ViciousTease
*his personal tease*
- Joined
- Jan 21, 2014
- Posts
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"My twin sister wants to fuck you also, is that ok?"
What is your dream car?
A Dodge pickup with tons of fucking chrome
Where would you like to vacation next?
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"My twin sister wants to fuck you also, is that ok?"
What is your dream car?
A Dodge pickup with tons of fucking chrome
Where would you like to vacation next?
I've been to Australia once but it was a long fucking time ago. Dream vacation would be to repeat it. I'd have much more fun than I did at 14. (And Aussie accents are my fav lol)
What is the first thing you would buy if you won the lottery?
Fencing material so we could finally finish the fucking fence.
What the one thing you most hate to spend money on?
Where the fuck does all of the money I earn really go? I just paid all of my damn bills, but more keep fucking showin' up!
What can ruin a good day for you?
Fucking work, of course!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
I'm going to say chicken since an egg can't fucking cum.
What is your favorite dessert?
Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to pick just one?!?! Although I'm eating a cherry turnover right now that is fucking awesome.
Movies. Theater experience or enjoy at home?

I fucking love the theater! Of course, I prefer actual fucking at home.
What is your favorite movie?
I'm going to say chicken since an egg can't fucking cum.
What is your favorite dessert?
Well, my girlfriend at the time and I both got fucking wasted and made a home movie. I was wearing this Toga costume and she had a Boba Fett costume and we started....aww fuck it, that story is too long....
Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Whiskey when the cash is plentiful, beer when it's not. I hate fruity fucking drinks.
What is the rest of the story?
Fuck that, it's too embarrassingWe're still not allowed in the states of Georgia or Alabama, and I can only enter Wisconsin if accompanied by a responsible adult.
Have you saved any naughty home movies?
Fuck no! I fucking deleted them.
What is the square root of 25,268,917,444?
158962. No more fucking math!
Bacon or chocolate?
Fuck no! I fucking deleted them.
What is the square root of 25,268,917,444?
I love me some fucking bacon, haha.
what do you get when you cross an ice tea and a chicken?
I have no fucking idea !
Wny did the perv cross the road ?
Because the fucking cops were chasing the freak!
Who do you hope will run for president in 2020?
Tony Fucking Danza.
What should I drink if I want to get drunk really fast?
Fucking Bacardi 151! Will fuck you sideways and laugh the whole fucking time!
Where should I go out this weekend for a good time?
Tijuana! Make a run for the border, you won't regret it...until you have to take a fucking piss, that might burn a little...
What is your favorite cartoon/animated show?
Back in the day I used to fucking love Tom & Jerry, but currently you can't fucking beat Family Guy for a quick laugh.
Your on death row & they're taking orders for your last meal... What's your fav, what are you going down with?
Lying in a fucking hammock on a fucking tropical beach being fucking waited on by half naked fucking native women.Round Table pizza (all the Cali people will know)...a large pepperoni with extra sauce (their sauce is amazing!). And I would eat the whole fucking thing!
What is your dream vacation?