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Messy Sex is fantastic, I'll sleep in the big wet spot kind of fantastic. ;) ;) ;)

Do you ever come to the boards and find it difficult to find a thread that inspires a new post from you? Why?

All the time. Such is the nature of all things in life. Things become routine, mundane. Expected. We all want to be surprised or inspired. Lit is no different in this than any other place or thing.

Have you ever been left completely dumbfounded or speechless after reading a post on Lit?
 
All the time. Such is the nature of all things in life. Things become routine, mundane. Expected. We all want to be surprised or inspired. Lit is no different in this than any other place or thing.

Have you ever been left completely dumbfounded or speechless after reading a post on Lit?

More often than I can recall!

HYE written a response to such a post and just in the moment your finger was on the submit-button jerked it back at the last moment because answering would be the worst idea ever?
 
All the time. Such is the nature of all things in life. Things become routine, mundane. Expected. We all want to be surprised or inspired. Lit is no different in this than any other place or thing.

Have you ever been left completely dumbfounded or speechless after reading a post on Lit?

Frequently. In both the good and the bad way :):(

How often do you decide not to respond to a post?

Edit: ooh, weird. Two pretty identical responses... :eek:
 
More often than I can recall!

HYE written a response to such a post and just in the moment your finger was on the submit-button jerked it back at the last moment because answering would be the worst idea ever?

All the time. Not quite every day, but certainly quite often. I've probably written more posts I've scrapped and not sent than posts I've actually completed, outside of the word game threads.

I'm always tripping over myself. Such is life.

Frequently. In both the good and the bad way :):(

How often do you decide not to respond to a post?

Edit: ooh, weird. Two pretty identical responses... :eek:

I leave a lot unsaid. Especially if my inclination is to post something that could be controversial, or which I feel might come across as unkind. Better just to let it drop.

But for the most part, I say what I need to say. Less is more, sometimes.

Without naming names, are there posters you just won't respond to for some reason?
 
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All the time. Not quite every day, but certainly quite often. I've probably written more posts I've scrapped and not sent than posts I've actually completed, outside of the word game threads.

I'm always tripping over myself. Such is life.



I leave a lot unsaid. Especially if my inclination is to post something that could be controversial, or which I feel might come across as unkind. Better just to let it drop.

But for the most part, I say what I need to say. Less is more, sometimes.

Without naming names, are their posters you just won't respond to for some reason?

There used to be, I am not sure if they are still around.

Is ist strange to have been away a long time and feel right at home again?
 
I've heard people. Pretty sure, though, have been watched without knowing.

What is the first item of clothing you take off at end of day or end of work day?

I like to just take off my pants, to be officially informal

What is the first item of clothing you remove when playing strip poker?
 
There used to be, I am not sure if they are still around.

Is ist strange to have been away a long time and feel right at home again?

Not sure if that is a question or not, but coming on Lit is pretty comfortable, really. We're all here for friendly banter and sometimes, sexual thrills. Oh, and welcome back!!

What last turned you on?
 
Not sure if that is a question or not, but coming on Lit is pretty comfortable, really. We're all here for friendly banter and sometimes, sexual thrills. Oh, and welcome back!!

What last turned you on?

A letter from one of our fans (hockey team in Canada), it was sweet and she's really cute, i mean... i bet she'd look great with clothes on too.
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If you had to tour with a rock band... which band would you choose to be a "roadie" with?
 
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I dont like sloppy kisses, or sloppy sex, but some girls get naturally very wet and that's cool :cool:


Early AC/DC with Bon Scott. I would be his girl, for sure :heart:

What kind of porn did you watch last?
 
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Team is not allowed to have porn on the road, so none, but I think I heard the pretty lady in the next room masturbating... so yeah, kinda :)

If a handsome stranger moved in next door... would you be interested in letting him see you naked, through your bedroom window?

Well, that's not possible as the window placement isn't right. I guess I would just have to go get the mail in the nude.

Do you ever run out of ideas for gifs? (Asking for a friend, of course)
 
Well, that's not possible as the window placement isn't right next to my bed anymore either...

