Any advice with an oversized penis problem?

[lilfrk]

I cannot stand beds without sheets.

The first thing I thought was why do his testicles look like overgrown peach pits.
http://www.michiganpeach.org/facts/pit.jpg

LOL

I'm now convinced we've seen too many cock and ball pics.

 

[Nott]

I wish I could be in porn.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Of course, the other option is that he's lying on a very small bed and he's only 3 feet tall...

Or maybe he's this guy...

http://www.dumparump.com/thumb/82/WGmr0hw.jpg

 

[DéjàNu]

Prude!

Rude!

 

[Image]

I have no idea where I got it. It's been in my porn folder.

Maybe that's where he is, taking pictures. Either that or reregistering with a new name.

I can't decide the former or the latter

But you know, I was thinking... This would be awesome AV material for the right newb!

 

[Mansa Musa]

Hey I am new here and want some advice. Has anyone here had penis reduction surgery? I have an oversized penis that when erect is 8 inches long and 12 inches in circumference ( I also have abnormally muscular thighs from extreme exercise). Wearing jeans or suit pants always leaves a large protrusion on the front of my pants and unless I am wearing a large jacket or something some SOME people will leer at the front of my pants. It usually not an issue but sometimes I feel obscene, like once I found out that when I was running in runners athletic shorts that because of my girth my entire penis was revealed in the outling of the shorts...all these weird things crop up and it embarasses. I mean I know its a popular idea to have a big package but this also creates problems with me and my girlfriend where she will become injured from lubricated sex and will bleed all of the next day.

I don't think I can afford a surgery but was wondering what it was like (I would never do it if it cause deformity or lessen sensation).

Any advice? And is this really problem?

You´re the worst troll on the planet.

 

[December]

I dunno about other girls, but 8 inches is the perfect length for me, and the thicker the better.

 

[sophieloves]

I have no idea where I got it. It's been in my porn folder.

Maybe that's where he is, taking pictures. Either that or reregistering with a new name.

but what's with the pants in that pic of course that's a fake dick

 

[ksmybuttons]

Does this mean that we've hung out here so long we are desensatized(sp) to cock pictures?

ETA: I've seen a lot of cocks in my life due to my job. I'm confident that is a photoshop.

Stuff like taking a picture on an unsheeted mattress always bugs me. There was a guy who posted his picture in front of his wall and my eye went to the dirty fingerprints around the light switch plate. I can't help it.

I can't help it if I look at the whole picture.

 

[Eroticess34]

12" in circumference? my calves aren't 12" in circumference.

put away the crack pipe, son.

I was kind of thinking the same thing. Actually, for Internet measurements, I need him to be a bit bigger. I mean, if you're going to lie...lie realistically!

 

[Delicacy]

but what's with the pants in that pic of course that's a fake dick

What pants?

 

[Nott]

I dunno about other girls, but 8 inches is the perfect length for me, and the thicker the better.

Sizequeen.

 

[sophieloves]

I believe you.
My friend also has problems with his large penis.

http://www.launchimages.com/out.php/i5002_1.jpg

right hand side from testes to hip and different to the vest top he's wearing. or is his skin that wrinkled???

 

[December]

Sizequeen.

Yes, and?

 

[Delicacy]

right hand side from testes to hip and different to the vest top he's wearing. or is his skin that wrinkled???

I didn't notice that.
It looks like his monster package was photoshopped over his underwear.

http://www.launchimages.com/out.php/i5003_1.jpg

 

[ltnsfr007]

I didn't notice that.
It looks like his monster package was photoshopped over his underwear.

http://www.launchimages.com/out.php/i5003_1.jpg

LMAO, that poor guy will NEVER have sex

 

[sophieloves]

shakes head...

it

isn't

real

 

[FinePhilly]

Am I too late with the "cut it off" suggestion? I can't be bothered to read the whole thread.

 

[Delicacy]

shakes head...

it

isn't

real

Maybe the poor fella has elephantitis of the penis.

 

[Delicacy]

Am I too late with the "cut it off" suggestion? I can't be bothered to read the whole thread.

Yet, you are late. It's been suggested a couple hundred times.

 

[FinePhilly]

Yet, you are late. It's been suggested a couple hundred times.

Damn. I'm so unoriginal.

Wanna show me your breasts, or has that been requested a couple hundred times too?

 

[Delicacy]

Damn. I'm so unoriginal.

Wanna show me your breasts, or has that been requested a couple hundred times too?

Certainly, since you asked so sweetly. Hold on..

 

[Shamanskiss]

Lmao

LMAO, that poor guy will NEVER have sex

that poor guy will NEVER have basic mobility, where he is in the pic is where he stays...

anyone else noticed that thing grows out of about where his navel should be.

 

[FinePhilly]

Certainly, since you asked so sweetly. Hold on..

Holding............

excitedly.

 

[Delicacy]

Holding............

excitedly.

http://adje.punt.nl/upload/Boobs.jpg