Ask Me A Question v. 1.9.19

Do you remember everyone you’ve ever been intimate with?

No. I really, REALLY wish I had kept a diary.

Have you ever been snowboarding?

Never. I hate the sensation of sliding/slipping.

Are you friends with any couples with whom you've had sex with one of the two years in the past without the other half knowing about this? (What a crappy sentence!)
 
No. I really, REALLY wish I had kept a diary.



Never. I hate the sensation of sliding/slipping.

Are you friends with any couples with whom you've had sex with one of the two years in the past without the other half knowing about this? (What a crappy sentence!)

I haven't been in that situation, but my wife was. We'd been friends with another couple for a few years when she casually drops that she slept with the husband way back in college (way before any of us were married). I can't say I was surprised, since I knew they'd both been in the same co-ed fraternity together and everybody basically fucked everybody at some point. But I was a little taken aback that she hadn't thought to mention it sooner.

What do you consider to be the most attractive part of your body?
 
I haven't been in that situation, but my wife was. We'd been friends with another couple for a few years when she casually drops that she slept with the husband way back in college (way before any of us were married). I can't say I was surprised, since I knew they'd both been in the same co-ed fraternity together and everybody basically fucked everybody at some point. But I was a little taken aback that she hadn't thought to mention it sooner.

What do you consider to be the most attractive part of your body?


My eyes.

What's the most exciting thing you've done on a dare?
 
I haven't been in that situation, but my wife was. We'd been friends with another couple for a few years when she casually drops that she slept with the husband way back in college (way before any of us were married). I can't say I was surprised, since I knew they'd both been in the same co-ed fraternity together and everybody basically fucked everybody at some point. But I was a little taken aback that she hadn't thought to mention it sooner.

What do you consider to be the most attractive part of your body?

Survey says.... no clue. I’ll ask around and get back to you.

What your go to detox for what ever miss haps you’ve gotten yourself into?
 
What's the most exciting thing you've done on a dare?

It wasn't so much a dare as it was paying up for a loss of a bet, but while on vacation in a distant state, my then-bf had me walk through a mall in semi-see-thru t-shirt...no bra. This was not my normal way of doing things at all.

What seemingly popular sex act holds no interest for you?
 
It wasn't so much a dare as it was paying up for a loss of a bet, but while on vacation in a distant state, my then-bf had me walk through a mall in semi-see-thru t-shirt...no bra. This was not my normal way of doing things at all.

What seemingly popular sex act holds no interest for you?

Sex in public. Way too self-conscious for that. Plus I'd probably be defrocked if I were caught.


A double shot of espresso and an hour on the couch.


What is your most embarrassing sexual moment?

Probably the one time I had sex in public and was caught. It wasn't too terrible - it was late at night and it was just a tired cop who'd seen it a thousand times before. He just told us to get dressed and go home and don't do it where he could see it again. Words I've taken to heart over the past couple decades.

What snack would you have been excited to find packed in your lunchbox when you were a kid?
 
Sex in public. Way too self-conscious for that. Plus I'd probably be defrocked if I were caught.




Probably the one time I had sex in public and was caught. It wasn't too terrible - it was late at night and it was just a tired cop who'd seen it a thousand times before. He just told us to get dressed and go home and don't do it where he could see it again. Words I've taken to heart over the past couple decades.

What snack would you have been excited to find packed in your lunchbox when you were a kid?

Fritos

What was on your school lunchbox?
 
No. I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

What was the last reason you had to turn down a chance for sex?

A few days ago when my head and chest were at the unfortunate intersection of cold & flu season and allergy season. It was the one night all year I wasn't in the mood.

When was the last time you did something athletic? (excluding sex)
 
When was the last time you did something athletic? (excluding sex)

I threw a frisbee back and forth about six times yesterday. I hadn't done that for years.

What is the most arousing thing you've seen on a regular network television show?
 
I threw a frisbee back and forth about six times yesterday. I hadn't done that for years.

What is the most arousing thing you've seen on a regular network television show?

A scene from the scifi tv show Farscape. The two main characters were in a life or death situation and trying to solve it all the while turning each other on and then tackling each other once they solved the problem. It was really hot.


Have you ever gotten out of something (whether it was a traffic ticket or a task) by using your charms?
 
A scene from the scifi tv show Farscape. The two main characters were in a life or death situation and trying to solve it all the while turning each other on and then tackling each other once they solved the problem. It was really hot.


Have you ever gotten out of something (whether it was a traffic ticket or a task) by using your charms?

Using my charms usually gets me INTO trouble, not out of it...

Which current TV series do you watch that you know others will think is silly?
 
Using my charms usually gets me INTO trouble, not out of it...

Which current TV series do you watch that you know others will think is silly?

Hawaii Five-0 - it's stupid as fuck but they really blow shit up and wreck real cars, and I always drum my fingers and sing along with the theme.

What TV theme music do you like the most?
 
The theme from Lost.

What was the first scene from a movie that you remember getting you aroused?

Sophia Loren in her garter belt in Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow - it's the source of my #1 fetish.

Good question - let it ride.
 
The theme from Lost.

What was the first scene from a movie that you remember getting you aroused?

The sex scene towards the end of The Terminator. Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn really sell the raw, desperate intensity of it.

What is your favorite film sex scene, and why?
 
The sex scene towards the end of The Terminator. Linda Hamilton and Michael Biehn really sell the raw, desperate intensity of it.

What is your favorite film sex scene, and why?

The sex scene in Frank Miller's "300" between King Leonidas and Queen Gorgo before he goes off to war.

Same question...
 
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