Cock Talk

[Azuldrgon]

I want this to be my rule, too. But my brother and friend group all want to do middle of the summer camping. What is wrong with them??

They prefer to have crotch rot?

One of the downsides of camping in the middle of the summer, unless there's a pool/big lake nearby.

 

[morelikeasong]

unless there's a pool/big lake nearby.

This doesn’t really change it for me. It’s still hot as fuck. Especially at night.
Also I’m allergic to mosquitoes

But I do like camping lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

Come and camp in the UK. We very rarely have that problem..

 

[Azuldrgon]

This doesn’t really change it for me. It’s still hot as fuck. Especially at night.
Also I’m allergic to mosquitoes

But I do like camping lol

probably an off topic post, but what is it with redheads and mosquitos?

 

[Wand3rlust]

She hasn't been eating them again has she?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I want this to be my rule, too. But my brother and friend group all want to do middle of the summer camping. What is wrong with them??

They’re certifiably insane. That is the only possible explanation.

Maybe make them camp farther north? And at a higher elevation?

Hell, even when we’ve done backyard camping (Covid) and I could escape into the house for some AC relief if needed, I _still_ found excellent USB fans you could charge and put in the tent. I’m not great with extreme heat and no circulation

 

[MedicalMuse]

Achoo!

Tree sex!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I want this to be my rule, too. But my brother and friend group all want to do middle of the summer camping. What is wrong with them??

I only go camping in the summer... but it's beach camping and with the night air off the ocean it usually gets plenty chilly at night.
Also, I'm usually sharing a tent with my brother, so camping sex is off the table. We ain't that close.

 

[GoingBackToBed]

Tree sex!

In my nose!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Huge fan of camping sex

It can get a little dicey depending on access to running water and amenities. Nothing that can't be dealt with, just requires some forethought.

 

[frappingwilly]

It's fun but it's not much fun when there is excess jizz on the sleeping bag

 

[hotwords229_A]

I want this to be my rule, too. But my brother and friend group all want to do middle of the summer camping. What is wrong with them??

My theory: Your friend group wants to see you in a bikini as much as possible and your brother is attracted to one of the other women in your friend group and her bikini.

Come and camp in the UK. We very rarely have that problem..

Just beware the moon. And stay off the Moors!

Huge fan of camping sex

It can get a little dicey depending on access to running water and amenities. Nothing that can't be dealt with, just requires some forethought.

Especially when you have no idea who climbed into your tent, in the middle of the night, and had sex with you. Sure, the hockey mask makes it a little creepy, but that’s part of the thrill.

It's fun but it's not much fun when there is excess jizz on the sleeping bag

It’s not that hard to wipe off.

 

[NEthingGoze]

Dressing left, I've always thought it had to do with jerking off right handed.

 

[awired50]

I am left handed except for jacking off.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

 

[awired50]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

No. mine curves to the right
Maybe that is why !

 

[awired50]

Good morning !

do you ever switch hands?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Good morning !

do you ever switch hands?

Mmm. Sometimes? It depends on what I’m doing

 

[awired50]

Mmm. Sometimes? It depends on what I’m doing

I meant masturbating LOL or is this a two hand action?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I meant masturbating LOL

Exactly. Am I using toys? Just fingers? Showing someone what I like? Masturbation comes in many forms

 

[awired50]

Exactly. Am I using toys? Just fingers? Showing someone what I like? Masturbation comes in many forms

Great point!

 

[awired50]

Exactly. Am I using toys? Just fingers? Showing someone what I like? Masturbation comes in many forms

You can show me anytime you like!

 

[MedicalMuse]

You can show me anytime you like!

Noted

 

[BongoGal]

Do you always plan for self love/sexy time on vacations? Do you pack toys?

I don't actually plan it, but if I am away from home and by myself, then I assuredly will be practicing self-love. I think I've gotten off in every hotel room I've ever stayed in.

But I always leave toys at home. I mean, I don't really need them, but more importantly, not bringing toys eliminates the chance of having a baggage handler finding a dildo or something.

 

[Bambear99]

…not bringing toys eliminates the chance of having a baggage handler finding a dildo or something.

TSA Agent: Ma’am, that’s more than 5 ounces of lube. You’re going to have to leave that with us.