I like to post pics/gifs because the programmer went to a lot of trouble to make it available for us to use; and it's good practice.

Did you ever have an obscene phone-caller that you kinda liked?
 
I like to post pics/gifs because the programmer went to a lot of trouble to make it available for us to use; and it's good practice.

Did you ever have an obscene phone-caller that you kinda liked?

Actually, I fielded a bomb threat call and had to keep the guy on the line while the police tried to trace the call. I had to listen to him talk dirty and when I attempted to change the subject, he would threaten the bomb. So yes I have and no I didn't enjoy it. If you want to know how the story ends, you will have to pm me.

Have you ever made an obscene call ?

(and that's kinda cool about the gifs)
 
Actually, I fielded a bomb threat call and had to keep the guy on the line while the police tried to trace the call. I had to listen to him talk dirty and when I attempted to change the subject, he would threaten the bomb. So yes I have and no I didn't enjoy it. If you want to know how the story ends, you will have to pm me.

Have you ever made an obscene call ?

(and that's kinda cool about the gifs)

There was a phone chat line... 10-20 years ago, before smart phones. It was really cool to hear natural voices, and to be able to use obscene words in an exciting way, and to even masturbate together that way... really nice.


At what point during loving making do you move to suck a boy's cock? I mean does he have to ask, or is it just a natural thing after...?
 
There was a phone chat line... 10-20 years ago, before smart phones. It was really cool to hear natural voices, and to be able to use obscene words in an exciting way, and to even masturbate together that way... really nice.


At what point during loving making do you move to suck a boy's cock? I mean does he have to ask, or is it just a natural thing after...?

It just happens naturally, I guess. Usually everything starts with kissing, the hands make themselves known and lips might part and there might be a gentle nudge or whisper (not a fan of a guy who shoves or pushes my head down to his cock. Just ask.) But the best is when things just happen naturally, like it's just meant to be.

Have you had a one night stand that turned into a relationship?
 
It just happens naturally, I guess. Usually everything starts with kissing, the hands make themselves known and lips might part and there might be a gentle nudge or whisper (not a fan of a guy who shoves or pushes my head down to his cock. Just ask.) But the best is when things just happen naturally, like it's just meant to be.

Have you had a one night stand that turned into a relationship?

I think that by definition a one night stand means you only have sex with the person once. If you mean a relationship after first date sex, yes. I married her.

HYE had a long term relationship with someone you had first date (or first five minutes! Lol) sex with?
 
It just happens naturally, I guess. Usually everything starts with kissing, the hands make themselves known and lips might part and there might be a gentle nudge or whisper (not a fan of a guy who shoves or pushes my head down to his cock. Just ask.) But the best is when things just happen naturally, like it's just meant to be.

Have you had a one night stand that turned into a relationship?

Yes, because sometimes it's just too amazing ;)

Do you enjoy handling a man's penis, or is it something you avoid during sex?
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I'll touch it ... ha .. but I won't let it go near my ....

Do you have any subscriptions that arrive in the mail?

I used to subscribe to YoungLust magazine, but now I get it digitally. The old magazines were nice, but hard to hold while pleasuring self.


You realize a man next to you on the train is getting an erection, you can see his penis lengthening in his pants, what do you do?

A. Ask if you can rest your head in his lap

B. Spill your drink in his lap, and use a napkin to "clean up"

C. Pretend to ignore while your imagination runs wild.
 
I used to subscribe to YoungLust magazine, but now I get it digitally. The old magazines were nice, but hard to hold while pleasuring self.


You realize a man next to you on the train is getting an erection, you can see his penis lengthening in his pants, what do you do?

A. Ask if you can rest your head in his lap

B. Spill your drink in his lap, and use a napkin to "clean up"

C. Pretend to ignore while your imagination runs wild.

I would be wanting to do A, but I would just do C. :D

What's your favorite web page to go to on the internet?
 
First to come to mind: Jada59

How soon after you woke-up this morning did you have your first sexual thought, and what was it?

I've been up for an hour and still haven't had one.

I am completely averse to skat and water sports. If you are as well, but the love of your life begged you to participate, would you?
 
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