Answer the FUCK-ing question

Resting lol... laundry I guess

What's your favorite fucking cloud shape?
I like the big fluffy fuckers.
*When people don't follow through, on promises made.

What does your dream world fucking look like?
Spring time. Flowers. Less fucking asshole people. 😂

What does your favorite bar serve that’s the fucking best ever?
 
I'm not a big drinker but at a place I used to go infrequently before I moved, they made a very good Moscow Mule... great strawberry cheesecake too.

What are your favorite fucking pizza toppings?
 
I'm not a big drinker but at a place I used to go infrequently before I moved, they made a very good Moscow Mule... great strawberry cheesecake too.

What are your favorite fucking pizza toppings?
Pepperoni and FUCKING sausage.

What is your fucking favorite place to visit?
 
I love walking through a fucking nice park.

What is your dream country to fucking visit?
 
I've always wanted to visit Sweden after hearing about the Swedish fucking bikini team. I might never fucking come back home.

If you could step through your television into the world of any show and become part of that fictitious world, which show would you choose?
 
The Office, I'd like to be the fucking Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

If you had a fucking real get out of Jail free card, what 1 single item would you steal & legally keep?
 
The Office, I'd like to be the fucking Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton branch.

If you had a fucking real get out of Jail free card, what 1 single item would you steal & legally keep?
Scarlett Fucking Johansson. Not sure if she qualifies as an "item" and I don't Fucking care!

You're on death row and it's time for your final meal. What are you ordering?
 
You're on death row and it's time for your final meal. What are you ordering?
Eh, its a no brainer, a fucking cheese steak from Tony's, fries from fucking Red Robin and a double fucking chocolate shake from Saegers.

You're writing an excuse note for your kids, who missed school the last two days, what do you say?
 
Scarlett Fucking Johansson. Not sure if she qualifies as an "item" and I don't Fucking care!

You're on death row and it's time for your final meal. What are you ordering?
No a human being dosen't count as a thing. 🙄
Eh, its a no brainer, a fucking cheese steak from Tony's, fries from fucking Red Robin and a double fucking chocolate shake from Saegers.

You're writing an excuse note for your kids, who missed school the last two days, what do you say?
I fucking tried homeschooling them, then gave the fuck up so here take them the fuck back.


What is your fucking favorite type of tree?
 
No a human being dosen't count as a thing. 🙄

I fucking tried homeschooling them, then gave the fuck up so here take them the fuck back.


What is your fucking favorite type of tree?
A fucking Blue Spruce

Other than fucking, what’s your favorite fucking past time?
 
I get on my fucking bike and pedal my fucking ass all over the fucking place.

Where is your favorite fucking weekend getaway?
 
I think I'd have to be wine and help someone get drunk as fuck.

If you could time travel to any point in the past or future, what year would you pick and why.
 
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