commune with cows? Bush and Hillary are having an affair?

[WriterDom]

He's taking the month off.


Bush eager to go on vacation, commune with cows


WASHINGTON, July 27 (Reuters) - U.S. President George W. Bush said on Friday he was eager to start vacation on his Texas ranch, where he would spend time communing with cows.

"I hope a week from tomorrow the Congress takes off and gives all of us a break," Bush told student leaders of the Future Farmers of America.

He said he was "heading back to the heartland," his 1,600-acre (640-hectare) ranch near Crawford, Texas, where he was expected to spend the entire month of August.

"I love to go walking out there, seeing the cows. Occasionally they talk to me, being the good listener that I am," Bush said.

Assuming Congress starts its summer break in time, Bush is expected to leave Washington on Saturday, Aug. 4, White House spokesman Ari Fleischer said.

Aides say Bush is expected to stay close to the ranch for the first half of his vacation and then make occasional trips from Crawford for events connected with his heartland theme.

"It's important for all of us in Washington to stay in touch with the values of the heartland, because they are values that really are unique," Bush said. He identified these values as "hard work, family, faith."

 

[Markov Cain]

Does that mean Todd will take the month off too?

 

[WriterDom]

Does that mean Todd will take the month off too?

No, but he rests on the 7th day.

 

[Markov Cain]

lol

Now is that Friday, sunup to sundown,
Saturday, the seventh day crowd,
Sunday, the usual day,
or Wednesday, when all the folks here go to church too?

When do the Babtists take a day off?

 

[WriterDom]

Maybe we should hook up sexy-girl with Todd, let em spit out a kid, and see if they pass a recessive spelling gene. She could still have her chicks on the side as long as she didn't seduce them from the congregation.

 

[Todd]

how did I get hauled into this one again?

 

[Markov Cain]

Why not?
You seem to need a social life, friends, wine, cheese, song and dance. If it were your thread, I'd be saying shit about WriterDom.

GO K-State!

 

[Weevil]

Good to see that Bush is taking a vacation. Working those six hour days can be trying on a preschooler.

 

[Markov Cain]

Even harder for a guy who can't keep his dick in his pants.

 

[Weevil]

Even harder for a guy who can't keep his dick in his pants.

Now, while I understand that you are trying to take a cheap dig at Clinton I don't understand why you can't come up with a decent one. Why would it be hard for a guy who can't keep his dick in his pants to take a vacation? I understand political jabbing but that was just a sad example. Jokes, like intelligent statements, can't be made just by saying "No, you are." Try a little harder and some original material might come to you.

Yeesh.

 

[Markov Cain]

Well then, enlighten me.
Give me some good Clinton zingers that I can use next time.
Like the Clinton Clock.
Anything with a face and two hands on it.
Or how about Hillary loves glazed donuts better than longjohns?
I thought it was your dig that really lacked imagination.
As long as you chide my creativity, burst forth and let flower your wit.

 

[Markov Cain]

Can't wait forever.
I'll be back to check on your progress Sir weevil.

 

[Weevil]

Well then, enlighten me.
Give me some good Clinton zingers that I can use next time.
Like the Clinton Clock.
Anything with a face and two hands on it.
Or how about Hillary loves glazed donuts better than longjohns?
I thought it was your dig that really lacked imagination.
As long as you chide my creativity, burst forth and let flower your wit.

Now, those actually make sense. Mine made reference to the fact that Dubya, unlike Clinton, works a short work day. Clinton was apparently a workaholic(And who wouldn't be if they had Hillary waiting for them when they got off, in more ways then one) and as such working six hours a day wouldn't make him need to take a vacation.

You see the political affiliation doesn't matter, it's the scoring of easy points with sensical material. I don't see how the propensity to having lots of extra marital affairs would make one want to take vacations after working six hour days. Your lame attempt at a joke was not only not all that funny but didn't even make the kind of sense a bad late night talk show monologue writer would look for.

 

[Weevil]

Can't wait forever.
I'll be back to check on your progress Sir weevil.

A bit impatient? Can't wait six minutes?

 

[Guest]

Leave EBW alone. He's still bitter about being born too late to spit on returning Vietnam vets.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Leave EBW alone. He's still bitter about being born too late to spit on returning Vietnam vets.

Ooooo-eeeee. Someone is going into the Way Back Machine today.

 

[WriterDom]

You are way behind the thinking of the new democrats, Lavender. You have to reach out the the Red states, not keep up with the typical "it felt like they killed my daddy all over again" thinking of the past. 2002 is all about Mom, apple pie, a strong military, and In God We Trust.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

I may be on the first plane to Scandinavia. It's a great place for women's rights.

good chocolate too.

 

[Laurel]

You are way behind the thinking of the new democrats, Lavender. You have to reach out the the Red states, not keep up with the typical "it felt like they killed my daddy all over again" thinking of the past. 2002 is all about Mom, apple pie, a strong military, and In God We Trust.

...from a man whose information on any Democrats, new and old, comes from O'Reilly and Limbaugh. Like using the KKK as a trusted source on Blacks.

 

[WriterDom]

...from a man whose information on any Democrats, new and old, comes from O'Reilly and Limbaugh. Like using the KKK as a trusted source on Blacks.

Actually it came from the strategy meeting they had for two days a week or so ago. I guess you and Lav were too liberal to be invited. But don't feel bad, Al Gore wasn't there either.

 

[Markov Cain]

Hey, as long as she bashing Texas and Oklahoma, let her go. Or better yet for midwest values look at Skidmore, MO. where the town bully was killed in the middle of the main street with pretty much the whole town there and to this day, no one will say say who done it. That a red state value.

You really thing Bush was a pre-schooler was good?

We all have off days, I suppose, but then I've I've never claimed anything other than being the dumb-ass of the board.

It is amazing though how much rougher you get treated when you are a Mark vs a Andra and as a low poster vs a high poster.

A CO who only has to spend 6 hours a day watching over his troops has obviouse confidence of his junior officers and the loyalty of his men.

Besides, Clinton's long days had very little to do with being president and eerything to do with getting laid and then avoiding the consequences. a lot like that Blue-State guy, the good DEMOCRAT Conditit.

6 minutes is due to hyper-activity.

I vacummed the house.

I am very bored. Thank God and Buddha my daughter gets home soon and we can watch Barney together. That will be the highlight of my day.

 

[Siren]

Bushie is taking a month off? He hasnt been working but 5 or so months?

 

[Markov Cain]

Or the N4AP as a trusted source on whities, hymies, and mexicanies....