Cock Talk

[cypressknee]

Not really. My right hand knows its way just fine.
Lefty just tickles my balls, chest, stomach, happy trail, etc.

Honestly, I’m not sure I could jerk off with my left hand.

It’s like a one night stand..try it

 

[MedicalMuse]

Happy trail is the standard term I’ve heard since college

High school here

It is, indeed, a trail to happy places

 

[cypressknee]

High school here

It is, indeed, a trail to happy places

In 47 years…I have wore that trail out

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I don't actually plan it, but if I am away from home and by myself, then I assuredly will be practicing self-love. I think I've gotten off in every hotel room I've ever stayed in.

But I always leave toys at home. I mean, I don't really need them, but more importantly, not bringing toys eliminates the chance of having a baggage handler finding a dildo or something.

Back in the day of camcorders, I traveled with it while visiting my ex so we could film sex tapes together. I had sex toys in my luggage along with the tape. Someone took my baggage by mistake . When I got it back no one said anything but I can only imagine the horror when they opened my bag. Or delight. Who knows. As far as I know those tapes did not make their way online.

 

[__Nathan1968]

High school here

It is, indeed, a trail to happy places

Was always called a ‘treasure trail’ in my circle of perverts.

 

[UnquietDreams]

High school here

It is, indeed, a trail to happy places

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[__Nathan1968]

Back in the day of camcorders, I traveled with it while visiting my ex so we could film sex tapes together. I had sex toys in my luggage along with the tape. Someone took my baggage by mistake . When I got it back no one said anything but I can only imagine the horror when they opened my bag. Or delight. Who knows. As far as I know those tapes did not make their way online.

 

[hotwords229_A]

It’s like a one night stand..try it

But a one night stand with an inexperienced tease.

As far as I know those tapes did not make their way online.

Damn!

 

[__Nathan1968]

But a one night stand with an inexperienced tease.

Try sitting on your hand until it falls asleep.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Not really. My right hand knows its way just fine.
Lefty just tickles my balls, chest, stomach, happy trail, etc.

Honestly, I’m not sure I could jerk off with my left hand.

I can't masturbate with my left.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Happy trail is the standard term I’ve heard since college

Same. That's the phrase I always use. It leads to the happiest place.

 

[SixShooter14]

Yep, I've always heard it referred to as 'happy trail'

 

[SixShooter14]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

Switch hands? Rarely, only if my right gets tired. But usually I will use both if that happens.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

My gross motor skills are better than my fine motor skills in my non-dominant hand, so if something like typing is called for, Lefty gets put into the game.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Try sitting on your hand until it falls asleep.

How will it fall asleep? It will be too busy fingering my ass.

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Hahaha that's perfect! I love that movie. Brb, I need to go check some billboards out in the Las Vegas area.

 

[awired50]

Happy Friday Cock Talkers!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pucker up!

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Saw this image and I thought! “Isn’t that hole kind of big?”. Then I spent the next ten minutes going down the Glory Hole Rabbit Hole.

I read that the opening in a cloud that lets the beam of sunlight through is called a Glory Hole.

Also that it is believed that the term originally comes from the glass blowing industry.

But then I started thinking . . .

How big around should a glory hole be?
How high off the ground?
Are there different heights of glory holes to accommodate the tall and the short?
I also read that there are far more suckers than suckees at glory holes, so how does that work out?
Have you ever seen a real glory hole in real life? Did you participate?
Is visiting a glory hole on your Fucket List?
Would you feel better knowing who is on the other side or is the mystery the attraction?

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

Not gonna lie, this is something that has always intrigued me so I've gone down this rabbit hole too lol.

How big around should a glory hole be?
Big enough to accommodate a dick. I'm not certain on actual measurements. Maybe also a hand if you want to get hand action involved.
How high off the ground?
I'd say at least a few feet off the ground so the sucker doesn't have to lay on the floor or be on their tiptoes.
Are there different heights of glory holes to accommodate the tall and the short?
You can make a glory hole out of anything, so I'm sure there are, it could be a partition with a hole in it, or just some sort of barrier. It doesn't have to be in a seedy truck stop bathroom.
I also read that there are far more suckees than suckers at glory holes, so how does that work out?
I'm curious how you figured this out, but I'm guessing that the sucker is going to be busy.
Have you ever seen a real glory hole in real life?
I had an opportunity at one point to go to one with someone but no, I've never been.
Is visiting a glory hole on your Fucket List?
It's one of those things that I've thought about and would do but I'm not looking to fulfill it anytime soon.
Would you feel better knowing who is on the other side or is the mystery the attraction?
Hmmm at first I was going to say yes but honestly I like the idea of not knowing directly. I don't think I'd go to a random place to do it but if it was set up at a place where I am familiar with others and know they're all clean, I'd do it.

