Soma's Steamy Reviews

[Jaws82]

You’re a big boy, but goddamn. How long did it take to wear off

Couple hours to regain consciousness… the next day I was really groggy and sleepy still so I slept it off

 

[Soma99]

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I have not watched it yet but it’s going to be “The Seduction” on HBO- I think it’s in French so it’s going to be a challenge for my THC riddled mind to stay focused.

I was considering not getting high tonight but , fuck it, we get high and watch what looks like the dirtiest show on HBO since….. I don’t know, game of thrones early season?

I’ll start it once the colors make me happy….

 

[Soma99]

NEXT REVIEW

I have not watched it yet but it’s going to be “The Seduction” on HBO- I think it’s in French so it’s going to be a challenge for my THC riddled mind to stay focused.

I was considering not getting high tonight but , fuck it, we get high and watch what looks like the dirtiest show on HBO since….. I don’t know, game of thrones early season?

I’ll start it once the colors make me happy….

FUCKKKKKKK I got toooooooo high and then masturbated forgetting I was going to do this::::: hopefully soon!!!

 

[Luvloosepussy]

FUCKKKKKKK I got toooooooo high and then masturbated forgetting I was going to do this::::: hopefully soon!!!

That sounds like you had a fun night, lol

 

[Soma99]

That sounds like you had a fun night, lol

I’ve had worse! Hopefully tonight I can hold my shit together and watch some medium (hoping not softcore but it won’t be hard core) porn!

 

[Luvloosepussy]

LOL, you will be watching hardcore if you get high and horny again,

 

[Soma99]

NEXT REVIEW

I have not watched it yet but it’s going to be “The Seduction” on HBO- I think it’s in French so it’s going to be a challenge for my THC riddled mind to stay focused.

I was considering not getting high tonight but , fuck it, we get high and watch what looks like the dirtiest show on HBO since….. I don’t know, game of thrones early season?

I’ll start it once the colors make me happy….

We are watching.

I'm like 3/10 high.

First nipple was 5 minutes in.

I'm watching a dubbed version because that was the default. I will give a full review after the episode.

 

[Jaws82]

We are watching.

I'm like 3/10 high.

First nipple was 5 minutes in.

I'm watching a dubbed version because that was the default. I will give a full review after the episode.

Was it a nice nipple at least?

 

[Soma99]

NEXT REVIEW

I have not watched it yet but it’s going to be “The Seduction” on HBO- I think it’s in French so it’s going to be a challenge for my THC riddled mind to stay focused.

I was considering not getting high tonight but , fuck it, we get high and watch what looks like the dirtiest show on HBO since….. I don’t know, game of thrones early season?

I’ll start it once the colors make me happy….

OK that was WAYYYYYYYYYY Rappier then i had hoped. Jesus.

OK I'm gonna keep going with it for now, but that 's gotta stop.

SPOILER FREE Review by the numbers

SEX 2/ 10.

PLOT 3/10

PRODUCTION 7/ 10- the rich people seem to have nice things

OVERALL 4/10 It seem ridiculous



OK SPOILERS Below

What the fuck was the sword fight about? I seemed to lose some fucus after the worst rape scene. Both guys seem like assholes so why do i care if one gets stabbed? And this is a big onw... was the girl some kinda indentured servant? Why is she being sent places- Like she has to run away... why can't she live on her own? But she can also live with whoever... but she can't just go be on her own she has to be sent to a convent? I don't get it.

I hope it gets better. One more episode next week though



BONUS REVIEW

The Girlfriend on Prime is one of the worst shows I ever watched all off. and not in hunting wives way... I really wanted to quit but there are only 6 episodes ( I think you see a butt or two but nothing really... sex was very disappointing. ) I really wish i had quit.