And with this question, I will burn in hell.

[HeavyStick]

How do they determine parking at the Special Olympics?

 

[Shadowann2]

Yes, I believe you will!

 

[Guest]

How do they determine parking at the Special Olympics?

By who gets there first... and they probably have a shuttle bus.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

There is none.

Straight to hell with you, Bub!

 

[Kalyn]

Parking!! Why in the hell would they need parking, it's not like they can drive.









See you in hell, I'll bring some cold beer, we can watch special olympics on the hellivision.

 

[Silverlily]

we're all going for one reason or another

Don't worry about the hell thing, you'll have plenty of company.

 

[Lost Cause]

Hmmmm...

First come, first swerved? Timmmaaaahhhh! Is it getting hot?

 

[freakygirl]

I'm thinking they use lots of buses.. short ones.






*I can't go to hell.. I'm already there

 

[Lost Cause]

Besides the parking...

Why do you think they hold the event on a circular field?
Why do I have visions of Monty Python's "twit of the year" skit dancing in front of me? Timmmmaaahhhh!

 

[Guest]

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[HeavyStick]

Do all the cafeteria tables have padded corners?

 

[Guest]

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[Lost Cause]

Dr. Steven Hawkings will be the play by play announcer. Tiimmmaaahhh!

 

[busybody..]

Does anyone

really watch that stuff?

Are some "special olympics" guys playing on the Tampa Bay Devil Rays?

 

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[HeavyStick]

Re: Does anyone

really watch that stuff?

Are some "special olympics" guys playing on the Tampa Bay Devil Rays?

Ladies and Gentleman.

The Team Captain for the Spec. Oly. Debate team..... BUSYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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[Lost Cause]

Timmmaaahhh!

During the National Anthem, Christopher 'Superman' Reeves, will do a roll-by of the stadium!

*Is that what you were trying to say? Tiiimmmaaahh!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

what a fantastic question.. I'm going to burn in hell for laughing. Sorry, but the conundrum is just too funny.

 

[HeavyStick]

Re: Timmmaaahhh!

During the National Anthem, Christopher 'Superman' Reeves, will do a roll-by of the stadium!

*Is that what you were trying to say? Tiiimmmaaahh!

How about a rip off from the '96 Atlanta games?

We turn CR's wheelchair into a quadriplegic roman candle and light the Olympic torch with it.

 

[Guest]

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[HeavyStick]

Christopher Reeves and Timmy from SP in a jousting match?

 

[Guest]

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[Lost Cause]

under the influence...

They have a license to drive...impaired! Besides, the sobriety test would take hours. Ah, they'd use that excuse for a ..crutch. Tiimmaaahhhh!

 

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