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And if I use lube.
I could channel y=mx+b and use exfoliating face scrub.

See, it's science!

Now if you're gping to do this properly, you have to have a control, assess and manage your variables and do multiple experiments to ensure repeatability and then publish your results.

I would reluctantly - and only because this is for the furtherance of scientific knowledge - offer to be a test subject.

I look forward to reading about the results ...

Gal, A.G. "The Effect of Variable Friction Coefficients on the Completion Time of Manually-Stimulated Middle-Aged Males"

:D
 
Middle age... Pfft.
Its about time for a new thesis. Deal!

It's where the money is, hon.
No one sponsors research on young studs, I'm afraid.
Everyone knows the answer for them is 'about 12 seconds'. :p

Now if you could find an elastomer that stretched (see what I did there) it out to 12 minutes, that would probably get you a Nobel Prize!
 
It's where the money is, hon.
No one sponsors research on young studs, I'm afraid.
Everyone knows the answer for them is 'about 12 seconds'. :p

Now if you could find an elastomer that stretched (see what I did there) it out to 12 minutes, that would probably get you a Nobel Prize!

I was referring to you.
Middle age.... Pfft!

twelve minutes?!?! Who's got time for that? Not to mention the grip strength.
 
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