Britney Spears & J.T.

[Clitfucker]

This thread was made to discuss Britney Spears and her "virginity." Now we all know that she is dating J.T.

My 2 questions are, 1) do you think that she will let J.T. pop her cherry? and 2) do you think that J.T. will be any good in the sack and be able to satisfy her fully?

I say that she does give up the pussy to J.T., but I don't think that J.T. will be able to satisfy her that much, cuz Britney is too much of a fucking tease and closet freak.

 

[Kasha]

Are you serious? That girl is no more a virgin than I am. I don't particularly care for her and it's mostly because I think she behaves badly. I think she is as fake as her boobs.

I really wonder if she is really even with that Nsync guy. The record companies sometimes put kids like that together to get more publicity for them. Like that Jessica Simpson gal with Nick LaChey from 98degrees. I know for a fact that they aren't together...and never were. My brother dated that guy.

Anyhow, I think she is just full of shit. virgin...lol..please.

 

[freakygirl]

better question...


Does anyone care?

 

[Cibo]

Better Answer...

NO!

 

[Problem Child]

Was Patton a better General than Montgomery? I think the answer is a resounding yes.

In my eyes, Montgomery must be ruled out as a great General for three reasons: first, although he did give the allies their first victories in the deserts of north africa, most of the time he had Rommel outnumbered by two or four to one. He should have been able to win with those odds.

Secondly, his Operation Market-Garden the airborne invasion into Holland behind German lines was a total disaster, and probably lengthened the war instead of shortening it.

Third, Monty promised the city of Caen during the normandy invasion the week after the landing. He could not take it, largely because a fear of excess casualties.

Patton, although regarded as a tough disciplinarian, and a bit of a lout, got results. After the breakout of Bradley's Operation Cobra Patton's Third Army took more graound and captured and killed more of the enemy than any other unit on the western front.

Patton was also responsible for the first American victories in north africa, although he, like Monty, was fighting a severley depleted German army. He also helped take Sicily in a lightning sweep, with the primary aim of beating Monty to Messina.

The toughness of Patton's army was demonstrated during the battle of the bulge, when he pulled them out of a battle and headed 100 miles north to Bastogne in two days, in order to fight through to a surrounded 101st airborne division.

 

[Clitfucker]

Dude, what in the blue hell are you doing?

Was Patton a better General than Montgomery? I think the answer is a resounding yes.

In my eyes, Montgomery must be ruled out as a great General for three reasons: first, although he did give the allies their first victories in the deserts of north africa, most of the time he had Rommel outnumbered by two or four to one. He should have been able to win with those odds.

Secondly, his Operation Market-Garden the airborne invasion into Holland behind German lines was a total disaster, and probably lengthened the war instead of shortening it.

Third, Monty promised the city of Caen during the normandy invasion the week after the landing. He could not take it, largely because a fear of excess casualties.

Patton, although regarded as a tough disciplinarian, and a bit of a lout, got results. After the breakout of Bradley's Operation Cobra Patton's Third Army took more graound and captured and killed more of the enemy than any other unit on the western front.

Patton was also responsible for the first American victories in north africa, although he, like Monty, was fighting a severley depleted German army. He also helped take Sicily in a lightning sweep, with the primary aim of beating Monty to Messina.

The toughness of Patton's army was demonstrated during the battle of the bulge, when he pulled them out of a battle and headed 100 miles north to Bastogne in two days, in order to fight through to a surrounded 101st airborne division.

Dude, what in the blue hell are you doing? Quit spamming my fucking thread you fuckface.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Like that Jessica Simpson gal with Nick LaChey from 98degrees. I know for a fact that they aren't together...and never were. My brother dated that guy.

Whoa !

So since your brother dated Nick LaChey ... I can conclude that Nick is gay ... or is he simply bi ....


Please let him be bi...... * thinking to myself*

 

[Cibo]

Gosh I love you in your AV Aphrodisiac!

