Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

[catherinewheel77]

Every week. In the ideal world, every other day would be magical.

How did you get that scar?

C-section.

Ever been to the Outer Banks?

 

[Cymru6969]

C-section.

Ever been to the Outer Banks?

Oh yeah. It’s a golfing destination. Off season only.

Can you change a flat tire of a car or bike?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Oh yeah. It’s a golfing destination. Off season only.

Can you change a flat tire of a car or bike?

Both. Changed a flat yesterday on my bike.

What statistic puts you in a good mood?

 

[Ginmill72]

Both. Changed a flat yesterday on my bike.

What statistic puts you in a good mood?

Good mile splits.


What's a goal you're working on?

 

[Cymru6969]

Good mile splits.


What's a goal you're working on?

Apropos to the last few posts, I am running more often these days. While I am much slower than my 20-something body, I would like to progress to a 10 mile,
half-marathon possibility in the next year.

Do you make or purchase pasta sauce?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Apropos to the last few posts, I am running more often these days. While I am much slower than my 20-something body, I would like to progress to a 10 mile,
half-marathon possibility in the next year.

Do you make or purchase pasta sauce?

Both, but I make it more than I buy.

How many push-ups can you do right now?

 

[Cymru6969]

Both, but I make it more than I buy.

How many push-ups can you do right now?

Real plank push-ups non-stop? I could bang out 20, but I’m admittedly in poor shape.

Are you an expert on something?

 

[catherinewheel77]

Real plank push-ups non-stop? I could bang out 20, but I’m admittedly in poor shape.

Are you an expert on something?

Oh yes, I believe so.

Are you proficient in cunnilingus?

 

[Ginmill72]

Oh yes, I believe so.

Are you proficient in cunnilingus?

I've always put great care and effort into it. No.complaints yet.

Is good oral worth bad sex?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I've always put great care and effort into it. No.complaints yet.

Is good oral worth bad sex?

Hmmm... I’m going with no. Only because I’m greedy.

Have you ever commissioned an artist for a drawing/painting?

 

[HBergeron]

Hmmm... I’m going with no. Only because I’m greedy.

Have you ever commissioned an artist for a drawing/painting?

No, but I've requested boob pics.

Were you ever on TV? If yes, in what?

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

No, but I've requested boob pics.

Were you ever on TV? If yes, in what?

Yes, a not very flattering news piece as a part of the audience.

 

[bobb_sledd]

Yes, a not very flattering news piece as a part of the audience.

The answer to the unasked question is yes!

You get to direct a live sex show, how would the scene go?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

The answer to the unasked question is yes!

You get to direct a live sex show, how would the scene go?

Rope, magic wand, wartenberg wheel and a drum stick.
He’s filthy, she doesn’t listen and there will me marks and tears at the end.

What is the name of this current chapter in your life?

 

[PapaRomantic]

Rope, magic wand, wartenberg wheel and a drum stick.
He’s filthy, she doesn’t listen and there will me marks and tears at the end.

What is the name of this current chapter in your life?

"How Did I Get This Old So Quickly?"


Favorite food OR favorite sex position?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

"How Did I Get This Old So Quickly?"


Favorite food OR favorite sex position?

Neither my wife or I have the energy we used to, so these days spooning works well for both of us. And as long as we're spooning things, a big bowl of good, thick chili always hits the spot.

What's the most over-rated sex act?

 

[HBergeron]

Neither my wife or I have the energy we used to, so these days spooning works well for both of us. And as long as we're spooning things, a big bowl of good, thick chili always hits the spot.

What's the most over-rated sex act?

Hannies. They're okay enough, but I want them to get more than just their hands dirty (or sticky)


Good question - asking it again.

 

[XBeautifulSoulX]

Hannies. They're okay enough, but I want them to get more than just their hands dirty (or sticky)


Good question - asking it again.

Sex itself has been largely overrated to me. I enjoy it enough but without kink and a connection it's pretty meh.

What's the highest sexual pleasure for you?

 

[SuzyWho]

Hannies. They're okay enough, but I want them to get more than just their hands dirty (or sticky)


Good question - asking it again.

DP....awkward to do, a bit uncomfortable, guys are never hard enough, only one of them seems to be able to move....

Heels on or heels off?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

DP....awkward to do, a bit uncomfortable, guys are never hard enough, only one of them seems to be able to move....

Heels on or heels off?

Gentleman’s choice.

Last thing you googled that was so outrageous it’s almost embarrassing to admit to?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Gentleman’s choice.

Last thing you googled that was so outrageous it’s almost embarrassing to admit to?

I did an image search for "Japanese tentacle porn." My wife said she wanted a flerken from one of those Marvel movies and tried describing it to me. All I could think of was Japanese tentacle porn, so I showed her some. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

What's the best breakfast?

 

[beachbaby179]

I did an image search for "Japanese tentacle porn." My wife said she wanted a flerken from one of those Marvel movies and tried describing it to me. All I could think of was Japanese tentacle porn, so I showed her some. I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.

What's the best breakfast?

It varies. So I'll cheat and say 'breakfast buffet'.

Do you exercise daily?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It varies. So I'll cheat and say 'breakfast buffet'.

Do you exercise daily?

More like annually.

If you were a Jeopardy contestant, what category would you want to see up on the board?

 

[BongoGal]

If you were a Jeopardy contestant, what category would you want to see up on the board?

The Beatles.

What is the sexiest scene you've read in a book?

 

[Cymru6969]

The Beatles.

What is the sexiest scene you've read in a book?

Adam & Eve, Book of Genesis, Old Testament
The first couple to do the nasty. Naked. In a garden.
Fuck yeah!

Are you having a Seder this evening or attending Easter services this Sunday?