Answer the FUCK-ing question

Am I fucking blind?! Of course I fucking like nude Beaches?

Have you ever been to a nude beach? Did you participate?

I'm too fucking modest to go to a nude beach.

What's the most you ever spent on a bottle of booze?
 
I wish the fuck something would fucking happen to get me excited...whatever the fuck it might be

what do you do on a weekend?

Well, I'm certainly not getting fucked on the weekends, that's for fucking sure :rolleyes:

Have you ever been audited by the fucking IRS?
 
Well, I'm certainly not getting fucked on the weekends, that's for fucking sure :rolleyes:

Have you ever been audited by the fucking IRS?

No I have never be fucking audited.;)

Have you ever tried fucking in the back seat of a car in the daylight?
 
never put fucking cream in my fucking tea..lots of fucking sugar though

do you prefer coffee or tea?

Sometimes I fucking prefer coffee and sometimes I fucking prefer tea. I'm fucking undecided. :D


Do you ever drink decaf?
 
Sometimes I fucking prefer coffee and sometimes I fucking prefer tea. I'm fucking undecided. :D


Do you ever drink decaf?
fuck NO! If I am drinking fucking coffee it better the fuck be the fucking hi-test!

do you drink energy drinks?
 
'Eugh fuck no. Coffee is my fucking energy drink.


Boxers or briefs?

Boxer briefs. They're more comfortable until it gets really fucking hot out. Then I switch to regular fucking boxers. That's the way I fucking like it. ;-)

Do you have any pets?
 
I have a homeless cat, a fox, and a pitbull that shits in my yard. I wouldn't mind having something around. Do you like to write?
 
I have a homeless cat, a fox, and a pitbull that shits in my yard. I wouldn't mind having something around. Do you like to write?

I don't have enough time to fucking write, but enjoy what little I fucking do.

Do you realize you're a good person?
 
I don't have enough time to fucking write, but enjoy what little I fucking do.

Do you realize you're a good person?

I'm a gooder fucking person than any English instructors I ever had!

If you could sum up your relationship with your parents in one word, what would that word be?
 
Who the fuck doesn't annoy me? Oh what the fuck...no one really fucking annoys me

What is your ideal place for a vacation?

Vacation? What the fuck is that? Oh, you mean when we go to a cabin in the mountains and fuck for a week straight. Yes, the mountains.

What pissed you off today?
 
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