Answer the FUCK-ing question

Brown or black.

What bad habit annoys you the most?


Cigarette smoking is bad enough - but what really fucking annoys me is when a woman lets it dangle out of her mouth. Very unattractive.

What is one bad habit you wish you could break but just can't seem to?
 
Cigarette smoking is bad enough - but what really fucking annoys me is when a woman lets it dangle out of her mouth. Very unattractive.

What is one bad habit you wish you could break but just can't seem to?

Damn fucking over sharing; I need to learn to keep my mouth shut!


Where was your vacation from hell?
 
Fucking lunatic drivers who think they own the roads and make me say “fuck” a lot in the car.

What would you rather meet, in the middle of nowhere - a wombat or kangaroo?
 
Fucking lunatic drivers who think they own the roads and make me say “fuck” a lot in the car.

What would you rather meet, in the middle of nowhere - a wombat or kangaroo?

Kangaroo...I still wouldn't get too fuckin' close. Are you afraid of the dark?
 
I’m not afraid of the dark as long as it’s not a dark alley and some dude jumps out and scares the fucking shit out of me.

Do you like knickerbocker glories?

I'm not fucking familiar with those, never heard of them before.

What's the best thing you last ate?
 
McDonald’s..

I'm not fucking familiar with those, never heard of them before.

What's the best thing you last ate?

We’re in Arkansas on a weekend getaway.. someone brought McDonalds hash browns and coffee.. yummy!

What did you have for breakfast?
 
We’re in Arkansas on a weekend getaway.. someone brought McDonalds hash browns and coffee.. yummy!

What did you have for breakfast?

Pepper and Onion omelet, topped with hot sauce.

What kind of shampoo did you use this morning?
 
We’re in Arkansas on a weekend getaway.. someone brought McDonalds hash browns and coffee.. yummy!

What did you have for breakfast?

:) Hey Scareltt, you forgot to add the F word in your reply.

Not a fucking thing yet, but I plan on having eggs and toast very soon.

What caused you to swear, the last time you swore?
 
This god-damned, motherfucking, shit-eating fuck of a thread.

What flavor jelly is your favorite?

Are you talking about jelly which we call fucking jam over here or are you talking about the jelly which Americans fucking call jello? Regardless of which one, I fucking love strawberry.

How many times do you swear in one day?
 
Are you talking about jelly which we call fucking jam over here or are you talking about the jelly which Americans fucking call jello? Regardless of which one, I fucking love strawberry.

How many times do you swear in one day?

I don't always swear, but when I do I drink Tres Fucking Equus. Seriously, not much at all, prolly less than ten times per day.

You're dying. An angel appears and tells you he can send you to either the Charlie Brown universe as Pig Pen or the South Park universe as Kenny. Which do you choose?
 
I don't always swear, but when I do I drink Tres Fucking Equus. Seriously, not much at all, prolly less than ten times per day.

You're dying. An angel appears and tells you he can send you to either the Charlie Brown universe as Pig Pen or the South Park universe as Kenny. Which do you choose?

No where, when I die I want permanent silence. The finality of the nothingness of death is the dream. I will go gently into that good night.

-What's your favourite flavour of ice cream?
 
No where, when I die I want permanent silence. The finality of the nothingness of death is the dream. I will go gently into that good night.

-What's your favourite flavour of ice cream?

Fucking vanilla. There are so many differences between brands.

Will you go softly?
 
Fucking hard then gentle then hard then gentle & hard then....

Have you ever killed anything?

Sure. Grew up in the country. If it had four fucking legs, or sat on a branch too long, I killed it, field dressed it and took it home. Missed a fucking lot, too.

Why not fight to the end? Metaphorically. Crap, even physically.
 
Sure. Grew up in the country. If it had four fucking legs, or sat on a branch too long, I killed it, field dressed it and took it home. Missed a fucking lot, too.

Why not fight to the end? Metaphorically. Crap, even physically.

Death is alluring to me.

Do you enjoy pain?
 
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