Best And Worst Pick Up Line...

[NippleMuncher]

At a university geology confence, on free beer night, I had a guy come up to my and say, "I bet I'm smarter than you."

What did you win?

 

[Boundlife]

What did you win?

since it was free beer, not being puked on

 

[Aurantica]

since it was free beer, not being puked on

He was probably making good use of said free beer, to make such a nasty comment to you.

 

[Boundlife]

He was probably making good use of said free beer, to make such a nasty comment to you.

He was slurring badly, I think he was trying to dazzle me with his intelligence. He seemed embarassed later(when sober)

 

[kikmosa]

Had a guy come up to me in a store once and say 'Me and your breasts have been talking and they want to come home with me.'

I mean, get real.

 

[NippleMuncher]

Had a guy come up to me in a store once and say 'Me and your breasts have been talking and they want to come home with me.'

I mean, get real.

What?!?! What'd I say?

 

[mynameisben]

Worst: Hey, babe. On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

 

[kikmosa]

What?!?! What'd I say?

Lol, NM

 

[NippleMuncher]

Lol, NM

You can't blame me for a conversation YOUR breasts started!

 

[Que]

Ive got a pair heels exactly like those.

 

[sexyRN1985]

Worst i've ever gotten...when he heard what drink I ordered (double Bombay sapphire with a splash of tonic) "if you can handle that drink you can certainly handle my cock"

 

[MrsMellowCake]

Never had one used on me, but to my eternal shame, at a gig once I asked a particularly hot roadie who seemed to be struggling with a drum kit " can I give you a hand? Your nuts look a bit tight." *groans at the very thought!*

 

[Aurantica]

Once at the pool a nice young man tried to talk to me about being a redhead. The thing is, I'm blonde. Colour vision for the win!

 

[bradley5620]

I have used this one for years, almost never works, but i usually get a smile, lol.
"That dress looks stunning on you darlin, i have a vision of it lying on the floor next to my bed."

 

[Mikethick57]

Not necessarily a line but a technique I owe to the television show “News Radio”. Phil Hartman’s character gives his boss a surefire method to close the deal. “Whisper the filthiest thing you can think of in her ear, if she doesn’t slap you and walk away, she’s interested!”