I can't masturbate with my left.Not really. My right hand knows its way just fine.
Lefty just tickles my balls, chest, stomach, happy trail, etc.
Honestly, I’m not sure I could jerk off with my left hand.
Same. That's the phrase I always use. It leads to the happiest place.Happy trail is the standard term I’ve heard since college
Switch hands? Rarely, only if my right gets tired. But usually I will use both if that happens.Well good morning to you too
Do you ever switch hands for funsies?
My gross motor skills are better than my fine motor skills in my non-dominant hand, so if something like typing is called for, Lefty gets put into the game.Well good morning to you too
Do you ever switch hands for funsies?
How will it fall asleep? It will be too busy fingering my ass.
Hahaha that's perfect! I love that movie. Brb, I need to go check some billboards out in the Las Vegas area.
I'm not certain on actual measurements. 
Maybe also a hand if you want to get hand action involved.
Maybe 4-5”? That would allow the balls to access the party as well.
For 6’ men with an average inseam, the bottom of the hole at around 29” would work.
Provide some step aerobic risers for the shorties.
I imagine that anyone will to suck an anonymous cock is probably willing to suck a few more.
I’ve been in some seedy restrooms with holes cut in the stall walls. I did not poop in them.
The fantasy glory hole where everyone on the other side is a beautiful woman with no sores on their lips sounds great. The reality, no.
As a straight man, I would want to know at least something about who’s on the other side.
I actually said that backwards (fixed my post). I meant that there are far more suckers than suckees.I'm curious how you figured this out, but I'm guessing that the sucker is going to be busy.
4 inches across. That’s wishful. But
3.5 feet? 4 feet? Add a stool.
I asked someone. They said yes.
I have never participated but I’d wager it’s like the letting someone go down on me. It takes trust. You maybe worry someone will do icky stuff.
Yes . And no.
Nope. I’ll just give a blowjob if I want
Nope, I like knowing the owner of the cock.
How big around should a glory hole be?
It’s good to have reliable sources on hand.
I’m going to my town hall on Monday, I’ll check.I'm guessing you'd need to consult your local building code on that. And, possibly, applicable provisions of 29 CFR Part 1630.
*waits patiently*Would you feel better knowing who is on the other side or is the mystery the attraction?
Don't know how much it would matter. It's hard for me to see myself getting very aroused in that situation either way. Call me old-fashioned, but I don't feel right about having sex with someone if I haven't properly talked them out of their clothes.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way.So, thinking more about glory holes, it never occurred to me before, but . . . who is drilling these holes?
I understand drywall is easy, but how the hell do they drill those holes in a truck stop restroom? Aren’t those stalls made out of some form of coated metal? I know we have the amazing technology of cordless drills today, but they are a relatively recent invention. How did they do it back in the day?
Just hold your horses a little while, honeybunch. Prom night is just around the corner!*waits patiently*
I said I was waiting patiently. I know men of your age take a bit to get their motor warmed up and runningJust hold your horses a little while, honeybunch. Prom night is just around the corner!
Oh, I expect you'd have my motor running soon enough, baby.I said I was waiting patiently. I know men of your age take a bit to get their motor warmed up and running
I’ll go get an auto defibrillator and have it ready.Oh, I expect you'd have my motor running soon enough, baby.
(Yeah, I'll go ahead and call in a refill on my prescription.)
Har! Safe sex for the geriatric, I reckon.I’ll go get an auto defibrillator and have it ready.
Is this why you have a thing for nurses?Har! Safe sex for the geriatric, I reckon.
