zydrate
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no, boys have penises, girls have vaginas
Blowjobs
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no, boys have penises, girls have vaginas
37_ttej
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Now that's just rude.
Bad form to sneeze when you're going down on a guy.
Poor dude's got yer snot all over his balls!
*yech*
aussiegeekygal
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But where's the banana?
I'll show you. I started a thread with cucumbers. Its the same diff.This search thread just made me throw up a little. Protip, don't Google blowjob fails unless you are prepared for some nasty, graphic shit!
Some have both.
zydrate
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aussiegeekygal
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Right? Poor form indeed. Snot is so hard to clean up, too!!
http://33.media.tumblr.com/646e793ca774fb83dbaa203773a62306/tumblr_mlckb2J1Pn1rrozmjo1_250.gif
37_ttej
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*lightbulb*
Now it all makes sense!
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS66zws4zRQzBd44ffPiuzUClr8n18yieHnMLZEwV4ZA1BtxFTS
aussiegeekygal
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Normally the PETA protestors are nekkid. I'm disappointed.
mickyp123
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Sex apeel personified
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DoRaMe
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Nah. I just keep mine shut. I started the thread. I just watched this episode and could relate (both with bananas and penii). I'm open about my bj aversion.
Just telling the truth. The eyes are what get me. I make the same eye rolls!!
I have a job for you.
Do, I get per diem? Benefits? Insurance? Travel?
aussiegeekygal
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Travel (and because I'm me) and hazard pay.
I'll also buy you shoes.
I'll also buy you shoes.
DoRaMe
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Me thinks that isn't snot. She blew cum out her nose. lol
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37_ttej
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37_ttej
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LOL, yes I know DoRaMe.
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Jett's wit is veeeeeery low
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DoRaMe
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LOL, yes I know DoRaMe.
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
Jett's wit is veeeeeery low
Ahhh...just with languages, I hear it and understand it but don't read sarcasm well.
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Sweet Aussie, have you sprayed your throat with benzocaine? Benadryl liquid or Chloroseptic spray will numb the throat and soothe the gag reflex.
Funny thread my friend.
aussiegeekygal
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I've tried it all. I was busted by my sisters trying to deepthroat a zuccinni once. It was then that I learnt that condoms are super stretchy and can be substituted for the spaghetti through your nose and mouth trick (a rare, but wonderful talent I keep in my bag of tricks for particularly dull parties).
Another time I mixed up the cans and air horned myself.
I wish I were lying.
<------ available for any type of training necessary to decrease the gag reflex...
That's such a kind offer. Are your pubes puke resistant?
lakesailer_mi
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So you don't like to give BJ's...
What's the big deal?
I'll bet most men would still give their left nut to get into bed with you.
How about hand jobs??? You OK with those?
What's the big deal?
I'll bet most men would still give their left nut to get into bed with you.
How about hand jobs??? You OK with those?
neakman
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they are wash, rinse, and repeat.
however I AM available for other alternative activities as needed.
aussiegeekygal
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So you don't like to give BJ's...
What's the big deal?
I'll bet most men would still give their left nut to get into bed with you.
How about hand jobs??? You OK with those?
Hand jobs are fine. You just gotta sit on it for a while until your hand goes numb, right? That way I can't tell I'm doing it
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lakesailer_mi
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Hand jobs are fine. You just gotta sit on it for a while until your hand goes numb, right? That way I can't tell I'm doing it
:caning::caning::caning:
You're so bad...
