Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

[Paul_Chance]

By myself?
Yes. I listen to a happy song and put on some lipstick.

What constitutes a rough day, lately?

We're in a big transition/re-organization at work, so the meeting volume has been extremely high, leaving me exhausted at the end of the day.

Too little sleep, high temperatures, and forgetting that I'm a pretty lucky fuck.

What is the best time of year for you?

I'm partial to Fall myself.

What is your favorite story to tell yourself?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

We're in a big transition/re-organization at work, so the meeting volume has been extremely high, leaving me exhausted at the end of the day.

I'm partial to Fall myself.

What is your favorite story to tell yourself?

On the day we met... (on the birthdays of each of my sons)

how overstuffed is your closet?

 

[Cymru6969]

On the day we met... (on the birthdays of each of my sons)

how overstuffed is your closet?

MY closet gets culled of unwanteds on a regular basis. Hers? Not so much so.

Have you ever discarded belongings of your spouse/housemate/live-in without their consent?

 

[AbsintheFather]

MY closet gets culled of unwanteds on a regular basis. Hers? Not so much so.

Have you ever discarded belongings of your spouse/housemate/live-in without their consent?

Once. Some used plastic plant pots that had been sitting in the garage for ages. I will never make a similar mistake again


Does your spouse/housemate/live-in tend to over- react?

 

[Cymru6969]

Once. Some used plastic plant pots that had been sitting in the garage for ages. I will never make a similar mistake again


Does your spouse/housemate/live-in tend to over- react?

She’s a woman

What can’t the T-Rex play trombone?

 

[bobb_sledd]

She’s a woman

What can’t the T-Rex play trombone?

Because they're all dead.

What color is your front door?

 

[Jada59]

Because they're all dead.

What color is your front door?

White.

What color is yours?

 

[bobb_sledd]

White.

What color is yours?

Dark brown

When was the last time you left the house with no undies on?

 

[PNWKitten]

Dark brown

When was the last time you left the house with no undies on?

3 days ago

How often do you change your sheets?

 

[alwaysaway]

3 days ago

How often do you change your sheets?

Once a week.

Do you sleep with a top sheet?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Once a week.

Do you sleep with a top sheet?

I don't. That is now in place of my fitted sheet.


Do you know how to fold a fitted sheet?

 

[kurrginatorX]

I don't. That is now in place of my fitted sheet.


Do you know how to fold a fitted sheet?

Yes.

If you strongly suspected someone of stealing from you but you could not prove it, would you buy him or her a birthday present?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Yes.

If you strongly suspected someone of stealing from you but you could not prove it, would you buy him or her a birthday present?

Wow! How do you come up with these questions? Did it happen to you? If he or she was a good friend, yes . And, of course, there's the whole theft issue but you didn't ask about that. Really though at this stage I rarely give gifts, just cards.

Is your best friend, male or female? And do you have a best friend or just close friends?

 

[Gamine67]

Wow! How do you come up with these questions? Did it happen to you? If he or she was a good friend, yes . And, of course, there's the whole theft issue but you didn't ask about that. Really though at this stage I rarely give gifts, just cards.

Is your best friend, male or female? And do you have a best friend or just close friends?

Female; a confidant and coconspirator. Where she starts and I end are seemingly blurred, we’re a package deal.

Do you work with your hands to make things? (Clothing, tables, art...)

 

[kurrginatorX]

Female; a confidant and coconspirator. Where she starts and I end are seemingly blurred, we’re a package deal.

Do you work with your hands to make things? (Clothing, tables, art...)

I am a writer, and not just what you see here on Lit but legitimate, secular writing, so yes, I do use my hands to create.

What would be your reaction if someone cut off his or her ear in a gesture of pure love to you?

 

[Cymru6969]

I am a writer, and not just what you see here on Lit but legitimate, secular writing, so yes, I do use my hands to create.

What would be your reaction if someone cut off his or her ear in a gesture of pure love to you?

Call 911

Ever intentionally eaten an insect?

 

[sally_sparrow]

Call 911

Ever intentionally eaten an insect?

Never, not even once. What is the most expensive thing you have ever broken?

 

[Cymru6969]

Never, not even once. What is the most expensive thing you have ever broken?

A Lexus engine

Do you search with anything online aside from Google?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A Lexus engine

Do you search with anything online aside from Google?

Bing pops up at work for some reason.

How tight is too tight?

 

[Trouble_maker]

Bing pops up at work for some reason.

How tight is too tight?

When your pants are tighter than your girlfriends.

What is your favorite color to wear?

 

[sally_sparrow]

When your pants are tighter than your girlfriends.

What is your favorite color to wear?

Dark red/cranberry.
What is the most unprofessional thing you've seen someone do?

 

[Trouble_maker]

Dark red/cranberry.
What is the most unprofessional thing you've seen someone do?

Take a bribe.

What would you love to do when you retire?

 

[Saucy_Minx_2_Flirt_With]

Take a bribe.

What would you love to do when you retire?

Travel

Where would you reside once you retire?

 

[TheWhiteBull]

Travel

Where would you reside once you retire?

Currently the wife is set on New Mexico, but that would probably only be for half of the time with the other half in an RV.

If you could start your own business today what would you start?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Travel

Where would you reside once you retire?

Jamaica.

Assuming one could actually do so, would you make a deal with the devil to make all your dreams come true?