Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

not bringing toys eliminates the chance of having a baggage handler finding a dildo or something.

Pro tip: do not pack stainless steel toys in your carry on

They may be confiscated as they can be used as a bludgeon #tsawalkofshamerecipient

 

[BongoGal]

I remember a news story in the past few years in which the bomb squad was called in to handle a potentially explosive situation at an airport with someone's checked baggage. It turned out to be a sex toy that got turned on.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Pro tip: do not pack stainless steel toys in your carry on

They may be confiscated as they can be used as a bludgeon #tsawalkofshamerecipient

Exactly how big does it have to be to risk taking down a jumbo jet? Actually I don’t think I wanna know, I’ve just developed a fear of flying I think

 

[MedicalMuse]

TSA Agent: Ma’am, that’s more than 5 ounces of lube. You’re going to have to leave that with us.

So that where they get it for body cavity searches

 

[CuriousRick]

Pro tip: do not pack stainless steel toys in your carry on

They may be confiscated as they can be used as a bludgeon #tsawalkofshamerecipient

What toy did they take?

 

[Bambear99]

So that where they get it for body cavity searches

Something has to grease up those rubber gloves.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I remember a news story in the past few years in which the bomb squad was called in to handle a potentially explosive situation at an airport with someone's checked baggage. It turned out to be a sex toy that got turned on.

Well, if I'm reading this correctly, it was a potentially explosive situation, involving a device that may have achieved sentience and puberty at the same time. Talk about your snakes on a plane.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I remember a news story in the past few years in which the bomb squad was called in to handle a potentially explosive situation at an airport with someone's checked baggage. It turned out to be a sex toy that got turned on.

Sometimes my bag gets searched, sometimes not. I'm kind of asking fir it when I bring selection from my toy arsenal on a trip. However, I always put a note that says

"Dear TSA,
You don't get paid enough to have to go through my sex toys. Please accept my hundred grand tip.
Sincerely, Tig"

I stick two 100 Grand candy bars to the note. There's about a 1 in 5 chance my luggage arrives sans candy bars.

I'm writing this while on a plane to CA, I'll know in a few hours if they got their tip or not

 

[jason28053]

Sometimes my bag gets searched, sometimes not. I'm kind of asking fir it when I bring selection from my toy arsenal on a trip. However, I always put a note that says

"Dear TSA,
You don't get paid enough to have to go through my sex toys. Please accept my hundred grand tip.
Sincerely, Tig"

I stick two 100 Grand candy bars to the note. There's about a 1 in 5 chance my luggage arrives sans candy bars.

I'm writing this while on a plane to CA, I'll know in a few hours if they got their tip or not

Priceless

 

[Lady2020]

At the risk of sounding like a prude… what constitutes cock worship? Like an extra attentive blowjob?

Google may help you. Obviously, it's not in your kink list.

 

[bigwoody8]

At the risk of sounding like a prude… what constitutes cock worship? Like an extra attentive blowjob?

It is when she has complete trust in me and loves my cock. When she is sucking it and licking it, you can tell there’s nothing else she’d rather be doing in the world. She’s savoring the moment. She’s thought about it all day. She might rub it and slap it on her face and neck. She might lick every inch of the shaft up and down. My cock is her favorite instrument. She’s playing me a song.

That’s my perspective at least…

 

[Lady2020]

It is when she has complete trust in me and loves my cock. When she is sucking it and licking it, you can tell there’s nothing else she’d rather be doing in the world. She’s savoring the moment. She’s thought about it all day. She might rub it and slap it on her face and neck. She might lick every inch of the shaft up and down. My cock is her favorite instrument. She’s playing me a song.

That’s my perspective at least…

Actually, it's about seeing his cock as the best of him. A thing of beauty. Something to worship, which he appreciates.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Sometimes my bag gets searched, sometimes not. I'm kind of asking fir it when I bring selection from my toy arsenal on a trip. However, I always put a note that says

"Dear TSA,
You don't get paid enough to have to go through my sex toys. Please accept my hundred grand tip.
Sincerely, Tig"

I stick two 100 Grand candy bars to the note. There's about a 1 in 5 chance my luggage arrives sans candy bars.

I'm writing this while on a plane to CA, I'll know in a few hours if they got their tip or not

That's brilliant!

May I recommend adding a note to your ass cheeks when you go in for a colonoscopy next? Maybe not the candy bar, though

 

[MindYaBitness]

That's brilliant!

May I recommend adding a note to your ass cheeks when you go in for a colonoscopy next? Maybe not the candy bar, though

I started doing it because a lady at my church works at the airport & was bitching about having to search other people's sex toys. I can only pray that she's had to search my bag

 

[jason28053]

I started doing it because a lady at my church works at the airport & was bitching about having to search other people's sex toys. I can only pray that she's had to search my bag

I wanna join that church

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

L

I started doing it because a lady at my church works at the airport & was bitching about having to search other people's sex toys. I can only pray that she's had to search my bag

you are right. They don’t get paid enough for that. I wonder how much you’d need to be paid, or I guess just be really into your job

 

[__Nathan1968]

I started doing it because a lady at my church works at the airport & was bitching about having to search other people's sex toys. I can only pray that she's had to search my bag

You just know there is someone whose kinks line up perfectly for that job. John Doe - TSA Sex Toy Inspector.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I think I've gotten off in every hotel room I've ever stayed in.

Which means some of us have also gotten off in those same sheets.
It’s almost like we’ve had sex!

 

[Apisto42]

Too quiet.

What else can we ask?

It’s spring. Do you have any spring time seasonal changes that you do? Change in facial hair? Spray tan?

While we’re on the topic of seasons:
What kind of vacation is your favorite? Do you always plan for self love/sexy time on vacations? Do you pack toys?

Not really any seasonal changes personally. Other than wearing sandals and slip ons all the time.

Definitely beach vacations are my favorite. No toys. Yes to planning fucking.

 

[SixShooter14]

Too quiet.

What else can we ask?

It’s spring. Do you have any spring time seasonal changes that you do? Change in facial hair? Spray tan?

Lol...is it spring? The snow in my yard disagrees.

While we’re on the topic of seasons:
What kind of vacation is your favorite? Do you always plan for self love/sexy time on vacations? Do you pack toys?

Lol...Vacation? Lmao!!!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

Not really. My right hand knows its way just fine.
Lefty just tickles my balls, chest, stomach, happy trail, etc.

Honestly, I’m not sure I could jerk off with my left hand.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

I am a nondenominational masturbator.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Not really. My right hand knows its way just fine.
Lefty just tickles my balls, chest, stomach, happy trail, etc.

Honestly, I’m not sure I could jerk off with my left hand.

I fucking love that you call it a happy trail. Kids these days…

 

[MedicalMuse]

I am a nondenominational masturbator.

Ya know, I can see that in you. Way to be adventurous

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I fucking love that you call it a happy trail. Kids these days…

Happy trail is the standard term I’ve heard since college