Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

If I was going on somebody else's dime, I'd go back. If I was paying my own way, there are other places I'd rather spend my money first.

What's your favorite part of the body on whichever gender(s) you're attracted to?

Favorite part is the eyes. They tell a lot.

Would you rather browse through a bookstore or a music/video store?
 
Favorite part is the eyes. They tell a lot.

Would you rather browse through a bookstore or a music/video store?

I'm in bookstores much more often, but good music stores are getting so much harder to find these days. They're increasingly rare gems, so I'll go with that.

What's the best job you ever had?
 
I'm in bookstores much more often, but good music stores are getting so much harder to find these days. They're increasingly rare gems, so I'll go with that.

What's the best job you ever had?

the job I have now. I'm super good at it.

What was your first job and why did you leave it?
 
I'm in bookstores much more often, but good music stores are getting so much harder to find these days. They're increasingly rare gems, so I'll go with that.

What's the best job you ever had?

Lifeguard, I’m stunning in red and they gave me a free silver whistle on a lanyard.


Have you ever had to drive anything exotic at work?
 
Same answer: Lifeguard :) I got a better deal.

Have you ever had to drive something exotic at/for work?

I drove a golf cart for a while.. not sure that answers the right question.

How many contracts have you signed?
Did you REALLY read the small print?
 
I drove a golf cart for a while.. not sure that answers the right question.

How many contracts have you signed?
Did you REALLY read the small print?

Literally hundreds. I used to work in a law office, and most of the time I wrote the small print (or at least, copied and pasted it).

Who could you always count on to give you the best birthday presents?
 
Literally hundreds. I used to work in a law office, and most of the time I wrote the small print (or at least, copied and pasted it).

Who could you always count on to give you the best birthday presents?

My grandma. She always bought nummies.

If you couldn't have birthday cake, what dessert would you choose to celebrate with?
 
My grandma. She always bought nummies.

If you couldn't have birthday cake, what dessert would you choose to celebrate with?

Pie > Cake anyway. Especially rhubarb pie.

Have you ever answered a question on here without having a follow-up question ready to go?
 
Pie > Cake anyway. Especially rhubarb pie.

Have you ever answered a question on here without having a follow-up question ready to go?

Sometimes. Then when I’m pondering, it’s three mins and two posts past later.

Tell me about your worst encounter with a duck.
 
Sometimes. Then when I’m pondering, it’s three mins and two posts past later.

Tell me about your worst encounter with a duck.

As a child, my Pet Duck Tippy ate from our oleander and died,
The End

Tell me the scariest time when you were in direct danger from an animal.
 
As a child, my Pet Duck Tippy ate from our oleander and died,
The End

Tell me the scariest time when you were in direct danger from an animal.

I have encountered bears on trails in the Grand Tetons and the High Sierras. Thank goodness they were black bears and no cubs were in sight.

When did you last climb a ladder?
 
As a child, my Pet Duck Tippy ate from our oleander and died,
The End

Tell me the scariest time when you were in direct danger from an animal.

Played tag with the peacocks and gunnies too many times. They chased my ass down and pecked the shit out of me. Little feathered fuckers are vicious.

How many days before the uneaten left overs get tossed from the frig?
 
Played tag with the peacocks and gunnies too many times. They chased my ass down and pecked the shit out of me. Little feathered fuckers are vicious.

How many days before the uneaten left overs get tossed from the frig?

The same day

Did the peacocks take fancy or were they peahens?
 
Played tag with the peacocks and gunnies too many times. They chased my ass down and pecked the shit out of me. Little feathered fuckers are vicious.

How many days before the uneaten left overs get tossed from the frig?

When they can no longer pass the smell or obvious bacteria test. I’m loath to throwaway food so I try not to let it happen.

Have you ever been the victim of a crime?
 
When they can no longer pass the smell or obvious bacteria test. I’m loath to throwaway food so I try not to let it happen.

Have you ever been the victim of a crime?

multiple crimes. violent and non-violent.

Do you suffer fools?
 
I do, particularly when it is me being foolish.

Do you like to give people a second chance?

Yes. It's karma, I believe I will need a second (or third) chance at some time.

Would you describe your neighborhood as safe, sort of safe, or dangerous?
 
Yes. It's karma, I believe I will need a second (or third) chance at some time.

Would you describe your neighborhood as safe, sort of safe, or dangerous?

It's mostly safe. Occasionally some teenagers will get bored and try to break into a car or something, but that's about it.

What are you looking forward to this summer? (or this winter, I suppose, if you're in the Southern hemisphere)?
 
Yes. It's karma, I believe I will need a second (or third) chance at some time.

Would you describe your neighborhood as safe, sort of safe, or dangerous?

safe as can be, Im in Georgia. We have plenty of guns. Everyone knows it would be foolish to try criminal behavior.

Would you like to look like a super hot celebrity for one year (only a year) and then go back to the normal way you look after the year?
 
It's mostly safe. Occasionally some teenagers will get bored and try to break into a car or something, but that's about it.

What are you looking forward to this summer? (or this winter, I suppose, if you're in the Southern hemisphere)?

Hmmm same thing I look forward to every change of seasons the weather and different smells in the air.
safe as can be, Im in Georgia. We have plenty of guns. Everyone knows it would be foolish to try criminal behavior.

Would you like to look like a super hot celebrity for one year (only a year) and then go back to the normal way you look after the year?
Nope I'm happy just the way I am fat ass and all :D

Would you like to spend a year actually being a famous celebrity and living their life for them while they lived yours?
 
Hmmm same thing I look forward to every change of seasons the weather and different smells in the air.

Nope I'm happy just the way I am fat ass and all :D

Would you like to spend a year actually being a famous celebrity and living their life for them while they lived yours?

Maybe just for the year, but I'm pretty sure I'd be done with all that after then.

Do you feel like you've had your 15 minutes of fame, as Andy Warhol claims everyone gets?
 
Maybe just for the year, but I'm pretty sure I'd be done with all that after then.

Do you feel like you've had your 15 minutes of fame, as Andy Warhol claims everyone gets?

If I have, I must have blinked and missed it.

What's your favorite song that was released before you were born?
 
If I have, I must have blinked and missed it.

What's your favorite song that was released before you were born?

Chopin Berceuse Op. 57
For a number of lovely reasons

What is your favorite hat - even if it is not one you own?
 
Chopin Berceuse Op. 57
For a number of lovely reasons

What is your favorite hat - even if it is not one you own?

Not so much a hat but I do have a obsession with head bands right now. A cute little white one that covers the majority of my exposed scalp :D

Favourite foot wear?
 
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