 

[Problem Child]

Cold New Orleans Spaghetti


Ingredients French Dressing:
Regina red wine vinegar
olive oil
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon paprika
Tabasco hot pepper sauce
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
Ingredients:
One 12-ounce package vermicelli
Lawry's seasoned salt
4 chicken breast halves
celery
bell pepper
onion
salt
pepper
1-1/2 cups Hellman's mayonnaise
lemon juice
Prepare the French dressing. Using a "Good Seasons" bottle, add red wine vinegar to the water line. Add olive oil to the oil line. Add salt, sugar, paprika, a few drops of Tabasco, and garlic powder. Shake well.

Cook package of vermicelli as directed. Marinate overnight in French dressing and season spaghetti with seasoned salt and Tabasco to taste. Mix well.

Cook chicken breast halves until tender with celery, bell pepper, onion, salt, and pepper. Remove from bone when cool. Cut as for chicken salad and thinly slice six stalks of celery. Add chicken and celery to marinated spaghetti and mix well. Add mayonnaise and mix well. Add a small amount of lemon juice and more seasoned salt to taste. Let stand overnight.

Garnish with marinated avocado, artichoke hearts, tomatoes, mushrooms, or black olives. I use Italian dressing for the marinade.

Serves: About 8 to 10.

 

[freakygirl]

Yeah.. PC stop spamming his threads..

it's a shame that you fill them with useful information

 

[freakygirl]

Cold New Orleans Spaghetti


Ingredients French Dressing:
Regina red wine vinegar
olive oil
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1 teaspoon paprika
Tabasco hot pepper sauce
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
Ingredients:
One 12-ounce package vermicelli
Lawry's seasoned salt
4 chicken breast halves
celery
bell pepper
onion
salt
pepper
1-1/2 cups Hellman's mayonnaise
lemon juice
Prepare the French dressing. Using a "Good Seasons" bottle, add red wine vinegar to the water line. Add olive oil to the oil line. Add salt, sugar, paprika, a few drops of Tabasco, and garlic powder. Shake well.

Cook package of vermicelli as directed. Marinate overnight in French dressing and season spaghetti with seasoned salt and Tabasco to taste. Mix well.

Cook chicken breast halves until tender with celery, bell pepper, onion, salt, and pepper. Remove from bone when cool. Cut as for chicken salad and thinly slice six stalks of celery. Add chicken and celery to marinated spaghetti and mix well. Add mayonnaise and mix well. Add a small amount of lemon juice and more seasoned salt to taste. Let stand overnight.

Garnish with marinated avocado, artichoke hearts, tomatoes, mushrooms, or black olives. I use Italian dressing for the marinade.

Serves: About 8 to 10.

sounds delicious.. have any more recipes?

if so.. please.. post them here

 

[Clitfucker]

Uh...No.

Yeah.. PC stop spamming his threads..

it's a shame that you fill them with useful information

Uh...No. If I wanted useful information I would go to a site that has useful information, you feel me here?

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Cold Fusion

Cold fusion was discovered by professors Stanley Pons and Martin Fleischmann and announced in March, 1989. It is a reaction that occurs under certain conditions in supersaturated metal hydrides (metals with lots of hydrogen or heavy hydrogen dissolved in them). It supposedly produces excess heat, helium, and a very low level of neutrons. In some experiments it is claimed that the host metal has been transmuted into other elements. Cold fusion has been seen with palladium, titanium, nickel and some other materials.
The astonishing aspect of Pons and Fleischmann's claim was that they had produced nuclear fusion without the need to achieve either high temperature or high pressure. Instead, they alleged that they needed simply to operate an electrolytic cell in a beaker containing heavy water with a negative electrode (cathode) made of the metal palladium (Pd). It is well known that the metal palladium can absorb enormous amounts of hydrogen, so much so that the density of dissolved hydrogen atoms can actually exceed that of the Pd atoms. The hydrogen actually enters the palladium as atoms, not as molecules. The purpose of the electrolytic cell is basically to dissociate water molecules, and to supply a source of hydrogen atoms on the surface of the palladium cathode. These hydrogen atoms readily diffuse into the interior of the palladium metal. When the palladium cathode becames saturated with deuterium, Pons and Fleischmann claimed to have observed both evolution of energy (which they measured by a rise in temperature) and the emission of radioactivity such as might be associated with normal fusion.
The two most likely fusion reactions involving two deuterium nuclei (deuterons) are:

deuteron + deuteron --> hydrogen3 + hydrogen1 + 4.0 MeV of energy
deuteron + deuteron --> helium3 + neutron + 3.3 MeV of energy.