 

[__Nathan1968]

How big around should a glory hole be?

Maybe 4-5”? That would allow the balls to access the party as well.

How high off the ground?

For 6’ men with an average inseam, the bottom of the hole at around 29” would work.

Are there different heights of glory holes to accommodate the tall and the short?

Provide some step aerobic risers for the shorties.

I also read that there are far more suckees than suckers at glory holes, so how does that work out?

I imagine that anyone will to suck an anonymous cock is probably willing to suck a few more.

Have you ever seen a real glory hole in real life? Did you participate?

I’ve been in some seedy restrooms with holes cut in the stall walls. I did not poop in them.

Is visiting a glory hole on your Fucket List?

The fantasy glory hole where everyone on the other side is a beautiful woman with no sores on their lips sounds great. The reality, no.

Would you feel better knowing who is on the other side or is the mystery the attraction?

As a straight man, I would want to know at least something about who’s on the other side.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm curious how you figured this out, but I'm guessing that the sucker is going to be busy.

I actually said that backwards (fixed my post). I meant that there are far more suckers than suckees.
This guy was talking about porn stores with arcades in the back—apparently those still exist.

But he said that most of the guys back there are there to suck rather than be sucked, which I found interesting. Mathematically, that simply doesn’t work.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

How will it fall asleep? It will be too busy fingering my ass.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Pucker up!

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Saw this image and I thought! “Isn’t that hole kind of big?”. Then I spent the next ten minutes going down the Glory Hole Rabbit Hole.

I read that the opening in a cloud that lets the beam of sunlight through is called a Glory Hole.

Also that it is believed that the term originally comes from the glass blowing industry.

But then I started thinking . . .

How big around should a glory hole be?

4 inches across. That’s wishful. But

How high off the ground?

3.5 feet? 4 feet? Add a stool.

Are there different heights of glory holes to accommodate the tall and the short?

I asked someone. They said yes.

I also read that there are far more suckers than suckees at glory holes, so how does that work out?

I have never participated but I’d wager it’s like the letting someone go down on me. It takes trust. You maybe worry someone will do icky stuff.

Have you ever seen a real glory hole in real life? Did you participate?

Yes . And no.

Is visiting a glory hole on your Fucket List?

Nope. I’ll just give a blowjob if I want

Would you feel better knowing who is on the other side or is the mystery the attraction?

Nope, I like knowing the owner of the cock.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

Pucker up!

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Saw this image and I thought! “Isn’t that hole kind of big?”. Then I spent the next ten minutes going down the Glory Hole Rabbit Hole.

I read that the opening in a cloud that lets the beam of sunlight through is called a Glory Hole.

Also that it is believed that the term originally comes from the glass blowing industry.

But then I started thinking . . .

How big around should a glory hole be?
How high off the ground?
Are there different heights of glory holes to accommodate the tall and the short?
I also read that there are far more suckers than suckees at glory holes, so how does that work out?
Have you ever seen a real glory hole in real life? Did you participate?
Is visiting a glory hole on your Fucket List?
Would you feel better knowing who is on the other side or is the mystery the attraction?

How big around should a glory hole be?
I'm gonna speculate as big as a Coke can, but too small for a fist to fit through.

How high off the ground?
Don't have a tape measure handy, but having banged my balls against the kitchen counter before, slightly lower that that would be good.

Are there different heights of glory holes to accommodate the tall and the short?
I'm guessing you'd need to consult your local building code on that. And, possibly, applicable provisions of 29 CFR Part 1630.

I also read that there are far more suckers than suckees at glory holes, so how does that work out?
That's a thorny debate that I'm not qualified to address. Might depend on how you feel about trickle-down economics.

Have you ever seen a real glory hole in real life? Did you participate?
No, I'm pretty sure I never have.

Is visiting a glory hole on your Fucket List?
I've really never had any interest in it. I'm pretty much incapable of fantasizing when I'm with a partner, and if I couldn't see who I was dealing with, I think I'd feel a little adrift.

Would you feel better knowing who is on the other side or is the mystery the attraction?
Don't know how much it would matter. It's hard for me to see myself getting very aroused in that situation either way. Call me old-fashioned, but I don't feel right about having sex with someone if I haven't properly talked them out of their clothes.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I asked someone. They said yes.

It’s good to have reliable sources on hand.

I'm guessing you'd need to consult your local building code on that. And, possibly, applicable provisions of 29 CFR Part 1630.

I’m going to my town hall on Monday, I’ll check.