Celebrity Opinions...

[Lost Cause]

I'm bored with the attack threads, threat replies, the "me' questions, the political stuff, so I just thought I'd add what celebrities think!

Opinions on Sex


Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."

Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex?
.........Me neither."

Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
at all."

Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back
seat of the car...and she wanted me to drive."

George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Linda Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Lexus
SC 430."

Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building."


I'm in that kind of mood, have fun!

 

[Pamela]

George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

LMAO!!

Good one!

 

[Guest]

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

LOL. I dont usually think Woody is funny but that was clever.
George Burns was funny too.

 

[SINthysist]

That was a REAL curveball, you old goofball you...

 

[Lost Cause]

I had a vision.....

Of all the lil' Litsters out there, tight lipped, and with a furrowed brow over the terse subjects presented to them. I felt a little musing at the celebs, and their subject matter. This is a little curve ball!

 

[Killswitch]

You obviously forgot.....

I want to get nekid and dance for that cute guy Killswitch that hangs at the Lit boards.....Marg Helgenberg

David, please call me Princess, when we make love...Vanessa Carlton

David, please quit calling me...Elizabeth Hurley



Killswitch_aka_ David

 

[Kara_Sidhe]

George Burns is a funny one!

 

[Lost Cause]

Not a celeb...

Except to me. My Father tells me sex at his age, "is like trying to play a slot machine using an oyster, instead of a coin." I love my dad and his humor!

 

[paganangel]

"sex is dirty....only when you are doing it right." - woody allen

 

[sigh]

Thanks LC. That was great.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

What???? No political views on the subject...