Jakevillines
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When I was younger I wanted to be an actress!
Two or three times.
Have you ever played strip HORSE?
Like with basketball? Nah. I didn’t want to see my friend’s other balls.
Nerd or jock?
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When I was younger I wanted to be an actress!
Two or three times.
Have you ever played strip HORSE?
When I was younger I wanted to be an actress!
Two or three times.
Have you ever played strip HORSE?
Like with basketball? Nah. I didn’t want to see my friend’s other balls.
Nerd or jock?
Never played strip Horse, but if it is the shooting hoops version I would give it shot.
When was the last time you made someone cry?
Most definitely nerd!
Today when I got onto my children.
When was the last time you cried?
A week ago Friday. I am a nurse and it was a memorial service for a resident who recently died
Do you believe in the afterlife?
Yes. I'm a minister; I wouldn't have a job if I didn't.
When was the last time you used your local library?
A year ago? Maybe more.
What was the last book you read?
Yes. I'm a minister; I wouldn't have a job if I didn't.
When was the last time you used your local library?
North American Lake Monsters.
When was the last time you masturbated?
A little over 2 months ago. I have an overdue book I still haven't read yet.
When was the last time you performed a sincere act of kindness? (Not the "I didn't hurt them today" thought put into actoons.)
Yesterday
Two days ago. Does letting someone know they dropped fifty dollars count?
When was the last time you went to the movies?
About 5:50pm Sunday.
Do you know how to rollerskate?
I used to but it's been so long I might be scared at first.
Do you know how to ice skate?
Theoretically, yes. In practice... well, there's a reason I never got to the NHL.
What's your favorite part of your current (or most recent) partner's body?
Her ass, especially in a tight skirt
What's the weirdest place you have had sex?
My parents shed
Have you ever had sex outside?
Yes, in the ocean, DelRay Beach Florida where people on the beach could see.
Have you ever had a one night stand? More than one?
My parents shed
Have you ever had sex outside?
Close, but no.
Have you ever had a threesome?
Close, but no.
Have you ever had a threesome?
ShyDaniGrl,
Your box.is full. Please empty it and let me in!
Have you ever climbed a tree, or went up on a roof and couldn’t get down?
Yes. We used to have an oak tree in our backyard that I would climb all the time when I was a kid. We had a small ladder that I needed to reach the lowest branch. My older brother thought it was hilarious to steal the ladder when I was up there. I probably could have jumped down without serious injury, but I was little and it was just easier to scream my head off until my parents came and we both got in trouble (him for stealing the ladder, me for being in the tree in the first place).
How often do you sleep somewhere other than your own bed?
Hardly ever, sadly.
Have you ever reconnected with an old crush?
No.
How much older/younger could your Lover be?
Biggest difference was 12 years. He's older. But it depends on the person. Age is an attitude.
You're going out to dinner. What cuisine do you choose?