Answer the FUCK-ing question

Only at fucking special occasions, like weddings, so not really.

-What do you like about Literotica?

I really like the fucking friendly folks I’ve met here.


How would you spend extra free time?
 
I really like the fucking friendly folks I’ve met here.


How would you spend extra free time?

At the beach if they hurry up and open that fucker to the public again.

Have you ever sniffed glue or gas in order to get high?
 
At the beach if they hurry up and open that fucker to the public again.

Have you ever sniffed glue or gas in order to get high?

Fuck no

~Have you ever had sex with someone you deeply disliked, but were physically attracted to?
 
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Fuck no

~Have you ever had sex with someone you deeply disliked, but were physically attracted to?

No. Saw this when you posted it, and been thinking about it (dredging up memories), and . . . no. Probably couldn't.

Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
 
No. Saw this when you posted it, and been thinking about it (dredging up memories), and . . . no. Probably couldn't.

Have you ever had sex with more than one person?

Yes. Quite a few fucking times.

Have you ever cranked one out (masturbated) with your SO asleep next to you?
 
Yes. Quite a few times.

Have you ever cranked one out (masturbated) with your SO asleep next to you?

[Sheepishly] yeah -- wife, GF, mistress, SO -- they just couldn't hang every night.

Have you ever had sex with 2 or more people? (EXCLUDING YOURSELF)
 
[Sheepishly] yeah -- wife, GF, mistress, SO -- they just couldn't hang every night.

Have you ever had sex with 2 or more people? (EXCLUDING YOURSELF)

I assume an orgy counts, so Fuckin'-A I did.

Have you ever masturbated yourself to orgasm ten or more times in one day?
 
I don't fucking remember. I don't even remember what fucking day it is half the fucking time.

When did you last go dancing?
 
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I don't fucking remember. I don't even remember what fucking day it is half the fucking time.

When did you last go dancing?

I don't fucking remember, years ago maybe.

~If you could eat a full meal and have sex at the same time, what would you eat?
 
I don't fucking remember. I don't even remember what fucking day it is half the fucking time.

When did you last go dancing?

That would be in the fucking 80's. But I dance at home all the time.

What's your main source of transportation?
 
I don't fucking remember. I don't even remember what fucking day it is half the fucking time.

When did you last go dancing?

I don't fucking remember, years ago maybe.

~If you could eat a full meal and have sex at the same time, what would you eat?.
 
I don't fucking remember, years ago maybe.

~If you could eat a full meal and have sex at the same time, what would you eat?.

Cheese Pizza, simple and filling.... Fuck!

If you suddenly had unlimited funds, where would you live?
 
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