The occurrence of these processes can be tested by looking for the emission of helium3 since the radioactive decay of tritium (hydrogen3) is by hydrogen3 --> helium3 + electron + neutrino, and also by looking for the neutrons produced in the second reaction. An additional factor which makes identification of the neutrons from these reactions a virtually unique signature of fusion is that their energy is completely determined. Not only is the total energy released in the reaction fixed, but the energy is apportioned between the two isotopes so produced in a unique ratio. This is because the decaying nucleus is initially almost at rest, and has virtually no momentum. The two final bodies therefore have equal and opposite momenta.
Since the announcement of the original experimental results, many experiments have been performed to try to reproduce them. None has found the expected amounts of helium3 nor the expected numbers or energy of the neutrons. However, evidence is accumulating that energy generation, associated with some type of nuclear effect, is now reproducable. More than 200 studies have reported evidence of some type of "cold fusion" effect. Certainly energy production and power levels too large for any conventional explanation have been demonstrated. So far seven international conferences have been held and research work is continuing mainly in Japan and Italy. Cold fusion is an interesting challenge both to the experimentalists and to the theorists.

 

[freakygirl]

PC -

Can you get me the recipe for Neimann Marcus cookies please? I'll be patiently awaiting it in this thread.

Oh and later, could you remind me how to check my oil?

And then after you do that, just a quick note on why Reagan was a great president.

I believe all of this belongs in this particular thread.

Oh, and for Clitfucker's benefit, since it will be more applicable in his life, why don't you tell us what lego sets are best for children between the ages of 12 and 15.

I mean I can't be totally selfish.

Oh.. yes.. I need the recipe for the McDonalds special sauce also.

and how about you do a run down on the medals won at the Olympics. I'm so far behind.

Lavy, when doing anything in this thread.. it's much better if you quote atleast one.. if not more of the posts above you.. (even if it has nothing to do with what you are posting about) hehehe


I told everyone I was feeling naughty tonight.

 

[freakygirl]

Cold Fusion

Cold fusion was discovered by professors Stanley Pons and Martin Fleischmann and announced in March, 1989. It is a reaction that occurs under certain conditions in supersaturated metal hydrides (metals with lots of hydrogen or heavy hydrogen dissolved in them). It supposedly produces excess heat, helium, and a very low level of neutrons. In some experiments it is claimed that the host metal has been transmuted into other elements. Cold fusion has been seen with palladium, titanium, nickel and some other materials.
The astonishing aspect of Pons and Fleischmann's claim was that they had produced nuclear fusion without the need to achieve either high temperature or high pressure. Instead, they alleged that they needed simply to operate an electrolytic cell in a beaker containing heavy water with a negative electrode (cathode) made of the metal palladium (Pd). It is well known that the metal palladium can absorb enormous amounts of hydrogen, so much so that the density of dissolved hydrogen atoms can actually exceed that of the Pd atoms. The hydrogen actually enters the palladium as atoms, not as molecules. The purpose of the electrolytic cell is basically to dissociate water molecules, and to supply a source of hydrogen atoms on the surface of the palladium cathode. These hydrogen atoms readily diffuse into the interior of the palladium metal. When the palladium cathode becames saturated with deuterium, Pons and Fleischmann claimed to have observed both evolution of energy (which they measured by a rise in temperature) and the emission of radioactivity such as might be associated with normal fusion.
The two most likely fusion reactions involving two deuterium nuclei (deuterons) are:

deuteron + deuteron --> hydrogen3 + hydrogen1 + 4.0 MeV of energy
deuteron + deuteron --> helium3 + neutron + 3.3 MeV of energy.

