Answer the FUCK-ing question

[lesyex19]

Vacation? What the fuck is that? Oh, you mean when we go to a cabin in the mountains and fuck for a week straight. Yes, the mountains.

What pissed you off today?

Nothing's fucking pissed me off.....yet!!!!!

What's for dinner?

 

[Porkwarrior]

What's for dinner?

Slow cooked brisket. 3 fucking hours to go, but it is THE FUCKING BOMB!


What's your favourite 5 o'clock cocktail?

 

[funluvinaj]

Slow cooked brisket. 3 fucking hours to go, but it is THE FUCKING BOMB!


What's your favourite 5 o'clock cocktail?

I don't have a favorite 5 fucking o'clock cocktail but if I did it'd be Fucking fireball.

What's for dinner?

 

[Porkwarrior]

I don't have a favorite 5 fucking o'clock cocktail but if I did it'd be Fucking fireball.

What's for dinner?

Didn't I answer that fucking question already, somebody needs a fucking spanking!


Ever recorded yourself being spanked?

 

[lesyex19]

Didn't I answer that fucking question already, somebody needs a fucking spanking!


Ever recorded yourself being spanked?

Fuck No!!!

Who's cooking dinner?

 

[adrina]

Didn't I answer that fucking question already, somebody needs a fucking spanking!


Ever recorded yourself being spanked?

Fuck no.


Have you ever vomited on a carnival ride?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Fuck no.


Have you ever vomited on a carnival ride?

Nope, never gotten fucking motion sick.

Fuck No!!!

Who's cooking dinner?

Who the fuck do you think, now stay the fuck out of my kitchen and wait until I'm done making my fucking magic!


Ever make it to the last 30secs of a Packers game and go "OH FUUUUUUUUUCK NO!"

 

[lesyex19]

Nope, never gotten fucking motion sick.



Who the fuck do you think, now stay the fuck out of my kitchen and wait until I'm done making my fucking magic!


Ever make it to the last 30secs of a Packers game and go "OH FUUUUUUUUUCK NO!"

Fuck no, we don't watch fucking high school teams!

Is your kitchen easy to clean up when you're done cooking?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Fuck no, we don't watch fucking high school teams!

Is your kitchen easy to clean up when you're done cooking?

I clean as I go, I fucking hate walking into a kitchen and seeing a sink full of fucking dirty shit.

Ever think of something other than fucking cooking for countertops?

 

[lesyex19]

I clean as I go, I fucking hate walking into a kitchen and seeing a sink full of fucking dirty shit.

Ever think of something other than fucking cooking for countertops?

I don't know who would fuck cooking......

Care to cook outside?

 

[Porkwarrior]

I don't know who would fuck cooking......

Care to cook outside?

I do a few things outside, cooking is one of them

When was the last time you fucked outside?

 

[lesyex19]

I do a few things outside, cooking is one of them

When was the last time you fucked outside?

January-that was a fucking cold experience!!!!!

Which wine should we use?

 

[Porkwarrior]

January-that was a fucking cold experience!!!!!

Which wine should we use?

Hungarian Bikaver or an Amarone.
Something fullbodied and VERY fucking red.


Ever not wait until dessert before you said "Let's get the FUCK out of here!"

 

[lesyex19]

Hungarian Bikaver or an Amarone.
Something fullbodied and VERY fucking red.


Ever not wait until dessert before you said "Let's get the FUCK out of here!"

Fuck yes!!!!

What was the reason for doing so?

 

[Porkwarrior]

Fuck yes!!!!

What was the reason for doing so?

Parking lot blowjob

Ever fuck in a restaurant bathroom because you couldn't even wait until the main course before you NEEDED to be fucked?

 

[lesyex19]

Parking lot blowjob

Ever fuck in a restaurant bathroom because you couldn't even wait until the main course before you NEEDED to be fucked?

I've fucked in a restaurant bathroom just because it was a dirty thing to do!

Can you follow the rules for the thread?

 

[Taegul]

I've fucked in a restaurant bathroom just because it was a dirty thing to do!

Can you follow the rules for the thread?

Not a fucking problem!

What is the meaning of life?

 

[gavinp]

Not a fucking problem!

What is the meaning of life?

Not a fucking clue.

Would anyone like to pay my bills for me this month?

 

[Todger65]

Not a fucking clue.

Would anyone like to pay my bills for me this month?

No Fucking way

Can anyone find me a decent cup of coffee

 

[Taegul]

No Fucking way

Can anyone find me a decent cup of coffee

Maybe I could if I actually drank coffee, but I fucking hate that shit tbh.

If a train left Boston at 3 PM moving westbound at a constant 45 miles per hour, and another train left Chicago eastbound at a constant 38 miles per hour, who is the damned idiot who thought, 'This would make a great Math question'?

 

[adrina]

Maybe I could if I actually drank coffee, but I fucking hate that shit tbh.

If a train left Boston at 3 PM moving westbound at a constant 45 miles per hour, and another train left Chicago eastbound at a constant 38 miles per hour, who is the damned idiot who thought, 'This would make a great Math question'?

Some fucking idiot sadist that has no fucking idea how to teach math in the real fucking world.


What was/is for dinner?

 

[L8tnIt]

Some fucking idiot sadist that has no fucking idea how to teach math in the real fucking world.


What was/is for dinner?

Whatever I can fuckin' toss into my lunchbox!

What time is it?

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Whatever I can fuckin' toss into my lunchbox!

What time is it?

Hands you a fuckin' battery for your watch. 10:10pm

Did it rain all day?

 

[L8tnIt]

That shit was during the week; it left me fucking soaked!
Now it is just fucking sticky & humid outside instead

Where are you?

 

[gavinp]

That shit was during the week; it left me fucking soaked!
Now it is just fucking sticky & humid outside instead

Where are you?

In the house sitting on my fucking arse.

Can you send me a picture of you in your hosiery please