DeckardNYC
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Dec 31, 2018
- Posts
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Good fucking analytical skills.
What are your plans for the summer.
Well, some time at the fucking beach, but otherwise not a fucking thing so far.
Do you drink wine?
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Good fucking analytical skills.
What are your plans for the summer.
Well, some time at the fucking beach, but otherwise not a fucking thing so far.
Do you drink wine?
Only at fucking special occasions, like weddings, so not really.
-What do you like about Literotica?
I really like the fucking friendly folks I’ve met here.
How would you spend extra free time?
At the beach if they hurry up and open that fucker to the public again.
Have you ever sniffed glue or gas in order to get high?
Fuck no
~Have you ever had sex with someone you deeply disliked, but were physically attracted to?
No. Saw this when you posted it, and been thinking about it (dredging up memories), and . . . no. Probably couldn't.
Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
Yes. Quite a few times.
Have you ever cranked one out (masturbated) with your SO asleep next to you?
[Sheepishly] yeah -- wife, GF, mistress, SO -- they just couldn't hang every night.
Have you ever had sex with 2 or more people? (EXCLUDING YOURSELF)
I assume an orgy counts, so Fuckin'-A I did.
Have you ever masturbated yourself to orgasm ten or more times in one day?
What am I-- a Machine?? Haha. Fuck no. HYE been caught in a huge lie?
As a kid fuck yes, as an adult no.
Pepsi or Coca-Cola?
I'd have to say Pepsi
When is the last time you sat atop a mountain?
Too fucking long. What do you do go Relax??
Fuck. I hardly ever get to really relax. If I do alcohol is fucking heavily involved.
Do you like anal sex?
Apparently no one does, or just doesn't want to fucking admit it.
Can you recite the alphabet backwards?
Yeah. After some fucking drinks. Can you remember Everyones name whom you slept with?
Pretty much, though sometimes I mix up the fucking order.
More then 30?
I don't fucking remember. I don't even remember what fucking day it is half the fucking time.
When did you last go dancing?
I don't fucking remember. I don't even remember what fucking day it is half the fucking time.
When did you last go dancing?
I don't fucking remember. I don't even remember what fucking day it is half the fucking time.
When did you last go dancing?
I don't fucking remember, years ago maybe.
~If you could eat a full meal and have sex at the same time, what would you eat?.
Cheese Pizza, simple and filling.... Fuck!
If you suddenly had unlimited funds, where would you live?
Fucking Hawaii
~(Asper Jada59 missed above) What's your main source of transportation?