aussiegeekygal
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:caning::caning::caning:
You're so bad...
I could go to the next level... Shave my arm, throw on some nail polish and your mother's watch. That'll fool ya.
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I could go to the next level... Shave my arm, throw on some nail polish and your mother's watch. That'll fool ya.
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aussiegeekygal
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That would not improve things....
Does your mother not have good taste in timepieces?
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No...but how hairy are your arms that you have to shave them.....
aussiegeekygal
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If my moustache in the original picture is anything to go in, the my arms would extrapolate out to this...?!?!
http://www.weirdlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/hairy-man2.jpg
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Oh bless your furry lil heart!
aussiegeekygal
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Oh bless your furry lil heart!
Its awesome. I don't even need a costume to attend conventions
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LMAO ...
37_ttej
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Agnes just said you remind her of herself when she was younger.
Thanks to you and your hairy hand jobs I'm now looking up therapists in my local area.
aussiegeekygal
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Agnes just said you remind her of herself when she was younger.
Thanks to you and your hairy hand jobs I'm now looking up therapists in my local area.
Aww, I'm flattered. Anges is my idea of the perfect woman.
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"Agnes! You give that laptop back right now!"
"No the nice young woman doesn't want a picture to prove it!"
Oh, bloody hell.
http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/54/8b/5f/548b5f3890cdea8c78655d296d995f1a.jpg&imgrefurl=https://www.pinterest.com/nfoulston/women-and-the-aging-process/&h=981&w=736&tbnid=8fa77ECFDxoEhM:&docid=nnKavCT7atFL5M&hl=en-AU&ei=70wbVpOpDMGsmAXopr7wAw&tbm=isch&client=ms-android-samsung&ved=0CCEQMygGMAZqFQoTCNPcs5WhvMgCFUEWpgodaJMPPg
aussiegeekygal
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Wow, Agnes. Those are some pretty PJs.
Wanna see mine?
https://40.media.tumblr.com/316665594168b36ea053ffc7dae4ff9d/tumblr_newhmmlQxm1qgxdbdo1_500.jpg
Wanna see mine?
https://40.media.tumblr.com/316665594168b36ea053ffc7dae4ff9d/tumblr_newhmmlQxm1qgxdbdo1_500.jpg
VIPER2121
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I some how think they would look better on you
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aussiegeekygal
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Oh, I see the confusion. I shaved my arms to give Lakesailer a handie.
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That's not the way you look when im having semi inappropriate thoughts about you..(they are classy though -no 70s bass lines in the background)
aussiegeekygal
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I'm all about the bass, especially the corny 70's stuff.
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aussiegeekygal
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And if I use lube.
I could channel y=mx+b and use exfoliating face scrub.
aussiegeekygal
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This is going to make Facebook so much more interesting!
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma919aushD1rq3b5ko1_500.jpg
http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma919aushD1rq3b5ko1_500.jpg
37_ttej
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See, it's science!
Now if you're gping to do this properly, you have to have a control, assess and manage your variables and do multiple experiments to ensure repeatability and then publish your results.
I would reluctantly - and only because this is for the furtherance of scientific knowledge - offer to be a test subject.
I look forward to reading about the results ...
Gal, A.G. "The Effect of Variable Friction Coefficients on the Completion Time of Manually-Stimulated Middle-Aged Males"
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https://38.media.tumblr.com/4839c218adb3765efd6d87c6edca7012/tumblr_nw4wl9fPWg1s7zurfo1_250.gif
A handjob army, warming up...
A handjob army, warming up...
aussiegeekygal
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Gal, A.G. "The Effect of Variable Friction Coefficients on the Completion Time of Manually-Stimulated Middle-Aged Males"
Middle age... Pfft.
Its about time for a new thesis. Deal!
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It's where the money is, hon.
No one sponsors research on young studs, I'm afraid.
Everyone knows the answer for them is 'about 12 seconds'.
Now if you could find an elastomer that stretched (see what I did there) it out to 12 minutes, that would probably get you a Nobel Prize!
aussiegeekygal
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It's where the money is, hon.
No one sponsors research on young studs, I'm afraid.
Everyone knows the answer for them is 'about 12 seconds'.
Now if you could find an elastomer that stretched (see what I did there) it out to 12 minutes, that would probably get you a Nobel Prize!
I was referring to you.
Middle age.... Pfft!
twelve minutes?!?! Who's got time for that? Not to mention the grip strength.