The occurrence of these processes can be tested by looking for the emission of helium3 since the radioactive decay of tritium (hydrogen3) is by hydrogen3 --> helium3 + electron + neutrino, and also by looking for the neutrons produced in the second reaction. An additional factor which makes identification of the neutrons from these reactions a virtually unique signature of fusion is that their energy is completely determined. Not only is the total energy released in the reaction fixed, but the energy is apportioned between the two isotopes so produced in a unique ratio. This is because the decaying nucleus is initially almost at rest, and has virtually no momentum. The two final bodies therefore have equal and opposite momenta.
Since the announcement of the original experimental results, many experiments have been performed to try to reproduce them. None has found the expected amounts of helium3 nor the expected numbers or energy of the neutrons. However, evidence is accumulating that energy generation, associated with some type of nuclear effect, is now reproducable. More than 200 studies have reported evidence of some type of "cold fusion" effect. Certainly energy production and power levels too large for any conventional explanation have been demonstrated. So far seven international conferences have been held and research work is continuing mainly in Japan and Italy. Cold fusion is an interesting challenge both to the experimentalists and to the theorists.

I had no idea..

Thanks PC for this very useful information!

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Uh...No.

Uh...No. If I wanted useful information I would go to a site that has useful information, you feel me here?

no.. please.. explain further.

I need more info!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Natalie Nessus]

I am learning so much it is good I think

But of course you did not mention Rommel?

 

[Problem Child]

Dr. Strangleove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

When you consider the history of motion pictures, certain watershed films leap to mind -- productions which have left their mark on the craft. Without a doubt, one of those is Stanley Kubrik's 1964 masterpiece, Dr. Strangelove (or, as it's subtitled, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb). As political satire, few movies -- even those as incisive as the hilariously vicious 1992 release Bob Roberts -- come close to this level of accomplishment. In the case of Dr. Strangelove, the barbs and quips (both subtle and obvious) hold up as well today as they did thirty years ago.

When director Stanley Kubrick decided to adapt Peter George's thriller Red Alert for the screen, he recruited the author to help with the script. Instead of retaining the straight tone of the book, Kubrick wanted to try for a black comedy, and with the complicity of George and co-writer Terry Southern, Dr. Strangelove was born.

Originally, Kubrick envisioned Peter Sellers playing four unique roles. However, after filming three of them (President Merkin Muffley, RAF Group Captain Mandrake, and ex-Nazi scientist Dr. Strangelove), the actor broke his leg and was unable to complete the quartet. In his place, Slim Pickens was signed to portray Major "King" Kong. Other cast members include George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson, Sterling Hayden as General Jack D. Ripper, and James Earl Jones (in his first film role) as Lieutenant Lothar Zogg.

The film opens with a deranged General Ripper declaring a "Code Red", sealing off his airforce base, and ordering a nuclear attack on Russia. When his assistant, RAF Group Captain Mandrake, advises moderation, Ripper replies that he intends to launch a pre-emptive strike to stop a Communist infiltration which is "sapping and impurifying all of our precious bodily fluids."

In Washington D.C., an emergency meeting is called to determine how to react to the crisis. Present are President Merkin Muffley, a man whose effete personality is adequately described by his name; General Buck Turgidson, whose least favorite color is red; Dr. Strangelove, an ex-Nazi scientist who is now head of the United States' weapons development program; Soviet Ambassador de Sadesky (Peter Bull); and the rest of the higher-uppers at the Pentagon.

Meanwhile, aboard the bomber "Leper Colony", we are introduced to the crew that will play a vital role in the events about to transpire. Led by Major "King" Kong, an old-fashioned, gung-ho cowboy type (complete with hat and Texas accent), these men are as loyal and anti-Communist as they come.

As a story chronicling the potential countdown to humanity's end in a nuclear fireball, Dr. Strangelove is tightly-plotted and well-paced. As a black comedy, wielding a wit sharper than honed steel, the film is unparalleled. Kubrick's picture has so many targets that it's difficult to know where to begin. Certainly, the "balance of power" nuclear deterrent policy gets the most obvious jabs (although ardent supporters may not see this -- Dr. Strangelove's attacks are subtle enough that it's possible for an unsophisticated viewer to miss the point). Parodying the "missile gap" at the heart of the arms race, we are given the "doomsday gap" and the "mine shaft gap."

