Ask Guru anything.....

[T.H. Oughts]

Got to get his post count up some how....

1. What is the most horny place you have had sex???

2. Do you like your candy hard or soft????

 

[SINthysist]

I've asked him if he was counting in base18 and I have yet to get a response...

You'd think there'd be more threads dedicated to the sex-cult, it's clones, it's orgies, the Lit-like theme to their philosophies on random sex.

I mean, you'd think!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I mean, you'd think!

It's late... the drugs are wearing off...

 

[Lesbiangel]

Got to get his post count up some how....

1. What is the most horny place you have had sex???

2. Do you like your candy hard or soft????

1. pool table in my grandparents basement

2. hard of course!

 

[Guru]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

2. Are you hard or soft?

I'm soft and supple but my strapon is always hard.....

 

[Guru]

I'm soft and supple but my strapon is always hard.....

I think I'm in lust!

 

[Roughneck]

Ok, If a tree falls down in the middle of the forest, and nobody is around. . . .does the tree make a sound??

 

[AardRiven]

1. Too many to count and I give them all #1 spot

2. I dont eat candy

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I think I'm in lust!

Bend over and take it like a man....

 

[Shadowann2]

In the bushes out side the public library.

Hard...just like everything else!

 

[SINthysist]

You can't bend over and take it like a man!

A man doesn't take it!

not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing!

 

[Guru]

 

[AardRiven]

Ok, this isnt a question, its Zen, but if you'd care to explain it, shoot.

First there was a mountain.
Then there was no mountain.
Then there was.

I know its supposed to clear your mind for meditation, but they really could have come up with something better for all the supposed wisdom.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You can't bend over and take it like a man!

A man doesn't take it!

not that there's anything wrong with that sort of thing!

He would be a man to me...

 

[Roughneck]

Heres one for ya AardRiven, why is it they say its new and Improved. If its new, then its never been made or seen before, but if its improved, then its not new. Damn, kinda confussing myself, better have another beer.

T.H., just a question, if a man bends over and takes it, does he get to return the favor to you?

 

[Guru]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

T.H., just a question, if a man bends over and takes it, does he get to return the favor to you?

It wouldn't be fair if I said no would it?????

 

[bharman4102]

1. in the women's locker room
2. soft and chewy

 

[Roughneck]

Well, I think I can give it a whril, hell if Captain Kurt can fuck a Green Bitch in Star Treck, I guess I could bend over and feel what this man has not felt before.


Just be gentle, LOL

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Just be gentle, LOL

Darlin you wear that cowboy hat and leather boots and I'll be there....

 

[Roughneck]

I have the leather chaps and spurs too, shall i wear them as well?

 

[Guru]

 

[Shadowann2]

Hmmmmm...that's kinda annoying!

 

[Guru]

Hmmmmm...that's kinda annoying!

LOL!