherwise, a perfectly acceptable way of enforcing God's Will.

Materialism -- Does not exist; therefore, not an issue. Massive personal wealth among leaders of organizations you support is further evidence of "God's favor."

Media -- No such thing. Always "liberal, secular, biased media." Responsible for teenage pregnancy, illiteracy, sexual addictions, earthquakes, and the breakdown of The Family.

Militant -- Never applied to political positions you agree with. Militant pro-lifers, militant pro-family-ists, and militant Christians are a contradiction in terms.

Persecution -- Suffered if your position on an issue is actively opposed. Examples of "persecution" include investigative journalistic reporting, any lawsuit filed against a church organization by the ACLU, or being yelled at by people you have harassed by fax or phone or misrepresented in your fund-raising materials.

Physician -- Any doctor, except those who perform abortions. Physicians who perform abortions are "abortionists". See "baby-killer."

Radical -- Applied to anyone who disagrees with you. Thus, "radical" homosexuals, "radical" feminists, "radical" environmentalists. Right-wing Christians are not radical, they are "committed" and "focused."

Republican -- See "God."

Social engineering (syn. social experimentation) -- Term for the "activist agendas" of political opponents. Opposite is the "natural God-given plan" as defined only by right-wing Christians.

"Special" rights -- Applied only to gay and lesbian Americans. Refers to marriage, adoption and other rights automatically granted to heterosexuals.

Supreme Court -- "Activist" when ruling against you. But "evidence of the mighty hand of God" when ruling in your favor or when Clarence Thomas is admitted to the bench.

Supreme Court appointments -- Varying definitions. A presidential right, if president is Republican. Called "stacking the court" if president is Democrat.

Ten Percent -- A lie about the percentage of the population that is gay or lesbian popularized by "militant radical homosexual activists", when in fact Right-wing Christian organizations have "proven" the figure is closer to one percent. How one percent of the population is responsible for The Destruction Of The Family is never clearly explained. See "Avoiding Difficult Questions."

"Will of the people" -- Used only when the public votes your way. Acceptable method of denying constitutional rights of minorities. Never used when public opinion is against you (i.e. abortion, doctor-assisted suicide, etc.).

Women -- See "wives," "mothers," or "homemakers." No other definition available.

 

[Markov Cain]

BobToad

dat U?

 

[Guest]

Gay/Lesbian -- Homosexual is the preferred term, as it focuses more explicitly on sex. With feminists and liberals, responsible for nearly all social ills (with the possible exception of abortion).

I can say I did not invent the word "gay" for homosexual. They fucked up forever a great word for rhyming poets.