Kubrick isn't especially kind to the military mentality, as personified by General Turgidson (elements of Scott's performance here foreshadow how he would approach the role of Patton in the 1970 movie that earned him an Oscar). Turgidson sees Soviet plots everywhere, flirts with a girlfriend in the midst of a national crisis, believes 10-20 million American casualties (tops!) are acceptable, and wishes the U.S. had some sort of doomsday machine to match the Russians' capabilities.

As the film races to its conclusion, situations become more bizarre, with a drunk Soviet Premier Kissoff whining over the phone to Muffley that the U.S. planes are flying too low and jamming his radar. Mandrake tries to put an emergency call through to the President, but the Pentagon won't accept the collect call, and he doesn't have exact change. And Dr. Strangelove, Hitler's best living ally, comes up with a plan to preserve the superior elements of humanity.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!" exclaims President Muffley when Turgidson and the Soviet Ambassador almost come to blows. This may be the best known line from Dr. Strangelove, but it isn't the only quotable one. The dialogue often drips irony, as when Turgidson dryly observes that Ripper's ability to cause a nuclear disaster is a case of "the human element" having "failed us here," but "it's not fair to condemn the whole program because of one slip up." Then there are the character names... In addition to Turgidson, Kong, Mandrake, Ripper, and Kissoff, there's also a Colonel Bat Guano and a General Faceman.

The genius of Dr. Strangelove is that it's possible to laugh -- and laugh hard -- while still recognizing the intelligence and insight behind the humor. The film is always saying something, and a viewer would have to be deaf and blind not to recognize the targets of the sarcasm. In fact, I'd worry about anyone who takes this movie too seriously. That, after all, isn't the kind of person Dr. Strangelove is aimed for; it's the kind this film takes aim at.

 

[Clitfucker]

Nevermind.

no.. please.. explain further.

I need more info!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nevermind ok. I am just going to continue to be my ever so nice self, cuz I don't want to piss anybody off.

 

[lavender]

Re: Nevermind.

 

[freakygirl]

Re: Nevermind.

Nevermind ok. I am just going to continue to be my ever so nice self, cuz I don't want to piss anybody off.

it's the net.. you can't piss me off..

so please.. enlighten me

 

[Clitfucker]

Re: Re: Nevermind.

it's the net.. you can't piss me off..

so please.. enlighten me

Oh all right. Problem Child needs to stop acting like a motherfucker in order to get on my good side.

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Re: Nevermind.

 

[Problem Child]

ERWIN ROMMEL

In any numbering of the great captains of history, the name Erwin Rommel must stand in the first rank. Rommel was the outstanding Axis field commander of the Second World War, and was respected, even admired, as well as feared by nearly all of his opponents. He was a man of great integrity, almost gruesome personal bravery, a legendary leader and a tactical genius. He was in all respects a soldierís soldier.

Rommel made his name known to all in the first world war by repeatedly leading against daunting odds, and often through horrifying terrain, his platoons, companies and, on occasion, even battalions. In a sense Rommel never looked back. He always saw warfare as a chaotic business where detailed planning was nearly useless and where the bold opportunistic attack, even if breathtakingly risky, was far preferable to the deliberate maneuver, no matter how elegant.

Rommel in all respects was a true warrior, an amazing leader, and truly thought of brilliant military exploits in battle. Erwin Rommel, other known as "Desert Fox," was born in Heidenheim, WÚrttemberg, on November 15, 1891. He was stable, stolid rather than emotional, very careful with money, though prudent. He was a loyal WÚrttemberger, but felt himself superior to anybody else in the kingdom. Above all he had common sense, a level head, and shrewdness.

Though Erwinís young life may seem interesting to hear about, his military career is far too fascinating to be overlooked. Erwin joined the 124th Infantry Regiment as an officer cadet in 1910, and two years later was commissioned as a 2d lieutenant. During World War I he served in France and on the Romanian and Italian fronts. After the war he was held regimental commands and was instructor at the Dresden Infantry School from 1929-1933, and the Potsdam War Academy from 1935-1938.

