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Have you ever received oral so fantastic you thought, If I could bottle this and mass-produce it I'd be a millionaire?

Nope, I've always thought a sex toy could never compare to the real thing

If you had unlimited time and money to take up a new hobby, what would it be?
 
Nope, I've always thought a sex toy could never compare to the real thing

If you had unlimited time and money to take up a new hobby, what would it be?

Space flight ... no question

Did you see the moon landing live? Happy we're going back?
 
Space flight ... no question

Did you see the moon landing live? Happy we're going back?

I am far too young to have seen the moon landing live. And I don't think we're actually going back anytime soon. I think about Kennedy's "we choose to go to the moon speech a lot". The US now seems to be a scared, unambitious, inward looking country. I wish we still had the balls to say let's do something big. We'll figure out how.

What worldwide event of your lifetime sticks out in your mind the most?
 
I am far too young to have seen the moon landing live. And I don't think we're actually going back anytime soon. I think about Kennedy's "we choose to go to the moon speech a lot". The US now seems to be a scared, unambitious, inward looking country. I wish we still had the balls to say let's do something big. We'll figure out how.

What worldwide event of your lifetime sticks out in your mind the most?

How could I forget the Fortnight epic battle yesterday between the monster and the mec. That’s all I heard about yesterday morning - I’ll never forget.

How often to you wash your curtains?
 
How could I forget the Fortnight epic battle yesterday between the monster and the mec. That’s all I heard about yesterday morning - I’ll never forget.

How often to you wash your curtains?

Uh, I'm really apprehensive about how often they should be washed now.

What shelf do you keep the peanut butter on?
 
How could I forget the Fortnight epic battle yesterday between the monster and the mec. That’s all I heard about yesterday morning - I’ll never forget.

How often to you wash your curtains?

About once a year (how often are you supposed to?)

How often do you wash your sheets?
 
Uh, I'm really apprehensive about how often they should be washed now.

What shelf do you keep the peanut butter on?

Right cupboard next to the oven, second shelf.

Usually weekly. Need to change them today

How often do you watch porn?

If Tumblr is considered porn, then I browse almost daily.

You have ten seconds to make a scene in iHop - what do you do?
 
Right cupboard next to the oven, second shelf.



If Tumblr is considered porn, then I browse almost daily.

You have ten seconds to make a scene in iHop - what do you do?

Whip it out seems like the obvious answer, but is iHop and that might not be all that crazy. So likely stand on the table and sing show tunes.

Where's your favourite vacation spot?
 
Whip it out seems like the obvious answer, but is iHop and that might not be all that crazy. So likely stand on the table and sing show tunes.

Where's your favourite vacation spot?

Somewhere with a mountain, covered in snow, and a lift to the top of it.

Do you have a trip planned, and where to?
 
Somewhere with a mountain, covered in snow, and a lift to the top of it.

Do you have a trip planned, and where to?

September - the "where is still up in the air"
I'll probably need to go up in the air to get there

What is your favorite thing to wear if you indulge in a nap?
 
Nope, I've always thought a sex toy could never compare to the real thing

You apparently do not understand the concept of bottling what the person does and selling that essence so others could perform like him or her; it has nothging to do with toys.

Nothing on

What time is bedtime?

Honestly, whenever it calls. Sometimes 6:30 p.m., sometimes 4 a.m.

Does your SO know everything about you, or do you still harbor some secrets?
 
You apparently do not understand the concept of bottling what the person does and selling that essence so others could perform like him or her; it has nothging to do with toys.



Honestly, whenever it calls. Sometimes 6:30 p.m., sometimes 4 a.m.

Does your SO know everything about you, or do you still harbor some secrets?

There are secrets.

Does your Lit crush know you crush on them?
 
Well, it's likely. Pretty sure once you drop the panties, the cat is somewhat out of the bag.

What was the last naughty secret you told anyone?
 
Well, it's likely. Pretty sure once you drop the panties, the cat is somewhat out of the bag.

What was the last naughty secret you told anyone?

That I hooked up with my neighbor

Do you kiss and tell or keep things close to the vest?
 
I'm crap at keeping secrets - and that's no secret either, to anyone within kissing distance.

When was your best kiss ever?
 
My first one. Summer camp. Her name was Candy.

Have you ever had a sexual regret?
 
Had sex once with a guy to get to his friend. Worked out for everyone in the end, but probably was a little on the wicked side.

What do you expect to be your biggest regret on the last day of your life?
 
Had sex once with a guy to get to his friend. Worked out for everyone in the end, but probably was a little on the wicked side.

What do you expect to be your biggest regret on the last day of your life?

Not being alive the next day?

Best sex you've had: committed relationship or outside of a relationship?
 
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