Cock Talk

[aussiegeekygal]

Huge fan of camping sex

It can get a little dicey depending on access to running water and amenities. Nothing that can't be dealt with, just requires some forethought.

 

[frappingwilly]

It's fun but it's not much fun when there is excess jizz on the sleeping bag

 

[hotwords229_A]

I want this to be my rule, too. But my brother and friend group all want to do middle of the summer camping. What is wrong with them??

My theory: Your friend group wants to see you in a bikini as much as possible and your brother is attracted to one of the other women in your friend group and her bikini.

Come and camp in the UK. We very rarely have that problem..

Just beware the moon. And stay off the Moors!

Huge fan of camping sex

It can get a little dicey depending on access to running water and amenities. Nothing that can't be dealt with, just requires some forethought.

Especially when you have no idea who climbed into your tent, in the middle of the night, and had sex with you. Sure, the hockey mask makes it a little creepy, but that’s part of the thrill.

It's fun but it's not much fun when there is excess jizz on the sleeping bag

It’s not that hard to wipe off.

 

[NEthingGoze]

Dressing left, I've always thought it had to do with jerking off right handed.

 

[awired50]

I am left handed except for jacking off.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

 

[awired50]

Well good morning to you too


Do you ever switch hands for funsies?

No. mine curves to the right
Maybe that is why !

 

[awired50]

Good morning !

do you ever switch hands?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Good morning !

do you ever switch hands?

Mmm. Sometimes? It depends on what I’m doing

 

[awired50]

Mmm. Sometimes? It depends on what I’m doing

I meant masturbating LOL or is this a two hand action?

 

[MedicalMuse]

I meant masturbating LOL

Exactly. Am I using toys? Just fingers? Showing someone what I like? Masturbation comes in many forms

 

[awired50]

Exactly. Am I using toys? Just fingers? Showing someone what I like? Masturbation comes in many forms

Great point!

 

[awired50]

Exactly. Am I using toys? Just fingers? Showing someone what I like? Masturbation comes in many forms

You can show me anytime you like!

 

[MedicalMuse]

You can show me anytime you like!

Noted

 

[BongoGal]

Do you always plan for self love/sexy time on vacations? Do you pack toys?

I don't actually plan it, but if I am away from home and by myself, then I assuredly will be practicing self-love. I think I've gotten off in every hotel room I've ever stayed in.

But I always leave toys at home. I mean, I don't really need them, but more importantly, not bringing toys eliminates the chance of having a baggage handler finding a dildo or something.

 

[Bambear99]

…not bringing toys eliminates the chance of having a baggage handler finding a dildo or something.

TSA Agent: Ma’am, that’s more than 5 ounces of lube. You’re going to have to leave that with us.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

not bringing toys eliminates the chance of having a baggage handler finding a dildo or something.

Pro tip: do not pack stainless steel toys in your carry on

They may be confiscated as they can be used as a bludgeon #tsawalkofshamerecipient

 

[BongoGal]

I remember a news story in the past few years in which the bomb squad was called in to handle a potentially explosive situation at an airport with someone's checked baggage. It turned out to be a sex toy that got turned on.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Pro tip: do not pack stainless steel toys in your carry on

They may be confiscated as they can be used as a bludgeon #tsawalkofshamerecipient

Exactly how big does it have to be to risk taking down a jumbo jet? Actually I don’t think I wanna know, I’ve just developed a fear of flying I think

 

[MedicalMuse]

TSA Agent: Ma’am, that’s more than 5 ounces of lube. You’re going to have to leave that with us.

So that where they get it for body cavity searches

 

[CuriousRick]

Pro tip: do not pack stainless steel toys in your carry on

They may be confiscated as they can be used as a bludgeon #tsawalkofshamerecipient

What toy did they take?

 

[Bambear99]

So that where they get it for body cavity searches

Something has to grease up those rubber gloves.

 

[Dirt_in_the_Ground]

I remember a news story in the past few years in which the bomb squad was called in to handle a potentially explosive situation at an airport with someone's checked baggage. It turned out to be a sex toy that got turned on.

Well, if I'm reading this correctly, it was a potentially explosive situation, involving a device that may have achieved sentience and puberty at the same time. Talk about your snakes on a plane.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I remember a news story in the past few years in which the bomb squad was called in to handle a potentially explosive situation at an airport with someone's checked baggage. It turned out to be a sex toy that got turned on.

Sometimes my bag gets searched, sometimes not. I'm kind of asking fir it when I bring selection from my toy arsenal on a trip. However, I always put a note that says

"Dear TSA,
You don't get paid enough to have to go through my sex toys. Please accept my hundred grand tip.
Sincerely, Tig"

I stick two 100 Grand candy bars to the note. There's about a 1 in 5 chance my luggage arrives sans candy bars.

I'm writing this while on a plane to CA, I'll know in a few hours if they got their tip or not

 

[jason28053]

Sometimes my bag gets searched, sometimes not. I'm kind of asking fir it when I bring selection from my toy arsenal on a trip. However, I always put a note that says

"Dear TSA,
You don't get paid enough to have to go through my sex toys. Please accept my hundred grand tip.
Sincerely, Tig"

I stick two 100 Grand candy bars to the note. There's about a 1 in 5 chance my luggage arrives sans candy bars.

I'm writing this while on a plane to CA, I'll know in a few hours if they got their tip or not

Priceless