Rommel also wrote a textbook on tactic, Infanterie greift an, in 1937. In 1938, Colonel Rommel was appointed commandant of the War Academy at Weiner Neustadt. Shortly after that, he was placed in command of the battalion responsible for Adolf Hitlerís safety during the march into the Sudetenland and the entry into Prague. Promoted major general one the eve of World War II, he was again responsible for Hitlerís safety during the invasion of Poland. In 1940 he commanded the 7th Panzer Division in the advance into France.

In 1941, with the rank of lieutenant general, he was given command of the German troops in Libya. On June 21, 1942, he was made a field marshal, the youngest in the German Army, in recognition for his success in forcing the British back from Cyrenaica into Egypt as far as the Alamein. It was here where he attained the name "Desert Fox." The climax of his career came in the western desert of North Africa in 1941-42. With comparatively few German troops, he took over a crumbling Italian army and came within an ace of driving all the way to Cairo and the Suez Canal.

The name of Rommel looms so large over the African campaign and his successes were so spectacular that it is easy now to forget that he never commanded all the Axis troops there and that the forces from the British Empire he faced, ragged though they may often have been, were invariably larger, better equipped and better supplied than his own. Rommel took control of the desert. He knew that it would be his keen insight of how to fight in the desert that would be the deciding factor against the British.

Rommel studied the British very much and found out their weaknesses, just like he did other opponents. Among the many talents that Rommel employed in North Africa was his skill at photography, a peacetime hobby. Just hours after arriving in Libya he flew off in his Heinkel-111, with a camera, to "get to know the country" he was to defend. Rommel thus opened the African chapter of a wartime scrapbook that ranged in subject matter from aerial panoramas to destroyed British tanks. Over the months in the desert Rommel took thousands of photographs.

Besides being mementos of his campaigns, they were intended to illustrate a postwar book he planned- and was fated never to write. Despite his success in the desert, Rommel and his troops were unable to advance to capture Alexandria. In the months that followed, during which he commanded all Italo-German troops in North Africa, he was driven back into Cyrenaica and across Tripolitania into Tunisia, where he encountered fresh Allied forces. After the battle at Mædenine on March 5, 1943, he returned to Germany because of ill health.

In July he was given command of Army Group B in northern Italy, and in November he was ordered to report on the coastal defense in the west, from the Skagerrak to the Spanish frontier. He was made commander in chief of all German armies from the Netherlands to the Loire River in January 1944. Despite his great efforts, the Germans were unable to prevent the Allies from landing in Normandy in the following June. On July 17, while Rommel was motoring near Livarot, he was severely wounded by fire from Allied aircraft, and he returned to his home in Germany to recuperate.

Never a member of the Nazi party, he had become increasingly outspoken in his criticism of Hitlerís leadership. On October 14, 1944, he was visited by two German generals investigating the cases of officers suspected of complicity in the July 20 plot against Hiltlerís life. He was given, on orders from Hitler, the choice between taking poison and having his death reported as resulting from wounds, or facing trial by the Peopleís court. Rommel chose to poison himself, ending his life in the generalsí automobile near Ulm, Germany, on October 14, 1944. Hitler ordered national mourning, and Rommel was buried with full military honors.

Beyond dispute, Rommel was a master of maneuver on the battlefield and a leader of purest quality. Wherever he appeared he inspired. His speed of perception and decision, his energy of execution and his boldness of concept placed him among the great and his military exploits have left a footprint in history.

Rommel was more than a tactical commander of bravery and genius. He was reflective. He evolved from his own experience and observation soldierly lessons which he committed to paper and from which all learned and continue to learn. Wherever he went, as has been remarked, he taught: and he still teaches.

Rommel was not only a master practitioner he deduced theory from practice and the military art benefited from that. Of course Rommel, ultimately, was beaten and he lost. But, although what must matter in war is to win, that truism cannot provide the sole criterion for judgment of military talent.

War may be considered as a business, but its conduct is also an art. Ultimately Napolean was beaten as well as Montrose, and Lee. Few could deny their genius. With all his imperfections, as a leader of men in battle Erwin "Desert Fox" Rommel stands in their company.