kurrginatorX
Literotica Guru
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I usually don't go back through any threads
Do you usually touch yourself when browsing these forums?
No
Have you ever read a story here on Lit and stopped midway through to masturbate?
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I usually don't go back through any threads
Do you usually touch yourself when browsing these forums?
Yes
Have you ever masturbated with your lover’s panties?
Yes
HYE masturbated next to your SO while s/he slept?
Yes
Which of your sexual skills are you particularly proud of?
Oral
Have you ever received oral so fantastic you thought, If I could bottle this and mass-produce it I'd be a millionaire?
Nope, I've always thought a sex toy could never compare to the real thing
If you had unlimited time and money to take up a new hobby, what would it be?
Space flight ... no question
Did you see the moon landing live? Happy we're going back?
I am far too young to have seen the moon landing live. And I don't think we're actually going back anytime soon. I think about Kennedy's "we choose to go to the moon speech a lot". The US now seems to be a scared, unambitious, inward looking country. I wish we still had the balls to say let's do something big. We'll figure out how.
What worldwide event of your lifetime sticks out in your mind the most?
How could I forget the Fortnight epic battle yesterday between the monster and the mec. That’s all I heard about yesterday morning - I’ll never forget.
How often to you wash your curtains?
How could I forget the Fortnight epic battle yesterday between the monster and the mec. That’s all I heard about yesterday morning - I’ll never forget.
How often to you wash your curtains?
About once a year (how often are you supposed to?)
How often do you wash your sheets?
Uh, I'm really apprehensive about how often they should be washed now.
What shelf do you keep the peanut butter on?
Usually weekly. Need to change them today
How often do you watch porn?
Right cupboard next to the oven, second shelf.
If Tumblr is considered porn, then I browse almost daily.
You have ten seconds to make a scene in iHop - what do you do?
Whip it out seems like the obvious answer, but is iHop and that might not be all that crazy. So likely stand on the table and sing show tunes.
Where's your favourite vacation spot?
Somewhere with a mountain, covered in snow, and a lift to the top of it.
Do you have a trip planned, and where to?
Nope, I've always thought a sex toy could never compare to the real thing
Nothing on
What time is bedtime?
You apparently do not understand the concept of bottling what the person does and selling that essence so others could perform like him or her; it has nothging to do with toys.
Honestly, whenever it calls. Sometimes 6:30 p.m., sometimes 4 a.m.
Does your SO know everything about you, or do you still harbor some secrets?
Well, it's likely. Pretty sure once you drop the panties, the cat is somewhat out of the bag.
What was the last naughty secret you told anyone?
Had sex once with a guy to get to his friend. Worked out for everyone in the end, but probably was a little on the wicked side.
What do you expect to be your biggest regret on the last day of your life?